u/shylittleshrimpie

"We have tried over and over again to have a baby but it's just not working. I don't know what to do."

"Oh honey, it might just need some more 'work'. I heard that women have higher rates of impregnation when they orgasm. Are you taking care of Betty right?"

Joe blushed, and was glad his mother couldn't see him over the phone. "Yes-- I think so!" he came back.

"That didn't sound convinced, honey. Maybe next time you should really prime her clitoris and only stick it in until she's nearly there. We both know you don't last long. Don't mean to be cruel, but it's a fact, you're just like your father we when used to have sex. He'd cum in five minutes, and only if he was trying to last. Women can't get off from that, dear."

Joe was shocked at how open his mother was about her sex life, although she had always had little to no filter now that he considered it. He remember how dumbfounded he had been when she scolded him when he had nearly been expelled from school, telling him she had to sleep with the principal just to keep him in school. Joe wryly thought now that it had not been a task she had hated that much, considering she had after had many 'meetings' with the principal, to keep up with Joe's progress.

Alice, Joe's mom, continued yapping like she didn't need Joe to reply to her last comment. "And honey, maybe don't try doggystyle ok? I know you love Betty's fat ass but those cheeks take away some of your length, and you don't have much to begin with. I heard that deep penetration helps impregnation, so maybe stick to missionary? I'm only trying to help, you know I'm right about your penis size, I've measured it many times because you kept worrying about being small. You're four inches fully erect, honey, and the average is seven inches, eight inches if you're talking about black guys. You really need to play catchup when it comes to sex. I know you tried to hide your size from Betty before you got married, but I thought that was wrong and told her the truth before your wedding. Ever wondered why she wasn't surprised by your little baby carrot? No honey, I wasn't trying to humiliate you, just make sure she didn't get spooked and call it off."

"It's not....that small" Joe gritted, trying to salvage a little bit of his ego. "It's gotta be closer to five inches! And the average is ONLY six inches!"

"Oh honey, don't lie to your mother. When you were eighteen I measured your penis and you were so rock hard I could barely measure in time before you blew a huge load all over my hands! You were FULLY hard and small. It's time to accept your four inches and that you will never fully satisfy a woman."

Joe was blushing bright red, and he had a throbbing boner. Mom had zero filter and he felt she trained him to getting turned on by humiliation. All throughout his childhood Joe could remember his mother telling other moms about how tiny he was, comparing it to her small woman's thumb. She had always told him that small dickie boys made the best and sweetest mommy's boys. In private she had even nicknamed him 'Little Dickie'.

"And about the average size," Alice went on, "White and Asian birth rates are bottoming out and Black ones are booming! The average penis size is only getting bigger, yet white men seem to be getting smaller and smaller. Your father was just under five inches, now you are barely four! You are also thin enough to fit two fingers around your penis! At least your father had a decently thick dick, used to call it a chode. Yours? More like a short pencil. When I gave you your monthly measuring I'd grip your base with thumb and forefinger, keeping it rock hard and pulsing until your popped in about thirty seconds! Sometimes I didn't even manage to get the tape measure out! Do you remember honey? It was hilarious!"

Grumbling that he didn't find it funny, Joe said, "Anyways, I gotta go..." The arousing humiliation had turned into blatant evil humour, it seemed to Joe. Despite that, he had a wet spot of precum through the fabric of his tented shorts.

"I'm not done with you young man!" Alice cracked her voice like a whip, sending an old familiar tingle through his balls. He remembered hearing his father's grunts and groans of pain coming from the master bedroom. His mother was a dominatrix when she wanted.

"I heard of a fertility clinic downtown, it's said that it's the best in the city. You should go down and get your sperm checked. Maybe you can also get some sexual advice for one of your...endowment. Maybe I should accompany you?"

Joe could clearly imagine his mother marching up to the front desk with a secretary in a sexy nurse uniform with cleavage spilling out of low cut top and declaring that her so had a tiny penis, and there immediately being spontaneous female laughter. No, his mother would have to stay out of it, despite her obviously poorly hidden pleasure at Joe's humiliated discomfort.

"No thanks, uh, mom. I'll take a day off from work, call it a medical checkup. I'll pay them a visit tomorrow."

"That's great news son! Oh and don't tell Betty. This clinic is a little more 'hands on'. She might not understand that you're doing it for her. I know she has baby fever like crazy! And while you're there buy some fertility treatments for Betty. They might work."

"I will, see you later mom."

"Goodbye, Little Dickie."

Hanging up, Joe sighed with relief. His mother was a handful (or two) and he was glad he didn't have to live with her anymore. He figured, though, that he'd have to take Betty over to visit on Mother's Day this weekend. He dreaded bringing Betty and Alice together. They had a very love-hate relationship. His mother hated her for taking her boy away, and Betty disliked Alice for being domineering at times and for being too blunt and humiliating Joe.

He was now worked up and quickly blew a load fantasizing about that sexy nurse with the huge tits. He'd have to get Betty to wear her nurse outfit tonight.

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The clinic was larger than expected, with a crisp white exterior with a huge red cross in the stereotypical manner. Entering, Joe was disappointed to see that the woman at the front desk wasn't a busty nurse, but a rather sternly professional secretary with a tight bun and glasses.

