u/thebiggestsadTM

Heyo! Before we get into this one, just an FYI that this 'review' is not an actual review. This is purely a plot buffer in this stupid series I've been making.

If you're only invested into this for the smut, feel free to give this one a skip as it's not exactly plot relevant, and there's no smut in this review, but it does set the scene on where we currently sit in this stupid 'plot timeline' 😭😭

If you wanna read this, be my guest! If you feel lost, please feel free to the full fic + all other previous reviews on AO3 here.

If you just want to goon to the Golshi pic, source is down at the end of the 'review'.

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"... Oh wait, that's right! Forgot to bag the stolen goods!"

*bonk*

Whilst running away from the strange 'containment facility' at breakneck speed, Gold Ship gives the damsel in distress that's slung over her shoulder a hefty *bonk* on their noggin, causing their body to grow limp as they enter the land of temporary dreams.

"Uwuugh! So heavy! Is this guy carrying fresh lobster in his pockets?!?! ...Eh, I'll do some bench presses as well!"

Escaping farther and farther, Gold Ship begins to shoulder press the poor unconscious maiden above her head as a dead weight, whilst maintaining a lengthy stride as she powers through the remote bushland...

...

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"Phew!! Finally back! Not a bad training session, if I do say so myself!"

Throwing caution to the wind, Gold Ship throws off the poor, limp body off her shoulders towards the cold pavement, and strikes a pose as if she was a top contender in a body-building competition.

"...Why did I wear these stupid heels again? Eii!"

She takes off her black stilettos and throws them against the pavement. Hard. 

After a few hours running across the countryside, both herself and the unconscious 'Umapyoi Trainer' eventually made their way back to Tracen Academy's entrance gate. Although she dressed light to look the part, wearing her 'sexy secret agent' outfit wasn't exactly the most practical of choices in hindsight. Stretching her toes against the cool concrete elicits a hearty groan of relief from Gold Ship's lips, similar to an old man getting a massage for his poor back.

"Now... What to do with this..."

Gold Ship contemplates butchering the game she just caught into small portions, so that she could stuff him in her pockets, but decides against it as she puts away her carving knife, and reaches into her skirt, pulling out a large, black garden bag, alongside a large roll of duct tape.

"Alrighty! Undertaker time!!" *Ahem*

Gold Ship clears her throat, and changes her tone of voice similar to an airplane pilot, getting ready for take off.

"Good evening passengers, this is your Captain, Gold Ship, speaking. Tonight we have a lovely warm entrée of escargot, topped with kombu flakes as our complementary service on this cruise for our First and Business Class guests, so please do not hesitate to make your presence known to our staff as they begin walking down the aisles. Please ensure you also have your wedding rings ready on standby, as our flower boy begins to distribute fresh roses, hand picked from the Amazon Jungle..."

Whilst rambling on like a schizophrenic, Gold Ship begins bagging and wrapping up the poor maiden's body in a makeshift straight-jacket with her tape and garden bag.

"...and please remember, that this is a non-smoking restaurant, which also includes the use of e-cigarettes and steam engines, so please ensure that these items are stowed away under your tray table for the remainder of your medical appointment, and we once again, thank you for choosing Gold Ship's Undertaker Services, and hope you enjoy your flight."

*RIIIP* *shuffle*

As she tears off the final strip of tape using her mouth. Gold Ship once again picks up the now body-bagged 'Umapyoi Trainer', and begins walking towards her club room.

...

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*Sigh*

A heavy sigh escapes Mejiro McQueen's lips, as she strolls the quiet training grounds. Unable to sleep, she'd thought to go on a short run to clear her mind, but alas, it proved futile. Deciding to stroll the nighttime air for a moment longer before heading back to the dorms, McQueen closes her eyes, lost in thought about the events of the day.

...

"...This more than just a simple 'missing person' report, this is a public outcry McQueen! Who knows what will happen if the academy finds out that something has happened to him..."

...!

