> Summary: You're at the dive bar on a Friday night when the most awkward girl approaches you to ask you 'to take her to Plapsburg'. So you fuck her sloppy style in the cab of your truck and creampie her straight to pound town.

It started out with a shit post kiss, how did it end up like this? Thank you to u/AmphibiousPatriarch for heeding my call and writing this incredible script. This script was so fun to record. I've never been more pathetic and awkward. Nor have I ever sounded this good. Additional thank you to u/AmphibiousPatriarch for also editing this and making me sound extra wet and gushy. Read the script here

And for those that will ask, here's how to make a Wet Pussy: equal parts vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice + lime wedge. shaken, over ice.

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Thank you to u/emosquid23 and u/anniegulie for the shout out on the Certified Fappers Podcast. What a fantastic concept to highlight audios that embrace humor and shitpostery. You've achieved the middle aged white guy dream of starting a podcast; congrats you made it.

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> Summary: It's fresh pussy wax day but I have a cold. I just need one really good orgasm to sleep and recover. So enjoy the deep, goopy cold voice as I beg you to help me cum. Recorded on my dual mics for wet pussy in ultra HD 4k.

Good news: I got my Brazilian wax done. Bad news: I came down with a cold the same day. But skin care doesn’t really get to wait for me to feel better. So I strapped on my mics, took some cold meds, and hoped I could do what I needed to do before the meds kicked in. Dual mics again because I love those [extreme closeup] [unparalleled wet] sounds. What OMP are we even on at this point (17??)? Anyways... I wish you here. I fantasize about how you'd take care of me. Let me be switchy and needy and unfocused. You can hear me rummaging around in my toy box (that's the [bell] on my collar in the background) for anything that'll get me over the edge: my favorite cock, anal dildo, [daddy], [puppy], ect. It's a hard won orgasm at the end at 46:30.

What does [dual mic] mean? In this set up, I use two wearable mics. I clip one to my bra pointed at my mouth. The other I clip to a strap around my thigh pointed directly at my pussy. This enables me to record all of my delicious wet sounds and plaps in ultra high definition while preserving the clarity of my voice. Put you right in the splash zone, auditorily speaking. It offers a uniquely intimate sensory experience.

Additional tags: [direct to listener] [feet on the desk] [sniffling] [queef] [hands] [thigh job] [cunnilingus] [oil][announcing] [creamy] [speaker orgasm] [hands] [arm got tired] [OMP] [OMP17] [Oil My Pussy] mention [puppy]

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>Summary: Only YOU could forget it’s Mother’s Day! But not your Mom. She’s been waiting patiently, desperately for you to pay her a visit. She even sabotaged your date just for a chance to get you all to herself. And since you forget a present, you might as well give her what she’s been after all this time.

Happy (early) Mother's Day!! I'm so excited to share this deliciously depraved script from u/The-MYLF-Man. It's fun to play scheming characters. Especially when the get exactly what they were asking for. I also like it when incest stories like this one acknowledge the taboo nature of the transgression. Let you sit in the hot nastiness of it all. What fun. And an additional thank you to u/The-MYLF-Man for editing this audio too. You did a great job of making me sound fantastic. The wet and plap SFX are made by me, all other SFX are from epidemic.

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> Summary: You're at the dive bar on a Friday night when the most awkward girl approaches you to ask you 'to take her to Plapsburg'. So you fuck sloppy style her in the cab of your truck- creampie her straight to pound town.

It started out with a shit post kiss, how did it end up like this? Thank you to u/AmphibiousPatriarch for heeding my call and writing this incredible script. This script was so fun to record. I've never been more pathetic and awkward. Nor have I ever sounded this good. Additional thank you to u/AmphibiousPatriarch for also editing this and making me sound extra wet and gushy.

And for those that will ask, here's how to make a Wet Pussy: equal parts vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice + lime wedge. shaken, over ice.

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