u/thisoldwound

My wife breastfed another man...

It started with her pumping her excess milk, and selling it to a neighbour. I said she could make more if she'd let him "drink it from the tap", and she told me I was disgusting for even suggesting it, but it must have planted the idea in her head, because a few days later she asked me if I really thought someone would want to do that, and I told her of course they would!

I didn't hear anything for a few more days, until she asked me whether I'd really be ok with her doing it, and I told her that I'd love it.

About a week later I got home to find her on the couch in a sun dress, one tit out, with our neighbour slurping away drinking her milk, with a massive tent in his trousers, and his hand on her thigh!

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u/thisoldwound — 3 days ago

Sucking my own cock

I took up yoga a few years ago, just with the goal of improving my health and wellbeing, but after a while I realised I was becoming a lot more flexible, and had the same thought every guy has at some point or other in his life: "I wonder if I could suck my own cock?"

I gave it a try, and found I was close, but not close enough... but now I had a goal. A few weeks later I was close enough that I could reach it with my tongue, and after a few months of daily attempts, I managed to wrap my lips around the head of my own cock!

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u/thisoldwound — 5 days ago

My wife breastfed another man...

It started with her pumping her excess milk, and selling it to a neighbour. I said she could make more if she'd let him "drink it from the tap", and she told me I was disgusting for even suggesting it, but it must have planted the idea in her head, because a few days later she asked me if I really thought someone would want to do that, and I told her of course they would!

I didn't hear anything for a few more days, until she asked me whether I'd really be ok with her doing it, and I told her that I'd love it.

About a week later I got home to find her on the couch in a sun dress, one tit out, with our neighbour slurping away drinking her milk, with a massive tent in his trousers, and his hand on her thigh!

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u/thisoldwound — 9 days ago

Discovered my (25M) bi side at an adult cinema

While I was doing my postgrad, I hadn't had any action for a while, so thought I'd check out an adult cinema not far from me, one of the only ones left in the UK.

I very quickly discovered it wasn't the swinging hotspot I was expecting, as it was pretty much fully male clientele, but the movies looked good, so I took a seat and watched some classic 80s stuff in one of the smaller rooms.

Two rows in front, a guy was getting a blowjob from another guy dressed in lingerie, and I found myself watching that more than the movie, and getting turned on by it.

I was so enthralled I didn't even notice two guys come into my row until they sat down on either side of me. They were both older, and by that time I was so horny that when one reached over and started rubbing me through my jeans, I just moaned! He fished my cock out and started stroking it, with the other guy massaging my balls.

It felt amazing, and I was so turned on by it that when they each guided me to their stiff cocks, I just wrapped my hands round them and started jerking.

We all orgasmed within a minute or two of each other, me firing all over my t-shirt, and them adding their loads too, so I was a sticky mess.

They thanked me and disappeared, and I sat there, covered in cum and feeling the post-orgasm regret, very confused over what had just happened!

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u/thisoldwound — 9 days ago

It started with her pumping her excess milk, and selling it to a neighbour. I said she could make more if she'd let him "drink it from the tap", and she told me I was disgusting for even suggesting it, but it must have planted the idea in her head, because a few days later she asked me if I really thought someone would want to do that, and I told her of course they would!

I didn't hear anything for a few more days, until she asked me whether I'd really be ok with her doing it, and I told her that I'd love it.

About a week later I got home to find her on the couch in a sun dress, one tit out, with our neighbour slurping away drinking her milk, with a massive tent in his trousers, and his hand on her thigh!

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u/thisoldwound — 15 days ago

When I first started dating my wife, she asked me if I'd go pick up some of her things from her ex.

When I went round, in an effort to humiliate or upset me, he had a video playing on the TV, showing my wife on her knees, hands cuffed behind her back, having her face slapped with his cock.

He was pretty surprised to find that I loved seeing it, and asked if I wanted to stay and watch a few more, so we sat on his couch, cocks out, both enjoying my future-wife being dirty!

Instead of upsetting me, he ended up making a friend!

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u/thisoldwound — 24 days ago

It started with her pumping her excess milk, and selling it to a neighbour. I said she could make more if she'd let him "drink it from the tap", and she told me I was disgusting for even suggesting it, but it must have planted the idea in her head, because a few days later she asked me if I really thought someone would want to do that, and I told her of course they would!

I didn't hear anything for a few more days, until she asked me whether I'd really be ok with her doing it, and I told her that I'd love it.

About a week later I got home to find her on the couch in a sun dress, one tit out, with our neighbour slurping away drinking her milk, with a massive tent in his trousers, and his hand on her thigh!

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u/thisoldwound — 25 days ago