She shakes her head, trying to push the words of her Grandmother out of her memory.

"...Is he really 'that' important to Tracen Academy?..."

As she mutters, she suddenly hears the faint *click* *clack* of heels slowly approaching her. Alerted by the sound, McQueen quickly dives into a nearby hedge to conceal herself.

...Nobody should be out this late at night... Is Tazuna-san on nightly patrols now?!

Holding her breath, McQueen's thoughts race just as fast as her heartbeat. 

Ever since 'that trainer' went missing, Tracen Academy has never been the same. An atmosphere of tension began to hang in every classroom, as students began wondering why 'they' had stopped posting to the school notice boards. Questions were only returned with more questions, as staff and fellow trainers evaded the topic when questioned. The URA administration issued a public statement shortly after, saying that 'inappropriate topics' should not be discussed while on academy grounds. Patrols became more frequent. Scheduled training had unknown people from the URA 'observing practice' to ensure that 'moral dignity was upheld'. Slowly but surely, a sense of 'oppression' crept into the academy. All because 'they' went missing.

As the sound of heels clacking grew closer and closer to her location, McQueen dared to catch a glimpse of who those footsteps belonged to. Ever so slightly peeking her head outside of the bush, McQueen's eyes beheld a spectacle that she couldn't ever possibly believe.

...

"...Gold Ship-san?"

...

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"UWHAGHAGAH?!?!? Who goes there?!?!"

Startled in the pitch black night, Gold Ship suddenly throws off the bagged body down the the ground, and assumes a karate stance she saw on a nightly TV show once. Her worries are soon relieved as a familar looking Umamusume steps out of one of the nearby bushes to greet her.

"Eh McQueen! It's just you! Don't sneak up on me like that! My heart almost was going to combust with the force of a thousand suns! Anyways what'cha doin' so late at night here? Oh I know!! You were trying to fix the satellite dish above our club room right?! I told you that the martians were trying to skew our planet's tilt by 7 degrees! Those sneaky bastards!!"

"...Gold Ship! What on earth is that?!?"

She points to the black, human body shaped mass that Gold Ship was carrying momentarily before.

"Oh this? This is just some wild boar I caught in the countryside! I was actually gonna store it in the club room so it doesn't spoil ya'know! It might not fit in the fridge, but I was planning on traveling to Antarctica to grab some fresh ice-"

"...I IS THAT A BODY?!?! G-GOLD SHIP Y-YOU NEED TO EXPLAIN YOUR SELF THIS VERY INST-"

"...Is someone there?"

The sound of a security guard's voice cut's through the two's bickering as they both freeze up instinctively.

"...Hello? Who's there?"

*shuffle*

"...L-Let's take this conversation elsewhere! Gold Ship-san! J-Just pick that thing up and follow me!"

The two begin to retreat into the darkness, as McQueen reaches into her pocket to call up her chauffer to make a hastily escape...

...

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"...So, care to explain yourself, Gold Ship-san?"

Gold Ship is forced bow to with her forehead touching the cold tiles of the Mejiro's Mansion as McQueen's equally ice-cold words cut her. Surrounding her is nearly all of the Mejiro clan's members; Ardan, Bright, Dober, Palmer, Ramonu, Ryan, and finally, McQueen.

On her left stands the rest of Gold Ship's 'family'; Dream Journey, Fenomeno, Nakayama Festa, Orfevre, and finally, Stay Gold.

"...You've done a lot of weird stuff before, but holding hostage the person that this whole academy's going wild over is a new record, Golshi..."

"...I'll have to agree with Stay Gold here, Golshi-san... Kidnapping a couple of trainers here and there can be mitigated to an extent... But I believe you've chosen a rather unfortunate 'target' this time..."

Both Stay Gold and Dream Journey voice their disbelief as the rest of the Gold Clan slowly try to process the current situation.

"..."

