u/uppermost_coast

About 2 weeks ago I (24F) had a gassy morning shift at work while wearing light blue jeans and a striped shirt. The most memorable moment was this: At my job there’s a small section of perfumes, and a girl had just asked me if she could get a sample spray of a specific perfume. As soon as I walked up to her and stopped beside her, a big silent fart blasted out of my ass involuntarily. I HURRIEDLY sprayed the perfume onto the paper strip multiple times to try covering up whatever smell my ass just unleashed, but luckily, from what I could tell, that particular fart did not create any smell (though others that day did). Ironically, the girl didn’t like the smell of the actual perfume she asked to try and said “Nevermind, thank you” lol.

Back at home, for dinner that night, I ate a Thai Peanut Chicken wrap with Sweet Potato Fries. I could tell that this meal was gonna give me amazing gas later, and as confirmation, I ripped an abnormally loud, 5 second long bellowing bassy fart when I got up to grab something mid-meal, and another one in my seat.
The following morning was when it worked all of its magic, just as I expected. At one point, after taking a shower and whilst being nude, I did a lunge-like position with one of my legs propped up on the side of my bed, and I let a bunch of super airy, stinky farts hiss out of me over and over for what felt like an eternity until my tank was empty. 🤤

About 2 weeks ago I (24F) had a gassy morning shift at work while wearing light blue jeans and a striped shirt. The most memorable moment was this: At my job there’s a small section of perfumes, and a girl had just asked me if she could get a sample spray of a specific perfume. As soon as I walked up to her and stopped beside her, a big silent fart blasted out of my ass involuntarily. I HURRIEDLY sprayed the perfume onto the paper strip multiple times to try covering up whatever smell my ass just unleashed, but luckily, from what I could tell, that particular fart did not create any smell (though others that day did). Ironically, the girl didn’t like the smell of the actual perfume she asked to try and said “Nevermind, thank you” lol.

Back at home, for dinner that night, I ate a Thai Peanut Chicken wrap with Sweet Potato Fries. I could tell that this meal was gonna give me amazing gas later, and as confirmation, I ripped an abnormally loud, 5 second long bellowing bassy fart when I got up to grab something mid-meal, and another one in my seat.
The following morning was when it worked all of its magic, just as I expected. At one point, after taking a shower and whilst being nude, I did a lunge-like position with one of my legs propped up on the side of my bed, and I let a bunch of super airy, stinky farts hiss out of me over and over for what felt like an eternity until my tank was empty. 🤤

On Monday night I (24F) had another gyro platter from the same restaurant from my “Gyro platter morning farts” story. The next morning, I was getting ready for a morning shift at work. My favorite style of jeans is the Straight Loose style and I usually always wear those, but I also have 3 pairs of Bootcut jeans that I rarely ever wear. 1 of the 3 pairs had been in my closet for months never once worn after purchasing, so I randomly felt like finally making an outfit with them and breaking them in so that they’ll be softer and looser later. I put them on with a t-shirt.

As I was checking out how they look on me in the mirror with my big butt facing it, I released my first fart which was warm, 4 seconds long, and smelled like gyro seasonings. As to be expected! I instantly thought about all the videos and stories of people “breaking in their new pants with farts” and I got SO excited because omg I hadn’t thought of breaking them in in THAT way but now that’s what was inevitably gonna happen! Throughout my shift I released more gassy 4 second long farts through my jeans, making the area stink of gyro seasonings every time. When I got home I took off my jeans and sniffed the butt area hoping I had coated my new jeans in fart smell! Sadly the smell didn’t stick to them this time, but I still loved torturing them on their first use. Heh.

On Monday night I (24F) had another gyro platter from the same restaurant from my “Gyro platter morning farts” story. The next morning, I was getting ready for a morning shift at work. My favorite style of jeans is the Straight Loose style and I usually always wear those, but I also have 3 pairs of Bootcut jeans that I rarely ever wear. 1 of the 3 pairs had been in my closet for months never once worn after purchasing, so I randomly felt like finally making an outfit with them and breaking them in so that they’ll be softer and looser later. I put them on with a t-shirt.

As I was checking out how they look on me in the mirror with my big butt facing it, I released my first fart which was warm, 4 seconds long, and smelled like gyro seasonings. As to be expected! I instantly thought about all the videos and stories of people “breaking in their new pants with farts” and I got SO excited because omg I hadn’t thought of breaking them in in THAT way but now that’s what was inevitably gonna happen! Throughout my shift I released more gassy 4 second long farts through my jeans, making the area stink of gyro seasonings every time. When I got home I took off my jeans and sniffed the butt area hoping I had coated my new jeans in fart smell! Sadly the smell didn’t stick to them this time, but I still loved torturing them on their first use. Heh.