51 [M4F] #Boston. Witty, gritty, just outside the city.
If you’re looking for a man who can rhyme, it’s a good luck day for you. And me.
Do you know what’s worrisome? I’m afraid I am becoming a serial ad poster, like the kind of person I used to make fun of. It’s become a weekly thing, but each one is different. I’ve met some wonderful people on this sub, but my luck has been bad… not telling how long, but I don’t have the fingers to count the months (but I’ve got a good while left I I’m allowed to use toes).
So yes I’m creative and silly and have a bad habit of saying whatever is on my mind. But you’d be surprised how presentable I am when I need to be. Shockingly normal, with a little adventurous streak and too much energy. I’m good at making those around me feel comfortable, and despite what I’m doing right this moment, I’m a trustworthy friend.
If you’ve read this far, I suggest therapy.
I’m looking for someone I can laugh with. A FWB I can care about and make happy, within the limits we both understand exist in an affair. I not here to add anxiety or drama to anyone’s life. The exact opposite.
You’ll like my looks and the shape I’m in. I’m 5’9” (but at the right time of day, my shadow is huuuge). So if you’re one of those tall-men-only queens, kindly and gently, with utmost respect and charity, go f#ck yourself. 😳 Or not. We should each find exactly what we’re looking for.