"...If you'd had bet me that all of us were going to be standing in the Mejiro mansion, with the infamous 'Umapyoi Trainer' found, being held hostage, I would've lost so much on that gamble..."

"...Pick your jaw off the ground, Meno. You're in the presence of the Mejiro Family."

"Ah, so the Gold Family do have some manners. As expected of you, Oefevre-san."

"Aha... Direct as always, Ramonu..."

"...So, is this the 'Umapoyoyoi Trainer', Ryan Onee-sama? How exciting! But they seem to be sleeping..."

"...It's 'Umapyoi', Bright..."

"...Is that so? Fufu, you seem to know a lot about them, Dober-chan~"

"Wha-? I-I absolutely don't have a clue what you're referring to!"

"..."

"...You're staring an awful lot at their arms Ardan. Also, why am I even here? I was supposed having a sleepover at Helio's dorm just before this..."

As the rest of the Mejiro Family exchange some quips with each other, Gold Ship finally speaks up to explain herself.

"Errr so! This guy had the buzzer thingy on them! So you know..."

"...Do you mean the 'personal emergency device' I gave you a while back?"

McQueen continues to interrogate her as the rest of the people in the room fall silent to listen.

"Ummm yeah! I thought I was gonna lose it somewhere, so I gave it to Flash!"

"...Why would you give that to Eishin Flash-san-"

*Ahem* "...Never mind that for the time being. How it ended up in the hands our... Trainer... here can be discussed later I suppose..."

Dream Journey interrupts McQueen as she continues.

"The main question is what are we going to do with 'them'? I don't believe that simply 'letting them free' will do any favours for the academy at the moment... I'm sure that you've noticed this too, how the URA seems to be wanting to 'make him disappear'..."

"...So what do you suppose, Journey-san? That the Mejiro family would just simply clean up after your mess?"

"...Onee-sama!"

Ardan attempts to stop Ramonu from souring the relations between the two families even further, however Stay Gold puts her hand up to continue.

"...Yes I know this is our 'mess' currently, but don't you Mejiros also have an eye for our Trainer here as well? This is also partially your responsibility as well, if I'm not mistaken."

Ramonu shoots an icy glare at Stay Gold's words, whilst McQueen suddenly clams up. Gold Ship glances towards Stay Gold with a look of concern, to which Stay Gold returns a pained expression to. Although the other Mejiros and Gold members look to each other with confusion, Ramonu contemplates for a moment before speaking up.

"...Very well then. Due to the current circumstances in the academy, we will provide safe harbour for this... 'Trainer'..."

"However! It's not without payment. Obviously, the Gold family will share in the responsibility of this, so how does this sound? We will alternate the responsibility of them between each member of the Mejiro Family, and you will do the same. Fair, is it not?"

The room once again grows silent for a brief moment. Stay Gold, picking up on her implications, questions Ramonu further.

"...Are you referring to... what I think you're referring to?"

"...Please enlighten me, Stay Gold-san."

"...You know exactly what I'm referring to."

The members of the Mejiro family look to each other with slightly flushed cheeks. 

"...Heat."

...

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Umamusume are similar to humans, however, they carry some traits that separate themselves from the average Jane and Joe.

Heightened athletic abilities.

Greater physical endurance and strength.

A desire to run.

Some even have voracious appetites to supplement this.

However, they also have another genetic trait that is further amplified in their physique.

...Heat cycles.

As expected, Tracen Academy has measures to mitigate a student that enters an estrus period. However, the sudden appearance of the 'Umapyoi Trainer' has given the students of the academy a different method to deal with their 'urges' on a regular basis. Sex, in itself, is the best way to deal these desires immediately, whilst also being an effective method for 'physical training'. Why take supplements to suppress your estrus, and risk your racing performance from the side effects, when you can just let nature run it's course, AND get some extra training on the side? This, of course, has proved rather effective, much to the disdain of certain members of the URA Administration.

And the students? Well...

...

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"So here's the plan then..."

Stay Gold talks to the room as she pushes the proposal.

