u/trvelthrowaway

Let’s be honest…. I don’t want to date you.

And you aren’t looking for the love of your life on Reddit.

I want fun and excitement. I want it to be safe. You know.... like... without all the diseases and creepy vibes (I’m lookin’ at you old Craigslist).

But here’s the thing. I’m an upstanding member ofsociety. I have a very nice job and as much as I want to get my rocks off, I’m certainly not willing to compromise my career or reputation.

I can’t exactly walk up to a pretty lady at the coffee shop and say “Hello there fellow sexual deviant. May I throw my disease free 7 inches into your mouth?”

I’m married. I have a job and a life. I’m a non-smoker and non-ugly.

If you fall in to similar categories, maybe we should chat.

\*will be in town Thursday- Saturday of this week

Let’s be honest…. I don’t want to date you.

And you aren’t looking for the love of your life on Reddit.

I want fun and excitement. I want it to be safe. You know.... like... without all the diseases and creepy vibes (I’m lookin’ at you old Craigslist).

But here’s the thing. I’m an upstanding member ofsociety. I have a very nice job and as much as I want to get my rocks off, I’m certainly not willing to compromise my career or reputation.

I can’t exactly walk up to a pretty lady at the coffee shop and say “Hello there fellow sexual deviant. May I throw my disease free 7 inches into your mouth?”

I’m married. I have a job and a life. I’m a non-smoker and non-ugly.

If you fall in to similar categories, maybe we should chat.

*will be in town Thursday- Saturday of this week

Let’s be honest…. I don’t want to date you.

And you aren’t looking for the love of your life on Reddit.

I want fun and excitement. I want it to be safe. You know.... like... without all the diseases and creepy vibes (I’m lookin’ at you old Craigslist).

But here’s the thing. I’m an upstanding member ofsociety. I have a very nice job and as much as I want to get my rocks off, I’m certainly not willing to compromise my career or reputation.

I can’t exactly walk up to a pretty lady at the coffee shop and say “Hello there fellow sexual deviant. May I throw my disease free 7 inches into your mouth?”

I’m married. I have a job and a life. I’m a non-smoker and non-ugly.

If you fall in to similar categories, maybe we should chat.

Let’s be honest with each other. I don’t want to date you and you aren’t looking for the love of your life on Reddit.

I want fun and excitement. I want it to be safe. You know.... like... without all the diseases and murder-y vibes (I’m lookin’ at you old Craigslist).

But here’s the thing. I’m an upstanding member ofsociety. I have a very nice job and as much as I want to get my rocks off, I’m certainly not willing to compromise my career or reputation.

I can’t exactly walk up to a pretty lady at the coffee shop and say “Hello there fellow sexual deviant. May I throw my disease free 7 inches into your mouth?”

I’m married. I have a job and a life. I’m a non-smoker and non-ugly.

If you fall in to similar categories, maybe we should chat.

5’7 150lb athletic build

Let’s be honest…. I don’t want to date you.

And you aren’t looking for the love of your life on Reddit.

I want fun and excitement. I want it to be safe. You know.... like... without all the diseases and creepy vibes (I’m lookin’ at you old Craigslist).

But here’s the thing. I’m an upstanding member ofsociety. I have a very nice job and as much as I want to get my rocks off, I’m certainly not willing to compromise my career or reputation.

I can’t exactly walk up to a pretty lady at the coffee shop and say “Hello there fellow sexual deviant. May I throw my disease free 7 inches into your mouth?”

I’m married. I have a job and a life. I’m a non-smoker and non-ugly.

If you fall in to similar categories, maybe we should chat.

Let’s be honest…. I don’t want to date you.

And you aren’t looking for the love of your life on Reddit.

I want fun and excitement. I want it to be safe. You know.... like... without all the diseases and creepy vibes (I’m lookin’ at you old Craigslist).

But here’s the thing. I’m an upstanding member ofsociety. I have a very nice job and as much as I want to get my rocks off, I’m certainly not willing to compromise my career or reputation.

I can’t exactly walk up to a pretty lady at the coffee shop and say “Hello there fellow sexual deviant. May I throw my disease free 7 inches into your mouth?”

I’m married. I have a job and a life. I’m a non-smoker and non-ugly.

If you fall in to similar categories, maybe we should chat.

Let’s be honest…. I don’t want to date you.

And you aren’t looking for the love of your life on Reddit.

I want fun and excitement. I want it to be safe. You know.... like... without all the diseases and creepy vibes (I’m lookin’ at you old Craigslist).

But here’s the thing. I’m an upstanding member ofsociety. I have a very nice job and as much as I want to get my rocks off, I’m certainly not willing to compromise my career or reputation.

I can’t exactly walk up to a pretty lady at the coffee shop and say “Hello there fellow sexual deviant. May I throw my disease free 7 inches into your mouth?”

I’m married. I have a job and a life. I’m a non-smoker and non-ugly.

If you fall in to similar categories, maybe we should chat.

Let’s be honest with each other. I don’t want to date you and you aren’t looking for the love of your life on Reddit.

I want fun and excitement. I want it to be safe. You know.... like... without all the diseases and murder-y vibes (I’m lookin’ at you old Craigslist).

But here’s the thing. I’m an upstanding member ofsociety. I have a very nice job and as much as I want to get my rocks off, I’m certainly not willing to compromise my career or reputation.

I can’t exactly walk up to a pretty lady at the coffee shop and say “Hello there fellow sexual deviant. May I throw my disease free 7 inches into your mouth?”

I’m married. I have a job and a life. I’m a non-smoker and non-ugly.

If you fall in to similar categories, maybe we should chat.

5’7 150lb athletic build