u/nevallowfollow9

I'm looking for serendipity. Someone who comes from the left field and becomes one of the most important people in my life. Friendship. Flirting. Laughing. Sharing. Trust. Kinks. Knowing each other but also excited about each other. I wish this wasn't too much to ask for.

I'm me. Curious, I like to know things. I used to Google everything. I'm intelligent but laugh at the silliest things.But can also discuss almost anything. I'm a good listener and give really great advice. I'm not judgy.

I've started working out again, but don't like the gym. I'm into trivia and logic puzzles. Music. Books. I know what I want usually, except when it comes to my birthday. I give thoughtful gifts. Married but not fulfilled. I have kids.

I'm cute, average build, and taller than 6'0 but not by much. I'm a sucker for curly hair and pretty eyes, shorter than me, and a thicker build. Submissive. I'd prefer someone older than 32 but younger than 45. Someone looking for the same things. I'm open to most timezones, as long as schedules align.

I'd love to hear from you, but tell me a little about you if you respond.

I'm an ordinary married dad, trying to get through life, just like everyone else. I'm not looking for Juliet, because I'm not Romeo. Cherubs with arrows tend to strike unexpectedly any way, so I'm also not against feelings that grow. I'm married, but lonely and unseen.

I want an easy going conversation, like speaking to an old friend. Where you can be yourself without fear of offending anyone, but also free enough to just enjoy each other. The excitement of something new, but mature enough to be patient and let it play out. To make a new friend, and if that works, the potential for more. I'm not in a rush for anything spicy, but open to it if things go that way.

I'm unconventionally good looking. I'll be really attractive to one person, but not quite what the doctor ordered for someone else. My body is lived in. Average in places, softer in others. Tall. I'm a lover of all bodies, and I genuinely appreciate thicker, curvier bodies. Laughter is my love language. I enjoy music, books, movies, walks.

Last but not least, I'm open to all timezones. I want something that stays online. I'm from Europe, but open to anywhere. I prefer someone older than 33 but younger than 45.

Tell me about yourself, don't just say hi.

You're on EST or CST time. You're a mom with time to chat, and would love to speak to someone from the UK. You're looking for an easy friendship, loads of laughter, and depth. You're not against flirting or eventual spice, but you want more friend with your benefits.You're older than 35 but younger than 45. You're also on the thicker side.

I'm a married dad who works from home. I'm of decent character (mostly). I have all my teeth, most of my hair, and generally not bad looking. I'm around six foot tall, have brown eyes, and a short salt and pepper beard. I'm not a gym guy, but I'm trying to get fitter again. I'm curious so I will ask questions. I want an easy vibe, someone patient, and kind. Something that grows naturally, I'm also a little kinky, but on the softer side of that spectrum.

I'd love to get to know you, really. I'm generally lonely, and I'm looking for something that fits. Someone who wants someone to be part of their day. A confidant. Phone calls when possible. Voice notes.

Let's talk.

So I don't always believe in lists. They sometimes exclude people who should really not be excluded. Sometimes we're like no timezones and then someone in Antarctica slips through the net, and you're like how did I ever live without you. Or we have all these attributes we want, but people aren't really to be boxed like this.

Have you ever spoken to someone who was perfect on paper, but there's no flow? Or there's ridiculous chemistry, but there's no substance? You're attracted to each other like magnets in heat. They tick every box. But it still doesn't get off the ground. The plane can't lift off.

Then there's that anomaly. You shouldn't work, but you do. There's something that just clicks. I'm not talking about a lightning strike. Your conversation just flows. The jokes land. The trauma is bonded. The schedules some how find a way to work even when they shouldn't. They aren't who you'd typically be attracted to, but you are somehow. You become each other's type.

I'm taller than average, not ugly (although I firmly believe something about beauty and beholders), I'm not in the US. I'm married. I am open to any timezone. I tend to like thicker women of all races. But again, I'm open. Someone chatty.

If this sounds like something that could work for you, you know what to do. Send me a chat.