"You take them for a week, and then we take them for a week. We'll swap until all of our 'heat cycles' are finished. Each person has the 'Umapyoi Trainer' to themselves, uninterrupted. Sound good?"

The room fills with uneasy mutters from the Gold Family, as the Mejiros whisper to themselves, with some members rubbing their thighs in anticipation.

"...We'll even let you guys go first, seeing as it looks like you're erm... *ahem* 'needing' them more at the moment?"

"...Very well. One condition."

Ramonu speaks up.

"...Because she got us into this situation, Gold Ship-san will be the last person to go."

"...Ehhhhh?!?!? That's not fair-"

"Additionally-!"

Ramonu cuts off Gold Ship with a loud voice.

"She will be responsible for ensuring 'safe delivery' of our... 'Trainer' here."

"...Alright, you have yourself a deal."

The two matriarchs of each family move to shake hands.

"...I hope we can strengthen our relations in the future like this, Ramonu."

"..."

She doesn't respond to Stay Gold's words, but simply turns to leave the room.

"...Um... It seems like they're waking up..."

McQueen motions to the bound body on the floor, still bagged with Gold Ships' handiwork.

"...You're not going to explain to our poor trainer on his new fate?"

Stay Gold calls out to Ramonu, already nearing the hallway to the room.

"...It wouldn't be a good look for the Mejiro Family if their 'representative' wasn't present for this, wouldn't it."

"..."

Stopping in her tracks, Ramonu turns back towards the group after a moment of contemplation.

"...Ryan and Bright, fetch some clean robes for our 'Trainer' here. Ardan and McQueen, release them from their... bindings..."

"Of course!"

"Not a problem."

"Palmer and Dober, escort our 'guests' to a more... suitable room for the moment. The basement of the Mejiro mansion is hardly an appropriate place to be discussing such trivial matters."

"O-Okay!"

Ramonu once again turns to leave the room, before leaving the Gold Family with a stray comment.

"...And I do as well, Stay Gold. May this temporary partnership prove fruitful..."

"...for both our futures."

...

Source Image 1, 2 & 3: かつしかゆき, mokumoku_warabi, 鳥越

Hey ya'll! Been one heck of a minute since a fresh review hey? I've had a 'small hiatus' from writing, namely that I took a very well deserved holiday across the world, traveling around Europe. 100% worth it, and honestly saw such amazing sights + met some amazing people.

I thought that I would continue writing in my down time, but ended up just using up all my free time exploring the world instead (smh). Now that I'm back home, it's time to pick up the pen (keyboard) and continue to writing smut lmao

Moving forwards, I think I'll try sticking to a 'weekly' update - this gives me enough time to commit to a review, without putting too much pressure on myself to have to write 'something'.

Hopefully my extended break 'touching grass' hasn't dulled my literacy, and hope you enjoy the review!

Note: The 'plot' of this review follows on from the previous one. If you feel lost, please feel free to the full fic + all other previous reviews on AO3 here.

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“By the Three Goddesses, what on Earth?!-“

With both Aoi and Happy Meek in my arms, a fuming Riko Kashimoto stormed closer to the bed where all three of us lay, still dressed in our birthday suits. Throwing an angry scowl to her ‘supposed accomplice’, you could basically see the steam fuming out of her ears as she spoke.

“Ah- Kashimoto-san! W-wait, I can explain-“

“I think not Kiryuin-san! You were supposed to ‘tire him out’! How is it that not only have you fallen to his ‘debauchery’, but your Trainee has joined you as well?!?! This is completely unacceptable!! And how did your trainee even manage to find us here?!?!”

“…Mnnn… You’re too loud… I want to sleep a bit longer…”

Ignoring the raging Riko, Meek turned to her side and snuggled even close to my arm, pressing her soft mounds against me yet again.

“…Mnnn… Ehehe… Trainer-saaan~ ♡”

“Ah, Meek! You can’t cling onto him like that! That’s unfair!”

