39 [F4M] Australia - Hello to all the suitable handsome distractions out there!
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Still seeking Mr. Slowburn. Mr. Longevity. Someone who I can't get enough of, and who can't get enough of me.
I'm married, I'm looking for discretion maintaining married/LTR, 40+ y/p, who has spark, charisma, and consistent time to give. Who can capture and hold my attention.
I don't have physical needs, but wants are always present - I do have a real thing for the middle age-evolved grunge/skater vibe, facial hair, and a cheeky grin. In return, I probably look like someone your mum would roll her eyes at but your dad would loooooove.
If you're looking for textbook pretty or the likes, I'm probably not for you. I'm certainly unconventional...but not unattractive.
I'm strict about age requirement, flexible about location because availability is key, and I'm a sucker for a song recommendation (hint hint).
I prefer to continue on a platform other reddit if there's a spark.
P. S.
Yes, I'll block you if you think I want to talk sex without you even trying to get to know me.
Yes, I'm real.
Yes, l'm female.
No, I don't want your money.
Yes, read 1. again