40M4F Are you a prison guard? Because I'm tired boss.
Hi. You might know me from such roles as, ^(the) ^(legally) ^(distinct,) Alone at Home and Bedroom of the Dead. Well I'm back with a new feature that will knocks your panties off. Come see me in Not Another Romcom: More Sausage for the Pile. In it I'm a guy, who's looking for a girl, who's looking for a guy, who's me. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll take your panties off. Tickets available now!
Do I have your attention? If that didn't get you to message me than you should click away now because it only goes downhill from here. I'm married, not looking to change things™. I don't have kids for those of you that it matters. Things are.... ok? at home, I guess. I mean, we live together. We're roommates. IYKYK. So I'm here for friendship, escapism, romance, or just dry humor and memes. If you want more details about me, you gotta work for'em babe. As in, please stop by and say hello. Oh and I'm EST.
I don't normally have a preference on who contacts me because I'm not really expecting a fairytale ending, but I'll give it a shot this time. If you don't fit this description, I'm flexible. Someone no older than 50, preferably in a dead bedroom as well. I don't mind if you have kids, but again, I don't, so do with that what you will. Likes humor- life is too short to not find things funny. If you work out, that's great. I stay active but I'm not a gym rat. Lastly, if it matters to you, I am a boob guy.
And that's all I have to say about that.