▲ 133 r/OverwatchCirclejerk
semen retention has made me worse at overwatch
2 weeks no fap and i can say for sure my unwillingness to cum has made me 10 times worse at overwatch.
u/peatmossing — 1 day ago
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blizzard needs to add a sex game mode with 10000 different kiriko squirt audios and voice lines
u/peatmossing — 3 days ago
everyone who plays widowmaker, d.va, mercy, ashe, and juno, were invented by israeli spies
so was brunch. i can’t stand the concept of brunch. i hate it more than anything
u/peatmossing — 4 days ago
playing winston made me realize that i was wasting all my time and energy on kiriko
u/peatmossing — 9 days ago
why the hell is mercy getting special treatment in other games as well😭
rip all mercy players in half
u/peatmossing — 9 days ago
i tried playing elden ring to get my mind off the dumpster fire that is overwatch season 2 and i am constantly reminded of roadhog everywhere i go
do you see him up on the ledge
u/peatmossing — 12 days ago
sometimes i ask myself why i’ve gone 18 years without any women loving me but then i remember i main kiriko in overwatch
thanks for coming to my ted talk
u/peatmossing — 14 days ago
either that or grabbing my industrial drum of lubricant to jerk my femboy penis to kiriko’s feet
i don’t drink or smoke im clean 😓
u/peatmossing — 16 days ago
i want kiriko to use and abuse me until i’m a pile of dust and cum
u/peatmossing — 16 days ago
computer, generate 20 foot tall annan with a full bladder. generate lawn chair and a pair of swimming goggles. increase my olfactory sense by 5000%. disengage safety protocol, and run program.
u/peatmossing — 17 days ago
computer, generate 8 foot tall futanari versions of Vendetta, and Anran. reprogram them to have severe maternal instincts BUT make them think that having sex with someone is the same as protecting them. Alter their perception to make them think that i am their son. disengage safety protocol, and run program.
u/peatmossing — 17 days ago