Presumably jealous, Aoi also began to press her modest chest against me, clinging to me tighter.

“Fufufu~ Trainer-saan~ ♡ Who’s boobs feel better? Mine? Or Meek’s?~ ♡’

“…Nghhhhh! Stop that at once! That’s enough of that!”

Indignant, and red with rage, Riko pulled off the covers, and forcefully ripped both Aoi and Meek away from me.

“Kyaahh~!! Kashimoto-san?!”

“…Kyaaannn~”

“I-If it’s come to this-!”

Throwing the two off the bed, Riko crawled onto the mattress with a fire behind her eyes. Fearing for my life, I muttered a quick prayer before nervously meeting her gaze as she approached closer.

“K-Kashimoto-san!! Don’t do it! I-It’s not worth risking a life-“

“…”

Stopping a mere couple of inches from my face, Riko looked down at me, only to sit up, and begin undressing herself.

“…Eh?” K-Kashimoto-san?”

“…Uwaaa…. Trainer Kashimoto’s going to ‘Umapyoi’…. As expected of the URA…”

Unsure if her face was red from her previous rage or her current embarrassment, Riko began stripping down to her undergarments, tossing her suit vest, bottoms and heels to the side, before crawling back on top of me.

“I-If not even Kiryuin-san can satisfy you….”

With her confidence wavering in her voice, Riko reached to her blouse and unbuttoned it, showing me a very mature, black lacy bra.

“I-I’ll just have to take matters to my own hands! T-Trainer-san! P-Prepare yourself!”

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BODY

Riko moved to unclasp her bra, revealing a her incredibly modest chest. Whilst she was smaller than both Aoi and Meek, her marble shite skin, contrasting with her pale, pink areola made her appear almost like beautifully crafted sculpture.

“Trainer-san, your eyes have such a lecherous look… How disgraceful…”

Almost like they had minds of their own, my hands moved instinctively to cup her modest mounds.

“Hyaahn?! T-Trainer-san!! Since when did I give you permission to- Kyahhn~!”

As my palms traced her gentle curves, Riko’s let out some uncharacteristically sweet yelps, much unlike her stoic and cold voice she usually spoke with. Brushing my fingertips against her perky nipples caused her to let out even more of those high-pitched moans.

“Nghhaah~ T-Trainer-san!! T-That’s enough of that!!”

She moved to grab my wrists to stop my movements, but anticipating her actions, I swiftly let may palms fall, to trace her waist, and down to her rear.

“T-Trainer-san?! Nghaah~!”

As I began groping her ass, I let my fingers sink into her surprisingly squishy cheeks. Whilst she was a far cry from a buxom beauty, her gentle, yet surprisingly shapely curves definitely had their own appeal. Presumably due to the fact she was often dressed in suit, seeing Riko’s womanly figure and bare skin further excited me, as my own body began reacting in response.

“Kyah~! T-Trainer-san?? I-Is that your-“

*twitch*

“Eeek! I-It moved on its own!!”

Eyes wide as saucers, Riko eyeballed my now-erect member standing between her thighs. Curious, and wanting to tease her, I asked if she knew why my member got hard.

“Trainer-san… I’m not a fool, you know…”

“…Ah, Trainer Kashimoto’s blushing…”

“Hmmm, she’s been red-faced for a while now Meek…”

“…Pipe down the two of you!”

With the peanut gallery on standby near the ‘cuck chair’ in the room, Riko sternly reprimanded the two as she awkwardly shuffled down to my crotch.

*gulp* “Nngh… No going back after this…”

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THE DEED

“…Like this..?”

After some hesitation, Riko reached out to touch my erect pole with her slender fingers, only for her to let out a short yelp in surprise.

“Eek?! I-It’s so stiff!! Trainer-san?… Aren’t you a little too eager for this?”

