u/saladofbacon

Edit: Looking in the NW Houston area - I freaking hate when I typo🙄

Oh boy, another day, another username, another lonely married wife, another f4m ad, another way to try and fill the hole in my heart and pussy.

What? You wanna judge me? Don't care. Gonna get the same messages from the same lonely married husbands who are also on another username, who also wrote another m4f ad, who also claim to be trying to fill the hole in their heart, but mostly just want me to sext and provide free, personal porn.

Blah blah blah. I've done that too many times to count at this point.

I've tried being friends first, I've tried immediately jumping into horny obsession, I've tried love and I've tried limerence, I've tried a one-night-stand, I've tried short-term, I've tried long-term (what even is long-term for an affair?), I've tried consistent hot and cold, I've tried inconsistent hot and cold, I've tried ugly dudes, medium dudes, hot dudes, tall dudes, short dudes, skinny dudes, fit dudes, muscular dudes, dad-bod dudes, chubby dudes, big cocks, little cocks, skinny cocks, thick cocks, uncut cocks, cut cocks, good conversation, bad conversation, boring conversation, kinky conversation

I don't know what I want and you don't know what I want either.

Do you know what you want? What have you tried?

Anyways, I'm bored, wanna chat? Send me a joke or something weird.

Let's see where it goes.....

5'10, 200ish pounds of chubby mom bod, white, brown hair, brown eyes

Not particular on looks (obviously), but prefer a 35-45 age range.

Be your authentic self.

Oh boy, another day, another username, another lonely married wife, another f4m ad, another way to try and fill the hole in my heart and pussy.

What? You wanna judge me? Don't care. Gonna get the same messages from the same lonely married husbands who are also on another username, who also wrote another m4f ad, who also claim to be trying to fill the hole in their heart, but mostly just want me to sext and provide free, personal porn.

Blah blah blah. I've done that too many times to count at this point.

I've tried being friends first, I've tried immediately jumping into horny obsession, I've tried love and I've tried limerence, I've tried a one-night-stand, I've tried short-term, I've tried long-term (what even is long-term for an affair?), I've tried consistent hot and cold, I've tried inconsistent hot and cold, I've tried ugly dudes, medium dudes, hot dudes, tall dudes, short dudes, skinny dudes, fit dudes, muscular dudes, dad-bod dudes, chubby dudes, big cocks, little cocks, skinny cocks, thick cocks, uncut cocks, cut cocks, good conversation, bad conversation, boring conversation, kinky conversation

I don't know what I want and you don't know what I want either.

Do you know what you want? What have you tried?

Anyways, I'm bored, wanna chat? Send me a joke or something weird.

Let's see where it goes.....

5'10, 200ish pounds of chubby mom bod, white, brown hair, brown eyes

Not particular on looks (obviously), but prefer a 35-45 age range.

Be your authentic self.