35[M4F] woodlands
Tall guy in sales who spends his evenings either getting hands-on practice in combat sports or getting humbled in ranked — and yes, the irony of being good at both arguing for a living and arguing with teammates in voice chat is not lost on me. Athletic build, quick wit, surprisingly low-maintenance for someone who’s 6’4”. Looking for someone fun who can keep up with the banter, doesn’t mind a partner who occasionally comes home with a black eye from sparring, and ideally has strong opinions about something (best FromSoft game, your hometown pizza place, the correct way to load a dishwasher — I’m flexible). Bonus points if you game, extra bonus if you don’t but find it endearing. Slide into the DMs with something more interesting than “hey.”
No potatoes or rocks please. Have personality.