u/peteuse

I'm not sure if anyone else has experienced such a thing as I did on my trip to Istanbul this past week or so. But GODDAYUM, I am officially barred from ever eating a McDonald's burger ever again as long as my BF is with me hehee

We had a flight at about 2pm so decided to eat at the airport. There's a McD's before security so we decided to eat there- I was craving the fries more than anything else on the menu, really! But I decided to get a cheeseburger. Now I don't remember the last time I ate a fast food burger, I rarely eat any fast food at all. And my guts let me know that they were NOT used to it at all!!!

ISTG for 3 days after I was letting out the worst long airy SBDs like 10 times a day :/ The first few times my BF was shocked and laughing about how bad they were, ugh they smelled like rotten eggs mixed with literal shit 😛 !!!! But after the 4th or 5th he had HAD IT! He was telling me to walk behind him by a few feet because even in the open air outside, he could smell the nasty stench when I was walking next to him hehehee.

Don't even get me started on when bedtime rolled around and we had to share the hotel room bed LOLLLLL I was stinking it up so bad, he was MAD. I just kept cracking up because it was so fucking pungent and ripe after an hour of ripping those rank SBDs like crazy!

Finally the stank effects wore off after the 3rd day; my BF was relieved but I was actually really disappointed, as these were probably in the top 3 worst farts I've ever had in my life! I was so bummed.

If you'd like to read more of my True Fart Stories, see my profile page, there is a post there with a QR code to join my TrueFartStories channel! There are way more fun fart stories to read there.

Sorry mods if this isn't allowed?

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I had received an order on my account from a fan that LOVES my heavily farted in for days smelly panties 😍 A week had gone by since he paid and I wasn't able to transfer that money out of my account and to my bank account. So I had to go through the Dante's Inferno of all customer service experiences, getting through to customer service with an actual HUMAN being!

After waiting forever and getting redirected to literally nowhere several times, I finally got through to a woman from customer service, a miracle! I explained my situation and then she asked me to verify some details about my account, including the email address associated with it. That's where I hesitated bigly LOL I said, uh, well... 😬

I hemmed and hawed. Then I told her, 'I'll spell it out for you. Are you ready?' I was hoping spelling it out would spare me some embarassment! This is all being done in French, BTW.

'Ok, it's F-A-R-T-O-N-T-R-U-M-P at (email server) dot com.' She had noted it and read it back to me, all with a heavy French accent! 'Faht on Trump at mail dot com?' I meekly said yes 🙈 LOLLLLL There was a pause on the line from her end as I think she was translating what she had just read out loud into her native French BWAHAHAHAHAH. Then she chuckled and then we both started laughing to tears and DID NOT STOP for about 3 minutes, I swear to Bejeebus!!!

Anyhow, I hope I made her day working for customer service!

Actually I have another funny story about inappropriate usernames etc on websites and having to divulge them to telephone customer service. One of my old banks, my login username was Dildo666 BWHAHAHAHAHA and I had to tell an agent that more than once 😂

The full story is on my FREE TRUE FARTS STORIES CHANNEL (see my profile here).

I currently have 5 stories up, adding about one per week! Even one with my sister Babushka from about 2 weeks ago!

I've truly been a public farting menace all my life LOL This memorable high school fart is one of my favourite fart stories to tell hehe

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It was so damn hot on that grassy hill in the middle of my college campus, exactly where my friends and I always claimed our territory during lunch hour. All five of us were sprawled out on the soft grass, our skirts hiked up just enough to feel the breeze, munching on those greasy cafeteria pizza slices that always tasted like cardboard but hit different when you're starving. We were giggling about a boy that had to get up in front of class to answer something and he got a boner LOL

We were completely oblivious to the fact that my guts were brewing something absolutely catastrophic beneath my innocent little sundress. I could feel the pressure building in my tummy, a rumbling gurgle brewing deep inside me, but I just kept laughing and talking with my friends, while my ass was preparing to commit a war crime.

Then it happened. Without warning and interrupting all the talking, I unleashed a thunderous, ten-second explosion that ripped through the afternoon air like a goddamn trumpet solo. BRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPTTTT... the sound just kept going and going, echoing across the entire campus, so long and loud that I swear birds stopped flying overhead.....

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To be continued on my Free True Fart Stories channel! See what happened with my friend lollll