u/the_fun_account_nsfw

Not even looking for anything sexual, although not opposed if it happens. I'm bisexual and married to a woman, and we have an open marriage. I don't really have any friends or family to talk about this stuff with. Would love to meet some new friends! Ideally also bi or curious, or swingers or open or also curious. Not a requirement though.

I'm a 40yo guy married to a woman. From the outside everyone thinks I'm just a straight dude in a straight marriage. I am lucky enough to have a job where I work from home every day. So I post on reddit every day looking for poor horny married men who aren't getting any at home, and have them come over and deepthroat them and drain them of weeks and months of backed up cum. I love swallowing and I won't ever stop.

I have them come over, sit them down on my couch, play porn, and swallow their cocks. Most guys are nervous at first, but once they get into it they'll have my hair in their fist and be fucking my face. It never takes long, I think my record may even be under a minute.

We met this cute bicurious guy on here and hooked up with him once. We all got along so well that we ended up having him stay with us all weekend. He would stay in our guestroom and be nude all weekend and we would use him any way we wanted. It lasted for about a year, and then he sadly decided he didn't wasn't comfortable with the MM stuff so we had to break it off. We still haven't found a suitable replacement....

Are you a horny married guy who isn't getting taken care of at home? Your wife hasn't given you a blowjob since your honeymoon? What would you think if I told you there are actually people who enjoy sucking dick? You know you're curious!

I'm a 40yo bisexual guy that loves giving blowjobs. No strings, no drama, no worries. I work from home and can be free just about anytime any day during the week. I've found on average it takes about 10 minutes from arrival to swallowing. Drop by, drop your pants, watch some porn, get a blowjob. We all win.

I have a nice house on a quiet street, secluded, no roommates, I'm a nice normal guy. I get tested every few months, I take doxy after any play, I have the hpv vaccine, no drugs, I'm in decent shape. And I love being the first guy to suck a straight guy's dick. Hit me up and let's figure something out, no need for you to suffer any longer!

I have posted this before and usually get a lot of chats, but damn you straight dudes love to ghost...

Are you a horny married guy who isn't getting taken care of at home? Your wife hasn't given you a blowjob since your honeymoon? What would you think if I told you there are actually people who enjoy sucking dick? You know you're curious!

I'm a 40yo bisexual guy that loves giving blowjobs. No strings, no drama, no worries. I work from home and can be free just about anytime any day during the week. I've found on average it takes about 10 minutes from arrival to swallowing. Drop by, drop your pants, watch some porn, get a blowjob. We all win.

I have a nice house on a quiet street, secluded, no roommates, I'm a nice normal guy. I get tested every few months, I take doxy after any play, I have the hpv vaccine, no drugs, I'm in decent shape. And I love being the first guy to suck a straight guy's dick. Hit me up and let's figure something out, no need for you to suffer any longer!

I have posted this before and had pretty good luck, but you straight dudes love to ghost so I'm back looking for a regular...

My wife (40f) and I (42m) used to have a house with a large hot tub on the deck. When we moved in I joking made a rule that there were "No Bikinis Allowed In the Hot Tub". Well, it worked in my favor a couple of times when we had other ladies over who were good sports, but the majority of the time it was just our friends who were single dudes. It would be several guys and my wife, and inevitably one of them would make the joke "I thought there was a rule about no bikinis in here", and my wife would dutifully remove hers and be naked. Of course then she was always the one to go get towels and drinks for everyone also.

We had a lot of fun in that house. I was always surprised by how many guys would look but get shy if they had offers to touch...

Are you a horny married guy who isn't getting taken care of at home? Your wife hasn't given you a blowjob since your honeymoon? What would you think if I told you there are actually people who enjoy sucking dick? You know you're curious!

I'm a 40yo bisexual guy that loves giving blowjobs. No strings, no drama, no worries. I work from home and can be free just about anytime any day during the week. I've found on average it takes about 10 minutes from arrival to swallowing. Drop by, drop your pants, watch some porn, get a blowjob. We all win.

I have a nice house on a quiet street, secluded, no roommates, I'm a nice normal guy. I get tested every few months, I take doxy after any play, I have the hpv vaccine, no drugs, I'm in decent shape. And I love being the first guy to suck a straight guy's dick. Hit me up and let's figure something out, no need for you to suffer any longer!

I'm 42, married, bi. Wife knows and approves (and likes to get pics if you're into that). I work from home and am still looking for a recurring bud to drop by occasionally and let me blow them. We can swap if you want to recip. If you want to actually be FWBs and hangout sometimes I'm in for that too! Live in South KCMO, just south of Waldo.

Me: 5'10, 200, long hair, beard, tats. Tested early June.

You: 30-50, in decent shape, tested regularly.

I'm 42, married, bi. Wife knows and approves (and likes to get pics if you're into that). I work from home and am still looking for a recurring bud to drop by occasionally and swap oral. If you want to actually be FWBs and hangout sometimes I'm in for that too! Live in South KCMO, just south of Waldo.

Me: 5'10, 200, long hair, beard, tats. Tested early June.

You: 30-50, in decent shape, tested regularly.

I'm 42, married, bi. Wife knows and approves (and likes to get pics if you're into that). I work from home and am always looking for a recurring bud to drop by occasionally and swap oral. If you want to actually be FWBs and hangout sometimes I'm in for that too! Live in South KCMO, just south of Waldo.

Me: 5'10, 200, long hair, beard, tats. Tested early June.

You: 30-50, in decent shape, tested regularly.

42yo married bi guy here, with a wife who loves to watch a sexy MM show. Nothing crazy, just two guys trading blowjobs. She won't be joining in.

Me: 42, 200lbs, 5'10", long hair, beard, 6.5" cut, tested last week and all good.

You: late 20s to early 40s, in good shape, hairy/beard is a plus. Tested recently is a plus. Not cheating on anyone. Not a first-timer. Don't be weird.

Send me a chat request and we can talk and exchange pics. Not looking for today, will be this weekend. Can't wait to meet you!

Wife and I used to swing, but after many many many disappointing men she is over it. The lack of any outside partners has really got my brain going from wanting MFMF, to MFM, to now I just want to watch her fuck someone. For the record, she is not onboard, but I would love to chat with someone and maybe share comments and pics with her, slowly, and see if she shows any interest. She does know I want this to happen and am talking with people about it, she just isn't ready to join. So nothing underhanded going on.

Anyways, if you want some sexy chat about hotwife stuff hit me up and let's talk about it!

We're back again, looking for more new friends. Early 40s couple here looking for a guy to be our oral sub. You come over when we want you, give us both oral. If you can impress Wife we will return the favor. If not, we come back here again and the search continues.

You: late 20s to early 40s, hwp, have hair and beard is a bonus. No one married and discreet please.

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