u/myfleshburns

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 

2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.

3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 

2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.

3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 

2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.

3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for Bay Area women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for Bay Area women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I’m searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.

I searching for women that know what they want and are looking to get eaten out. I have a thing for unshaved women, so having a bush is a huge plus, but absolutely not necessary. I'm down for doing anything as long as it's what you want and I won’t do anything else unless you explicitly ask. What I’m personally looking for is just giving oral. I can’t host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.

I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. You can still send them, but as a way to confirm who you are, pictures aren’t going to cut it anymore. This is non-negotiable.

I am going to be very blunt here. Do not message me if:

1. You are unsure about actually hooking up. I get it; it’s not exactly comfortable meeting up with a stranger online, but I have been dealing back to back with time wasters who only want to small talk for a bit, put little to no effort into organizing, and then “realize” this isn’t for them. If you aren’t confident that you’ll follow through with hooking up, then I suggest getting off these subreddits and stop wasting people’s time. 
2. Your account is less than a few months old or has little to no post history (or it’s turned off). If you don’t understand why, then I can’t help you at this point.
3. You can’t read. I will just block you.

Me: 23 years old, 5 '9, white, blonde hair and blue eyes, around 235 pounds, facial hair, DDF. I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. Also, I got tested after the last time I did anything sexual (12/22/25) and can share the results with you if requested. 

You: DDF single woman that’s 20-55 that wants to receive oral. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, shaved or not, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your stats and favorite animal so I know you’ve actually read this.