“…Trainer Aoi… I think this is Trainer Kashimoto’s first time… her hands look really clumsy…”

“Meek! You can’t say that! …ᴱᵛᵉⁿ ᶦᶠ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵗʳᵘᵉ…”

“…If the both of you are just going to watch, it would be much appreciated to keep the unnecessary comments to yourselves!”

Snapping back at the two nude voyeurs, Riko began to awkwardly stroke my shaft. As absurd as the current situation was, the fact that I had one of the URA associates half naked and ‘jorkin my peanits’, with two girls that I just nutted inside previously, watching the whole thing unfold, made me feel some sense of accomplishment - how often do you get 3 girls who are willing to do the deed with you?

“Nghh… Trainer-san. You’re getting softer… A-Am I doing something wrong?”

In frustration, Riko flopped by wilting erection from side to side in her hands. Although there was nothing wrong with Riko herself, her hands, whilst a pleasant sensation, felt a bit ‘lacklustre’.

“…Trainer-san. I-If this doesn’t feel good… I-I’d appreciate it if you were to *ahem* g-guide me…”

Admitting defeat due to her inadequacy, Riko began to follow my instruction on how to handle my manhood. With a bit to coaching, she eventually picked up what I was putting down, as I began to start letting out some small moans of pleasure whilst she stroked me.

“Ehh? T-Trainer-san… It’s leaking at the tip…”

Explaining to her about how that was ‘my proof’ of how I good I was feeling, I decided to push her a bit further, and asked her to ‘put it in her mouth’.

“M-My mouth?!? …T-That’s…”

“…”

“…Nnhaaamphh…?”

After some initial hesitation, Riko suddenly took my member inside her mouth. As soon as I felt her warm cheeks and tongue, I let out a small gasp of pleasure at the new sensation.

“…Mnnph… Phhnnmphh…” *suck*

As she began to gradually bop her head whilst sucking me off, my hips began to jerk involuntarily as she continued. Whilst definitely not one of the best ‘blowies’ I’ve had, Riko’s earnestness to commit to the task made up for her lack of finesse.

“Hnnghhcck!… Ghllrrrck!… Mnnnphhh!…”

*slurp* *suck* “…Phaaahhh!! …T-Trainer-san. …My jaw’s beginning to hurt…”

Suddenly taking my pole out of her mouth, Riko began complaining about her fatigue as she rubbed her jaw. Wiping her saliva and my ‘pre’ off her lips, she sat back up to take a short breather to regain her stamina.

…I had forgotten that there were rumours about how bad Riko was with any form of physical activity. Seems like this also translated to the bedroom.

“…Haah… Trainer-san, please give me a moment to recuperate…”

I could feel my member beginning to wilt due to the lack of stimulation. Slightly frustrated as the dilemma, I decided to sit up with Riko, and catch her off-guard to push her head down to my crotch, to suck me off again.

“…Trainer-san? What are you-“

“Hgggrllckk?!?”

*slurp* *suck* “Ghhhcckk!! Mrrrnnnmmphh!!”

Whilst Riko put up some resistance, her attempts were made futile as I manually poked my Johnson down her throat and mouth. What I didn’t expect, was how nice Riko’s orifices felt.

“Nnghhhhllck!! Ghhhrrck!!! Mmmnnnhhllckk!!”

As I treated Riko’s throat and mouth like my own personal onahole, I let out a groan of pleasure. Each time she attempted to speak with a mouthful of my manhood, her throat would vibrate from her voice, sending jolts of intense ecstasy right up my spine. Sensing a climax approaching quickly, I grabbed onto Riko's head and entered 'my final spurt', swinging my hips with reckless abandon right into her face and throat.

"Ghhhurrrcckk?!?! Nghhhucckk!! Shlurrccckk!!"

*squelch* *WHAP* *slurch* *SLAP*

"Mnnnghgllphhh!! Ghhhck..."

Presumably resigning herself to her fate, Riko wrapped her arms around my hips, and began to bob her head back and forth in time with my thrusts. Caught off guard with the added sensation, my hips bucked, as I relentlessly began dumping a load of my essence directly down her throat.

