u/upstanding_ctzn

40 [M4F] Moms next door: I hate to brag but... I give good chat!

Otherwise rule-abiding, friendly, handsome dad here. It's a cloudy and cold day out there, and I'd love to fill it with some flirtation with a 'mom next door' type!

A bit about me: I've got a *fantastic* smile, and conventional looks (down to the flecks of gray in the hair). I'm widely read, and widely curious -- love finding out *you're* into! I'm a liberal dad, and I mesh best with liberal moms. Very much an "it takes a village" guy. Long time online chatter, and this isn't my first rodeo. *notabot

I feel drawn to light-hearted, low-stakes conversations -- fun to be flirty, but also fun just to see where the chat goes. I realize bragging isn't a great look, but... I type *extraordinarily* fast, and am great at lighting up your chat bubble ;)

Anyway, regular moms next door -- swing by and say hey!

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u/upstanding_ctzn — 1 day ago

40 [M4F] Moms next door: I hate to brag but... I give good chat!

Otherwise rule-abiding, friendly, handsome dad here. It's a cloudy and cold day out there, and I'd love to fill it with some flirtation with a 'mom next door' type!

A bit about me: I've got a *fantastic* smile, and conventional looks (down to the flecks of gray in the hair). I'm widely read, and widely curious -- love finding out *you're* into! I'm a liberal dad, and I mesh best with liberal moms. Very much an "it takes a village" guy. Long time online chatter, and this isn't my first rodeo.

I feel drawn to light-hearted, low-stakes conversations -- fun to be flirty, but also fun just to see where the chat goes. I realize bragging isn't a great look, but... I type *extraordinarily* fast, and am great at lighting up your chat bubble ;)

Anyway, regular moms next door -- swing by and say hey!

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u/upstanding_ctzn — 9 days ago

40 [M4F] Handsome dad for sneaky mom

Handsome dad from the school pickup line here -- my best traits are my blue eyes, brown hair (with some gray flecks), and knowing / smirking smile. I'm just easing into the morning and would love to find a sneaky mom to chat with -- no pressure, just low stakes fun ;)

Little about me:
- Not my first rodeo
- obnoxiously over-educated
- liberal
- relaxed vibe
- widely read; widely curious

About you:
- liberal
- mom

Hope it's a great day -- swing by and say hey!

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u/upstanding_ctzn — 10 days ago

40 [M4F] Moms needing attention, please get in touch!

Handsome dad from the school pickup line here -- my best traits are my blue eyes, brown hair (with some gray flecks), and knowing / smirking smile. I'm just easing into the morning and would love to find a sneaky mom to chat with -- no pressure, just low stakes fun ;)

Little about me:
- Not my first rodeo
- obnoxiously over-educated
- liberal
- relaxed vibe
- widely read; widely curious

About you:
- liberal
- mom

Hope it's a great day -- swing by and say hey!

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u/upstanding_ctzn — 11 days ago

40 [M4F] 👀 Handsome dad for sneaky mom

Handsome dad from the school pickup line here -- my best traits are my blue eyes, brown hair (with some gray flecks), and knowing / smirking smile. I'm just easing into the morning and would love to find a sneaky mom to chat with -- no pressure, just low stakes fun ;)

Little about me:
- Not my first rodeo
- obnoxiously over-educated
- liberal
- relaxed vibe
- widely read; widely curious

About you:
- liberal
- mom

Hope it's a great day -- swing by and say hey!

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u/upstanding_ctzn — 12 days ago

Handsome dad from the school pickup line here -- my best traits are my blue eyes, brown hair (with some gray flecks), and knowing / smirking smile. I'm just easing into the morning and would love to find a sneaky mom to chat with -- no pressure, just low stakes fun ;)

Little about me:
- Not my first rodeo
- obnoxiously over-educated
- liberal
- relaxed vibe
- widely read; widely curious

About you:
- liberal
- mom

Hope it's a great day -- swing by and say hey!

reddit.com
u/upstanding_ctzn — 23 days ago