u/tally-hall

Starting college next month, really hoping to find some good fart filters while I’m there.

Whether I fart in public and catch her enjoying it, or if I meet her at the gym and she seems interested in cleaning the sweat and stink off me, I really hope I find someone willing to indulge in my erotic scents.

I want to be studying on the computer at home with my legs propped up on the desk as I work, her nose buried in my winking hole as I push out my rancid gas, her lips pressing against me in a kiss to thank me, and her tongue desperately wanting to taste as deep as possible inside me. All the while my half-hard shaft throbs as it rests against her face along with my heavy, musky balls.

I’d love to be on campus with her when I have to fart in public, and watch her scramble to figure out how to filter my farts whenever I have to push them out in public. Will she pull me off to a hidden area and press her face in? Or maybe try to discreetly cup her hand against my ass in public before bringing it to her nose?

Whatever the case, I’m hoping to find someone that enjoys my stink as much as I enjoy theirs, I’m hoping school might be the place for that <3