*splurt* *twitch* *throb*

"Mnnnghghghhh!!!!"

As I let out a guttural moan of pleasure, I let go of Riko's head once my climax subsided. With a wet and sticky *pop*, my member left her mouth, with a thread of saliva and my seed connecting my tip to Riko's lips. 

*cough* *cough* "T-Trainer-san! Y-you were too rough!!"

Although understandably irritated at my actions, Riko dutifully licked her lips and swallowed any remaining essence that had escaped from my massive load. Seeing her clean up like it was no big issue ignited a second flame inside me, and I pinned Riko down onto the bed, grabbing onto her wrists for no escape.

"Wha-?! T-Trainer-san?!?! U-Unhand me this instant!!"

Despite her protests, I made sure to point out how soaked the sheets were underneath her. Teasing her, I asked if she 'soiled herself' while I was face-fucking her.

"Wha-?!? A-Absolutely not! The audacity!! D-Do you really think I'd feel good while you had your way with me so roughly?!?"

Instead of replying, I simply spread her legs upon, to reveal her lower lips and inner thighs utterly drenched with her juices. As soon as I had done so, a waft of mature musk hit my nostrils almost immediately. Almost short-circuiting my brain, Riko's erotic scent and juices further fanned a beastly desire inside me.

*ooze* *drool* *drip*

"W-What do you think you're doing?! T-That's simply.... erm... s-sweat!! Yes! T-That's just swea-"

Pressing my rigid pole against her drooling lips, I gave a knowing look to Riko as I began aligning my tip with her entrance.

"W-Wait!! P-Please Trainer-san! J-Just a moment, please!!"

"...T-This is actually my first time... S-So please... c-could you not be so rough to me?"

...

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AFTERGLOW

After once again soiling the already stained sheets with our fluids, I woke up after a short nap from our intense coitus, only to find Riko still fast asleep. Presumably due to her lack of stamina and her poor fitness, I decided to let her continue to rest, as I got up from the bed, to also find our two resident voyeurs also fast asleep in the nearby chair in the room.

"...Zzzz..."

"....Nghnn..."

"..."

As I stood up I found that there appeared to be two new puddles of what seemed to be love juice underneath the chair that Aoi and Happy Meek were sleeping on. Seemed like they must've 'enjoyed' the performance that me and Riko put on.

*shine*

In the corner of my vision, I spotted an unusual item sticking out from Riko's strewn clothing. Curious, I decided to see what it was, as I pulled out a strange, but somewhat familiar looking brass key from one of her suit pockets.

As I continued to examine this key, I suddenly remembered the strange keyhole that I had spotted earlier in the opposite end of the room. With the brass key, I approached the mysterious wall panel, and inserted the key in the hole.

*click*

With a twist, the panel came loose, and as I quietly peeled it away from the wall, I found my missing clothes, neatly folded away in the cavity of the wall, alongside with my phone, and the unusual buzzer that Eishin Flash has gifted to me earlier. Deciding to finally make my chance to escape. I quickly got dressed, and discreetly exited the room via the now broken doorway, being careful to not step onto any of the rubble that had crumbled from Meek's earlier destruction...

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Energy went down by 87.

Affection with Riko Kashimoto went up by 21.

Riko Kashimoto's 'Umapyoi' Skill Pts went up by 53.

Mood went up. ^ GOOD ^

Cured from 'Kidnapped'!

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FINAL VERDICT

After reviewing so many 'Umazing!' Umamusume, it was soon to be expected that a 'subpar performance' would eventually happen.

Whilst Riko is not an Umamusume, it's quite obvious that even from a human standpoint, Riko sits quite below the average in physical performance. As she's quite physically unfit, it can be difficult for her to 'last' in the bedroom. Whilst her slender and mature body is absolutely nothing to complain about, because Riko has such limited stamina, your 'Umapyoi' session can very quickly turn into a 'dead fish' session. If that sounds like something up your alley, by all means go for it, however, this can mean that you'll end up using much more of your energy doing all the 'heavy lifting' in the bedroom. Even for the most physically fit of individuals, you'll definitely sense the fatigue straight after your session.

