u/nizzobeeating

🛑: men, couples or bicurious women (love you but I'm too old for that now 🥲)

Located in Little Village but open to: Berywn, Cicero & Oak Park as nearby suburbs

you: 25-45, extremely fem, DDF, drama free, HWP, single, waxed/shaved, able to host (I am NOT interested in CarPlay), loves getting your ass ate and possibly tribbing

me: single, DDF, caramel skinned AA, size 6, 32G, chin length curly black/blonde hair, 5'9, can technically host but really don't want to-able to travel easily, loves a pillow princess that's confident in what she wants.

I can sniff out a man mascarading as a woman a mile away ‼️

I do not respond to low effort messages and I don't like chatting long. If you can't meet by Saturday-don't bother.

I require social media verification 💕

🛑: men, couples (unless it's a femfem situation...) or bicurious women (love you girl but ❌)

Just moved to the Little Village area a couple of months ago and the women I see on a daily recommend me of my times in Texas sleeping with beautiful Hispanic women 🥲.

I need fem FWBs ASAP!!! I didn't get to celebrate Pride month the way I wanted-that's how dry my roster is 😭.

you: fem as hell, HWP, DDF, single & drama free, can host, located in the neighborhoods like...Pilsen, Little Village, Lawdale, East/West Garfield Park, South Loop, Bronzeville, West Loop...maybe Ciceroish and loves getting her pussy ate (bonus points if you're Hispanic as I clearly have a problem 😣)

me: 5'9, size 6, 32G, chin length curly hair, caramel skinned and can host but really doesn't want to (and ❌ car play...🙄)

I've been on Reddit wayyyy too long. I can smell a faker/creep a mile away. Low effort messages get ignored.

I require social media verification and I don't like to chat long. Promise the tongue is worth the trouble though 💁🏾‍♀️

🛑: men, couples (unless it's a femfem situation...) or bicurious women (love you girl but ❌)

Just moved to the Little Village area a couple of months ago and the women I see on a daily recommend me of my times in Texas sleeping with beautiful Hispanic women 🥲.

I need fem FWBs ASAP!!! I didn't get to celebrate Pride month the way I wanted-that's how dry my roster is 😭.

you: fem as hell, HWP, DDF, single & drama free, can host, located in the neighborhoods like...Pilsen, Little Village, Lawdale, East/West Garfield Park, South Loop, Bronzeville, West Loop...maybe Ciceroish and loves getting her pussy ate (bonus points if you're Hispanic as I clearly have a problem 😣)

me: 5'9, size 6, 32G, chin length curly hair, caramel skinned and can host but really doesn't want to (and ❌ car play...🙄)

I've been on Reddit wayyyy too long. I can smell a faker/creep a mile away. Low effort messages get ignored.

I require social media verification and I don't like to chat long. Promise the tongue is worth the trouble though 💁🏾‍♀️

Throwing another post out into the ethos now that the r/chicagolesbian community has grown ( yay 🫶🏾).

Looking for an easy no-drama femme hookup that has potential to turn into something reoccurring. I am not new to online hookups and I have pretty solid discernment. Half assed messages and flaky behavior gets a blocked me.

Me: 5'9, DDF, SINGLE, AA-caramel skinned, waist length knotless braids, on a weight loss journey so currently around a size 6/8, weight loss also means I've lost some of my tits 🥲 so realistically around a 36 DDD and I have braces now (double 🥲). Mobile but not willing to go further North than Uptown, further South than South Shore and further West than Logan Square (sorry, gas is $5/gallon...🧍🏾‍♀️)

You: SINGLE (do not contact me if you are in a relationship, I don't care if its ENM or not..), between the ages 25-40, HWP, cis-femme, can host, DDF, drama-free, did I mention femme...?, WOC with an emphasis on Black & Hispanic women (NO white women, you guys are flaky as HELL!), doesn't mind possibly being a pillow princess (depends on my mood) and can social media verify via Instagram

Sorry, it's a hard no to any bi-curious women. Nothing personal, I've just outgrown that phase in my life (wishing the best though).

Again, my time is limited and valuable. If you can't commit to meeting within 72hrs go bore someone else.

Hopefully the second time is the charm 🤧