"Uh, hello, miss. I would like to arrange a fertility checkup."

She gave him a split second glance and nodded sharply. She called a woman named Verity to take care of him.

In came the busty redheaded nurse of Joe's dreams. Her huge tits were close to bursting her uniform's buttons and the tight curve-hugging dress showed off her ample rear really well. Her waist was slim and her long red hair was in a French braid. She had minimal but noticeable mascara and her pale skin was perfect. "Right this way" she purred.

She took him to a clinically plain room and showed Joe a clipboard with a form. "This is what you need to sign to start the checkup. Take your time to read it." She left him with the form and leant against a low table, crossing her stockinged thighs, which was rather thick.

Joe was unable to concentrate on the form, because the nurse was looking hungrily at him and tracing a finger across where Joe imagine her nipple would be. Glancing down in a vain attempt to read, his eyes shot up again when he saw the redhead pop open her relieved top button, and she was smirking evilly at him, like a cat watching a mouse approach.

Hurriedly Joe signed the form and tossed it onto the table, going to the nurse with a horniness he hadn't felt in a long time.

"Ah ah ah" the nurse held up a finger, stopping Joe from squeezing her funbags. "I do the touching." She gave Joe a playful slap on the hand. "Sit in that chair."

"Yes ma'am."

She spread his legs and knelt between them. She pulled back her loose strands of hair behind her ears and then slowly, teasingly unbuttoned her top four buttons, slowly revealing her pale veiny tits, all but her nipples, her huge dark pink areolas peaking out. Her nipples are just hidden by the hem of her dress, and they were fat and stiff, bulging sexily through the fabric. "I see you're married" she purred, looking at Joe's wedding ring. She bit her lip. "I LOVE milking married men! Most of the time they aren't being taken care of the way they deserve. Just relax and let mommy milk it out for you."

She slowly pulled Joe's shorts down and smirked when she saw Joe's fully erect and throbbing bulge in his boxers, already leaking precum. "Boy, you are ready to go! I bet you'd explode if I just blew on it!" Her laugh was sexy and musical. He hoped it wasn't too obvious he got super turned on when she called herself mommy. Betty always made him call her mommy during sex.

"I better get the cup ready. Normally I don't have to worry until at least five minutes have passed, but you won't last two minutes with my caressing hands, and that's me trying to keep you in the game." She pulled out a glass jar that was larger than Joe expected, and she smirked at his reaction.

"Don't worry sport. I'm not expecting you to fill it all up. Some of the men that come here have huge loads so we had to increase the size of the cup, but for guys like you don't even worry about it."

Joe worried that her comment about 'guys like him' referred to his small size, which she had already expertly noted from his bulge and was smiling evilly.

"Don't blow your load on me when I take it out, alright?"

She withdrew his boxers and pulled out the very erect dick, a bead of precum on the tip, veins pulsing. She massaged the balls, and said "Just warming up the semen, relaxing the scrotum. Maybe you should close your eyes and just relax completely. Men enjoy my services so try not to unload too quickly."

Joe could tell she also enjoyed her work. Despite her warning he kept his eyes glued to her bursting boobs, the nipples hanging on to the uniform for dear life. The nurse's hand almost completely covered his length, and she began slowly working the penis between her fingers, alternating which fingers the greased up pole slid through. She massaged his bulging veins, biting her lip as she worshipped his arousal. She rubbed his head with two fingers, forming a ring and squeezing the head slowly through it and back again. It was quickly shiny with lube and precum and bulging red with extreme arousal. She other hand didn't stop teasing his balls, softly squeezing and rubbing them like one holds two grapes in their hand. Within a minute Joe was breathing heavily, and the nurse stopped, clearly annoyed that he was so close already.

"I can tell you love my big girls, have you been memorising the veins? Naughty boy! You nearly just came in my hand. It needs to go all inside my cup! With balls the size of yours we need every drop of semen you can produce. Concentrate on not shooting your load right away. Imagine I'm a hot girl you are on a first date with, one who will only go out with you a second time if you can last five minutes!"

"I'll try" Joe grunted, "But you're so hot!"

"Oh I know", she smirked, "And I do take it as a compliment that men can't last long with me. But still you gotta try your best."

Trying to change the subject instead of stopping looking at her milkers, Joe asked, "Do you sell any fertility treatments for women?"

"Oh yes" she grinned at his attempt to distract himself. "We sell the whole range. You could bring your wife another time."

"Oh no I don't think that's a good idea!" Joe grunted, trying hard not to blow then and there.

"You're right" the nurse smirked. "One look at me and she'd get so jealous she'd shoot up straight to the moon. And she might start to get suspicious of your 'innocent' visits here." She winked seductively at him and kissed his throbbing head, which now had a long trail of precum halfway down the shaft.

"My wife is also hot, she has an amazing ass, just not as huge in the chest department."

"That's what all men say" the redhead said proudly, jutting out her oversized melons. That small motion caused her nipples to burst out, and Joe blew his load as soon as he saw those beautiful naturals. The nurse barely managed to position the cup in time to catch the massive pent up load. She milked out every drop eagerly and wiped the dripping head on the lip of the jar, catching every bit. "Good boy!"

