On Monday night I (24F) had another gyro platter from the same restaurant from my “Gyro platter morning farts” story. The next morning, I was getting ready for a morning shift at work. My favorite style of jeans is the Straight Loose style and I usually always wear those, but I also have 3 pairs of Bootcut jeans that I rarely ever wear. 1 of the 3 pairs had been in my closet for months never once worn after purchasing, so I randomly felt like finally making an outfit with them and breaking them in so that they’ll be softer and looser later. I put them on with a t-shirt.
As I was checking out how they look on me in the mirror with my big butt facing it, I released my first fart which was warm, 4 seconds long, and smelled like gyro seasonings. As to be expected! I instantly thought about all the videos and stories of people “breaking in their new pants with farts” and I got SO excited because omg I hadn’t thought of breaking them in in THAT way but now that’s what was inevitably gonna happen! Throughout my shift I released more gassy 4 second long farts through my jeans, making the area stink of gyro seasonings every time. When I got home I took off my jeans and sniffed the butt area hoping I had coated my new jeans in fart smell! Sadly the smell didn’t stick to them this time, but I still loved torturing them on their first use. Heh.