▲ 13 r/GayGifs

I lose bets so often I decided to start getting naked before anyone has the chance to make one.

u/swirl0831 — 6 days ago

Somewhere between getting naked and walking through the crowd, I managed to completely lose my clothes.

u/swirl0831 — 6 days ago

If we lost the game, I was required to make my first naked appearance at a bar of the team’s choosing.

u/swirl0831 — 6 days ago

Sometimes you just gotta get your brown ass outside and let the sun do its thing.

u/swirl0831 — 6 days ago
▲ 51 r/cmnm

I spent ten minutes looking everywhere for my friend. Apparently they directly across the street where they were taking pictures of me.

u/swirl0831 — 6 days ago

Our time in this world is short. Don’t spend all of it trapped inside your own head.

u/swirl0831 — 13 days ago

First decree from His Royal High Nudeness… crosswalks are naked now. Govern yourselves accordingly.

u/swirl0831 — 13 days ago

Remember folks, wearing clothes in this district may result in a civil penalty. Compliance is easy. Just get naked.

u/swirl0831 — 26 days ago