u/myoldgraveyard

I'm honestly really horny, and pretty drunk and just want to get off, I'm naked in my bed with the windows open

I toke that in a public bathroom before coming home.

I've been celibate for 6yrs, I've never been with anyone with a dick and I'll be 30 at the end of this month... Sure would be ashamed if I got raped for my birthday and be forced to take cock