Joe exhaled massively, letting out the air he didn't know he'd been holding in trying not to cum. His eyes were in love with the nurse's rock hard nipples and she could tell what he was enchanted by. She pinched her horny nipple hard and moaned. "We aren't supposed to show our nipples to patients....but I'm not one for rules," the nurse said mischievously. "It might not be enough with one time though. We need to take many tests and might need another....sample. I hope you will return at least two more times. You can ask Natasha at the front desk for the products you wanted. That bitch needs some attention, not to mention a good dicking down."

Joe left the room feeling drained of energy, like she had been some kind of succubus. The redhead closed the door, opened the jar and sniffed the pool of semen deeply. "God, my panties are soaked!" she gasped to herself, rubbing her pussy through her wet black lace panties. She slipped her hand under her panties and rubbed her soaked pussy, gasping as she huffed in the potent cum smell. "GOD, I get so cum drunk on the fumes! I can't get enough!" She quickly squirted intensely and in her passion she swallowed the big load in two gulps like an addict. "Oh you dumb whore. How are we going to get out of this predickament?" She continued masturbating as she still had a strong lingering horniness. A knock came at the door and a cleaning lady came in. She was quickly pulled inside and the door locked, put forcefully to work on that insatiable pussy. "This Asian slobbers like a pro!" the nurse thought, biting her lip hard and trying not to moan too loudly.

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Joe arrived home with and bundle of fertility products for Betty. As he entered the house was silent, which was strange. Betty loved baking and was often either in the kitchen or in the living room reading or watching a reality dating show. He put the items on the counter and went to the bedroom to find Betty. Maybe she was napping. A gradual sound became apparent as he neared the room, and it started sounding more and more like moaning. Could Betty be cheating on him? Could such a loving wife even conceive of the idea? His pace quickened and he flung the door open, ready to accuse.

Betty was spread-legged and masturbating furiously to porn on the big TV screen on the wall. She shrieked in surprise and Joe saw that it was interracial porn. "Oh God, Joe!" Betty screamed, afraid. A massive black dildo slipped out of her slick, gaping pussy, and she covered her face in humiliation. Joe had never seem her masturbate and was speechless. His eyes were also glued on the screen, seeing a gigantic black cock destroy a white pussy, causing the woman to squirt like a fountain, her legs quivering like crazy. Even as he was getting aroused, Joe turned it off angrily. He turned to face Betty.

"What the hell are you doing? When did you start watching porn? Where did you get that monster?" Joe raged, pointing accusingly at the ten inch BBC dildo that was as thick as Betty's wrist.

Betty babbled incoherently, unable to stop herself from slowly touching her interrupted pussy, obviously so close to orgasm and desperately needing release. Sighing, Joe fingered her hard until she squirted all over his hand, screaming in intense pleasure. Joe's anger was starting to fade, now being fully aroused. He spread Betty's legs and put it in, humping her for an amazingly long six minutes until he unloaded hard inside her flooded pussy. It had been incredibly hot, feeling how stretched out she was from the huge dildo, and he suspected she had barely felt him until he exploded.

They lay panting on the bed, remaining silent, unsure of what to do next. "Honey, I--" Betty started.

"Quiet, woman!" Joe barked. "I'll do the talking!" Betty shut up as quickly and submissively as a girl being scolded harshly by her father.

"I never knew you watched porn. Especially THAT kind."

"I only wanted to try it out, my girlfriends said--" Betty abruptly stopped talking, suddenly aware she was breaking the girl code.

Unsure of whether or not he believed her, Joe asked his second question. "Where in hell did you get that monster dildo? We had a deal!"

"I know we agreed that I couldn't get a toy bigger than you, but....it doesn't hurt anyone if it's just a toy!"

Joe looked at Betty like he wanted to strangle her, but his awareness of his painfully erect cock distracted him. His mother had been right, small dicks always got hard so fast. Growling, Joe said, "Maybe I'd allow a little bigger since you told me they didn't sell any that small, but one that huge is crazy! Real dicks don't even get that big!"

"Cassandra told me she had one eleven inches--" Betty blurted, immediately aware of her mistake.

Roaring in rage Joe flipped Betty over and slapped her fat ass hard, leaving red marks. He pinned her down and stuck his erection inside her ass, making Betty scream in pain. The tight hole was dry but Joe came in thirty seconds, spurting weakly on her ass as he accidentally slipped out mid-orgasm.

"I was saving that for your birthday!" Betty sobbed, reaching down to rub her sore hole. "It was my first time!"

"Served you right. From now on you can only watch porn together with me, and no more using that black dildo. Buy one a proper size, maybe five inches."

Joe kissed Betty and cuddled her. Once she had been comforted, she asked, "How did it go at the clinic?"

Joe told her it had gone well and that he was eagerly awaiting his report, and that he had bought her a buttload of products to increase her fertility. Curious, Betty got up and left to check the treatments. Joe soon fell asleep, and found himself dreaming of his mother once again.