u/passwordistrolling

How would you feel like you suddenly noticed you were a little shorter than usual? What about a LOT shorter? Does it make you feel flustered? Embarrassed? Maybe even a little turned on?

I'd love to chat with you about, well... shrinking! Height loss, height reduction, whatever you want to call it - I'd love to hear how it would make you feel.

If you're interested, shoot me a message. Let me know your age (preference towards women 30+) and (current) height. I promise I won't embarrass you too much.

Talk to you soon, shorty!

How would you feel like you suddenly noticed you were a little shorter than usual? What about a LOT shorter? Does it make you feel flustered? Embarrassed? Maybe even a little turned on?

I'd love to chat with you about, well... shrinking! Height loss, height reduction, whatever you want to call it - I'd love to hear how it would make you feel.

If you're interested, shoot me a message. Let me know your age (preference towards women 30+) and (current) height. I promise I won't embarrass you too much.

Talk to you soon, shorty!

People don't just shrink. At least, that's what you always assumed. Sure, you might lose a few inches as you get older, but that takes years and years and years. There's no way that someone could suddenly become shorter just from touching herself after reading a reddit post, right?

It's impossible, you're telling yourself. How in the world could that even happen? Power of suggestion? Hypnosis? Some secret spell somewhere in these words that actually make you shrink every time you touch yourself?

You could easily just disregard this and go about your day, you're horny. You just want to get off. Why should a silly little post stop you from doing that?

And listen, I'm sure your clothes ALWAYS felt a little loose like that. I mean, baggy clothes are in again, right? Plus, you've been trying to lose a few pounds. Maybe you've just been doing better at the gym than you thought! Of course, that wouldn't explain everything you're experiencing. Losing weight wouldn't make the room seem larger... or the furniture bigger.

You could always measure yourself and put it all to bed, but there's that little nagging fear in the back of your head "what if I am shorter?" No, it's better to just pretend everything's okay. Besides, maybe you ARE just shorter than you thought. There's nothing wrong with being short, right? Well, I guess that depends on how short you get. Are you still even 5 feet tall?

But hey, if you ARE finding yourself a little... smaller than you're supposed to be, don't blame me. I tried to warn you!

If you want to discuss further, shoot me a message with your name, age, and height (or rather how tall you're SUPPOSED to be).

Talk to you soon, shorty...