u/rain-rain_throw-away

Heading home after a soccer game where my friends were ready to call it a night but I was looking for a little more. Hoping to find someone to flirt with a little. All I hope is that you're receptive and trying to engage in a bit of banter. I'm tall, handsome, and witty (or so my mom tells me) and have to imagine I'm a good time. I mean, if you're scrolling this sub late on a Saturday what do you have to lose?

Probably not the best sales pitch but hey.

Heading home after a soccer game where my friends were ready to call it a night but I was looking for a little more. Hoping to find someone to flirt with a little. All I hope is that you're receptive and trying to engage in a bit of banter. I'm tall, handsome, and witty (or so my mom tells me) and have to imagine I'm a good time. I mean, if you're scrolling this sub late on a Saturday what do you have to lose?

Probably not the best sales pitch but hey.

I got a late start today after being out with my friends until the wee hours of the morning. Unfortunately, I need to pack for my work trip tomorrow. I don't quite feel like staring that task down yet so I figured I'd see who else is sifting through this sub looking for a similar distraction. I'm tall, handsome, and witty when I click with someone. Let's talk about what we got up to this weekend or even what we'd rather be doing instead of facing the start of another week.

I'm sitting here watching TV and feeling a bit of boredom result in a bit of tension. Let's get an idea of what we each like and see what might come out of it. Tell me what encouraged you to reply and what brought you to the dirty pages.

I'm doing laundry, vacuuming, cleaning the kitchen, basically things I don't particularly *want* to do. I'd much rather be chatting with you lovely people. I'm tall, handsome, work out often, and have a bit of wit sprinkled into my sense of humor. Let's chat a little this afternoon and get to know each other.

I'm doing laundry, vacuuming, cleaning the kitchen, basically things I don't particularly *want* to do. I'd much rather be chatting with you lovely people. I'm tall, handsome, work out often, and have a bit of wit sprinkled into my sense of humor. Let's chat a little this afternoon and get to know each other.

The power has been out for a few hours and there's no sign of it coming back soon. When I get bored, I get..distracted. Do you have anything to keep my attention with? I'm pretty open-minded with what you have.

As for me, I'm tall, work out often, good looking, and witty. Let's keep each other company for a while.

The power has been out for a few hours and there's no sign of it coming back soon. When I get bored, I get..distracted. Do you have anything to keep my attention with? I'm pretty open-minded with what you have.

As for me, I'm tall, work out often, good looking, and witty. Let's keep each other company for a while.

I'm sitting here watching TV and feeling a bit of boredom result in a bit of tension. If I'm being honest, I woke up thinking today was Friday and I haven't recovered. Let's get an idea of what we each like and see what might come out of it. Tell me what encouraged you to reply and what brought you to the dirty pages.