u/sweet-and-subby

Hey fellow degenerates! I'm a married mom of 2 who keeps ending up here somehow. Sometimes I go pretty long in between but then the brain itch comes back, and I decide to waste some time screening messages lolol.

Me - sweet, down to earth, direct communicator. Kind of shy, kind of bold, laughs easily. Professional day job, a few crafty interests. Chubby, pretty, brunette. Very sexual, not to be mistaken with desperate (sorry I don't want to "help you out" since we're both here). The kind of girl who would have rather had gentle anal as a mother's day gift than flowers. I feel like my life is stuck in "hard mode" and am looking for someone to sit next to me through it.

You - between 30 and 50. Loves to ramble. Looking for a friend above all else. Handsome, emotionally intelligent. Not looking for a vent buddy to commiserate about how few blow jobs you get. Loves sending and receiving (very long) voice notes. Into daily chat with words, not just selfies and emojis. Has the freedom and ability for an in person affair (comment the province I'm in so I know you can find it).

Us - Besties who overshare laugh a lot, and get x rated when we need it.