u/the_shivman

High tailing it out of there when you don't like the goods

I hate doing this, but sometimes it's necessary. Just wasn't going to manage to get the old crank primed with what I saw in the joint. Anyone else do this?

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u/the_shivman — 4 days ago
▲ 44 r/AMPLife

Anyone else tried to bang the mamasan?

I go into my usual spot hoping to get some action, but the mamasan informs me that one girl is sick and the other is on the rag. I ask her if she wants to work me, and she gives me this horrified look and is like no, I don’t do that. It just kinda struck me as weird that she would run the joint, but not keep her customers happy. Anyone else try this?

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u/the_shivman — 4 days ago

Checked the new girls oil before the flip

I’m not talking massage oil either. Pulled down her spandex shorts and stuck my middle finger right in. I could tell she wanted my cock because she was already dripping wet.

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u/the_shivman — 5 days ago
▲ 49 r/AMPLife

Has anyone managed to flip a legit girl?

Curious if anyone has managed to get a HE from a legit girl? It’s a fantasy of mine, and I was just wondering how feasible it would be. What do you guys think?

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u/the_shivman — 5 days ago
▲ 32 r/AMPLife

Value proposition: AMPs vs dating

Anyone else feel like dating isn't worth it anymore when you compare it to going to the AMPs? You don't have to sit through 2-3 dates pretending to be interested in the girl. The cost of getting laid is also likely lower. 3 dates alone in todays economy could easily set you back $500, and there is no guarantee that anything is going to happen. That isn't even taking into account the countless hours of texting that you have to put in. Whereas with AMPs it's a guaranteed thing. All you have to do is show up and pay them. What do you guys think?

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u/the_shivman — 9 days ago
▲ 52 r/AMPLife

In my mind I can easily justify L1 as a natural extension of the massage. I don't even consider it cheating.

It's just a natural thing that all men should be expected to experience worry free. To me cheating starts at L2 or L3.

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u/the_shivman — 10 days ago
▲ 60 r/AMPLife

Anyone else experiencing hoeflation?

I swear these women keep raising their prices and the goods keep getting worse. Anyone else feeling the same pain? I blame Trump.

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u/the_shivman — 10 days ago
▲ 20 r/AMPLife

Why would anyone choose L1 when L3 is on the table?

Just curious what some of your reasons are for it? Personally it doesn't really make sense to me.

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u/the_shivman — 11 days ago

I haven’t showered since I visited my last amp.

Her pussy smelled devine, and I didn’t want to wash off the scent. Now whenever I want to remember the moment I can just take a whiff.

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u/the_shivman — 12 days ago

My thing is giving women orgasms. How do I find one who has real ones?

Basically I get off on giving women orgasms, but it has to be real. How can I go about finding a woman in this hobby that has real ones? A girl faking it kinda kills the vibe for me. What do you guys think?

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u/the_shivman — 13 days ago

Been going almost daily the last few months

Every day about a half hour after taking my bong hit I’ve been getting the urge to go. This has been going on the past few months now. Been getting pleasure out of it, but it kinda seems excessive. Has anyone here successfully slowed down, and if so how did you do it?

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u/the_shivman — 15 days ago

Skeeved me the fuck out. I walk into the place and see a dude at the counter. I’m like, am I at the right place, what the fuck are you doing here? This guy had the biggest grin on his face, and was like “I work here silly”. Dude then jokes with me asking if I want a man or woman. Like dude first of all I’m not happy to see another man in one of these joints, secondly wipe that shit eating grin off your face and let me get to the girls. Anyone else had this happen?

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u/the_shivman — 15 days ago

Curious if they are cool with meta glasses in the AMPs. Might be kinda nice to relive the moment later. What do you guys think?

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u/the_shivman — 17 days ago
▲ 11 r/AMPLife

Like are you allowed to use these encounters to say I've been with X amount of women to your mates? What do you guys think?

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u/the_shivman — 18 days ago

I'm curious how well they clean and sanitize the massage tables after each session. Don't want to be sitting in some dude's jizz, or contract herp or hep from some filthy MFer who doesn't keep himself clean. Do any of you know?

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u/the_shivman — 18 days ago
▲ 10 r/AMPLife

You always hear the old timers talk about how these places used to be around. Anyone here remember what they were like compared to the AMPs? Were the girls hot? Were they more adventurous than the Asians?

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u/the_shivman — 19 days ago
▲ 11 r/AMPLife

MT told me I’m a big boy when she saw my dong. Got me flying on cloud nine. Sorry to all of you out there in the small or average size range, but not really sorry.

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u/the_shivman — 21 days ago

Never figured this out. Always seems like an awkward interaction. Don't know if I should say hey, give a head nod, give him a shit eating grin, or look at the floor and pretend I didn't see him. What do you guys do?

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u/the_shivman — 24 days ago
▲ 40 r/AMPLife

Lotta times I feel like I'm vibing hard with a chick pre negotiation. She's fumbling with the boys, feeling up my crack nicking my bell end with her fingertips. I'm brushing her legs, feeling up her skirt. Then when the negotiation starts it just makes everything feel so transactional, and kinda kills the mood. What about you guys?

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u/the_shivman — 25 days ago
▲ 13 r/AMPLife

I don’t get why more places don’t do this. I’d gladly pay extra if I got to see the entire lineup and choose the one I wanted. Have you guys ever been to a spot that does this? I know what I like, and I’d rather eat fresh Peking duck than rubbery wonton soup that had been left out overnight.

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u/the_shivman — 26 days ago