u/thatSNB

Single Dad bored to death in his online class - love to see anything but another ppt slide …

Chill guy looking for a hiking partner, good conversation, and maybe the kind of chemistry that makes you forget about the uphill.

5’10”, 250 lbs, blue eyes, shaved head, salt-and-pepper beard, solid dad bod. More “loves the outdoors” than “lives at the gym,” but active and happiest on a trail, near the ocean, or anywhere with fresh air and decent views.

Easygoing, sarcastic in moderation, discreet, emotionally mature, and very capable of carrying too many snacks for a short hike.

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Seeking someone who misses connection, flirting, and spending time with someone who feels easy to be around. Attraction matters, but personality and chemistry matter more.

How about a casual hike, good conversation, and maybe coffee afterward?

Ventura County / Malibu trails preferred.

Tell me your favorite local spot or your go-to post-hike meal.

Seeking a woman with a dark sense of humor or mild attraction to disappointment.

About me:
- Married — no dramatic backstory, just honesty upfront.
- Dad bod, cultivated carefully over years of avoiding core exercises.
- Bald by genetics, hairy by spite.
- Dry sense of humor, nerd tendencies, surprisingly good conversational stamina

What I bring to the table:
- A reassuring lack of abs
- The confidence of a man who has absolutely no business being confident
- Elite-level sarcasm delivered in a tone so dry it legally qualifies as kindling

You:
Funny, clever, and capable of appreciating a man who looks like he gives excellent advice at Home Depot.

Not looking to ruin anyone’s life. Mostly just looking for banter, chemistry, and someone who understands that physical perfection fades,but laughing is fun for life

Early 40s married [roommate status] dad of 2 in SoCal who’s equal parts low-key and curious. I’m the type who can spend a night going down random internet rabbit holes, but also genuinely enjoys getting out for good food, a hike, or anything that breaks routine a bit. 5’10’, Blue eyes, Salt & Pepper Beard (Shaved Head), medium build dad bod, Caucasian (Western European decent).

I value people who can actually hold a conversation—dry humor, a little sarcasm, and not taking everything too seriously goes a long way. Not really into the whole copy-paste “hey what’s up” energy… if we talk, I’d rather it feel like there’s an actual person on the other side.

Day-to-day I’m pretty grounded: work, workout, read, trying to stay consistent with goals, etc. But I’m always open to something new if the vibe is right.

Coming off a two year r4r fwb so not in a rush for anything super defined—open to seeing where things go, whether that’s just good conversation, something casual, or more if it clicks.

If you’re real, can communicate, and don’t immediately ask me to move to another app in the first 2 messages, we’ll probably get along :)

Early 40s married [roommate status] dad of 2 in SoCal who’s equal parts low-key and curious. I’m the type who can spend a night going down random internet rabbit holes, but also genuinely enjoys getting out for good food, a hike, or anything that breaks routine a bit.

I value people who can actually hold a conversation—dry humor, a little sarcasm, and not taking everything too seriously goes a long way. Not really into the whole copy-paste “hey what’s up” energy… if we talk, I’d rather it feel like there’s an actual person on the other side.

Day-to-day I’m pretty grounded: work, workout, read, trying to stay consistent with goals, etc. But I’m always open to something new if the vibe is right.

Coming off two years fwb relationship so not in a rush for anything super defined—open to seeing where things go, whether that’s just good conversation, something casual, or more if it clicks.

If you’re real, can communicate, and don’t immediately ask me to move to another app in the first 2 messages, we’ll probably get along :)