Riko will also end up crashing out straight after the deed, so don't expect 'lovey-dovey pillow talk' afterwards. Whilst it's a missed opportunity, it does open up scenarios for 'Consensual Non-Consent' play, however, given Riko's nature, this may be difficult for her to agree on. 

Difficult/Niche Lay - You might find the encounter difficult.
Decent - Good, but missing something.
Pleasant - A perfect encounter, pleasantly satisfied.
Umazing- A fantastic encounter, would definitely go again or more.
PEAK - This is the stuff of dreams.

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As soon as I got some distance away from the room that had held me hostage for so long, I quickly broke out into a jog, searching for a way out of this 'facility' that had been housing me. After taking a turn here and there, I quickly found myself lost among the cold concrete hallways. 

I had attempted to use my phone to check where I was and call for help, but my battery was already dead when I found it, alongside my clothes. Sighing in defeat, I placed it back in my pocket and pulled out the buzzer that Eishin Flash had gifted to be before.

...

"...If you find yourself in trouble, please press this button..."

As I remembered her words, I decided to give it a press. As I pressed it, a small red light began flashing, but just as quickly as it appeared, it disappeared. In desperation, I tried to press it again, but nothing happened. Frustrated, I decided to place it back in my pocket, and tried to retrace my steps back to the room I was in, to attempt to find a new way out.

After what seemed to be 10 or so minutes had passed, I turned a corner to only hide behind the concrete wall, after hearing voices escaping from the 'confinement room' that I had escaped.

...

"...How do you mean he escaped?!?"

"Ehehe... Well I mean you know... You're also partly to blame for this, Kashimoto-san! You fell asleep too!"

"Urk... A-Anyways! We need to find him before-"

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

Suddenly the buzzer in my pocked started to loudly beep and vibrate, promptly interrupting the two voices.

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

"...Kiryuin-san, is that you?"

"...No?..."

...!!!

As I began hearing hurried footsteps approaching my location, I reached to my pocket, and pulled out the buzzer that was giving me away to my captors.

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*

In desperation, I attempted to try to silence the thing from its loud beeps. Pressing the button to try to stop it proved futile, as I could only hear the chasing footsteps approaching me closer and closer...

*BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* 

*click-clack* *click-clack*

Sweating, I prayed once again to the Three Goddesses for my life, until the buzzer suddenly stopped beeping.

*BEEP* 

...

"THREE. TWO. ONE."

*BOOM!!*

After an ominous countdown, a nearby concrete wall suddenly tore open with a mighty *BANG!* 

*cough* *cough* "W-What on earth?!?!"

As the sound of rubble falling drowned out Riko's distant voice, the figure of a tallish, and mighty looking Umamusume emerged from the settling dust...

...?

"...WHAHEY!! Peace peace!! It's the one and only GOLSHI!! Here to save your rear Flash-"

The boisterous Uma turned to look at me, completely dumbfounded and scared for my life.

"Eh? You're not Flash... Eh, whatever! You're coming with me! WOOHOO!!"

Just as suddenly as she appeared, the silver-haired Umamusume effortlessly picked me up, and slung me over her shoulder.

*cough* *cough* "...Wha-?! S-Stop right there! K-Kiryuin-san!! He's getting away!!"

"Nah nah nah-nah nah~!! You can't catch me!! Oh wait, that's right! Forgot to bag the stolen goods!"

...?!?!?!

*bonk*

As my vision began to blur and my consciousness began to quickly fade, I could see both Aoi and Riko standing amongst the rubble, growing further and further away from me, with the sound of rapid footsteps from my new captor growing quieter and quieter, until I succumbed to the darkness...

...Golshi? 

...

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