To blow or not to blow?

Got the house to myself now...

Its 3:51pm and trying to decide if I drink some beers, smoke some weed and watch Dune again, or if I should get a bag and chat shit to strangers on reddit all night..

What should I do?

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u/mmonyetputihh — 6 days ago

34m in Aus - nearing the 36 hour mark

Keen for anything to be honest… posted on here at 9am and back here at 12am!!

Anything and everything get in touch

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u/mmonyetputihh — 1 month ago

34m skiing and frustrated!!

Look I am grateful this subreddit exists, because I have found a few cool dudes that I've been able to chat with for hours...

But its sort of like finding the perfect porn video, you know? Like you might be scrolling pornhub for 30 minutes to find the right video, then jerk off for 3 minutes and finish.

On here, every post is one of the following:

  • Horny guy looking for women
  • Some snapchat/OF model fishing for subs
  • Guys who are spun out looking for clean chats (that might turn into something dirty)

Don't get me wrong I'm happy for the chats, but fishing through all the garbage to find someone chill is way harder than it should be.

Also, if us guys get this horny when we're on coke, what do all the women actually do??? If they're not on here do they just masturbate alone? Very confused...

Would also just be nice to have clean chats to some women too!

Rant over - sorry very spun out.

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u/mmonyetputihh — 1 month ago

Been on the slopes for hours and it shows

its midday on day two.... got a few more big ones like this left...
at this point i'm worried the tiny coke dick is permanent

u/mmonyetputihh — 2 months ago

Opium oral dosage questions

I've read through the wiki and some previous posts, but haven't found anything conclusive....
I am looking at acquiring 1g of raw opium and would like to dose it orally.

I have zero tolerance to opiates and just looking for a mellow experience.

How must is advised to take? 50mg? 100mg?

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u/mmonyetputihh — 2 months ago

Everyone always posting their hard ons, this is real coke dick!

Honestly this is just for a laugh.... everytime i ski and i go to the bathroom, i am in stitches about how tiny my cock has become. thought i'd share it for everyone else to have a giggle.

Second picture gives you my perspective!

u/mmonyetputihh — 2 months ago