I think I'm pregnant....thanks tinder

I was talking to a guy on tinder and it was a lot of fun he was really funny and he said he was leaving back to the us and said he had a bunch of leftover vacation money he wanted to "give" me I'm a dumb bitch so I agreed to meet him at his airbnb and I probably should of known some was wrong when he only let me into the garage he took my clothes off so fast and smeared lube on my pussy and just rammed his fat white dick deep inside me I had to literally bite down on the cardboard box I was bent over because I was so nervous the people walking outside would hear us and I was so focused on not cuming or making noise that I couldn't stop him from slamming his dick deep and just shooting his load he got dressed and so did I and he told me to wait outside that he would be right back....he closed the garage behind me and didn't answer the door

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u/warmianna — 1 day ago

I think I'm pregnant....thanks tinder

I was talking to a guy on tinder and it was a lot of fun he was really funny and he said he was leaving back to the us and said he had a bunch of leftover vacation money he wanted to "give" me I'm a dumb bitch so I agreed to meet him at his airbnb and I probably should of known some was wrong when he only let me into the garage he took my clothes off so fast and smeared lube on my pussy and just rammed his fat white dick deep inside me I had to literally bite down on the cardboard box I was bent over because I was so nervous the people walking outside would hear us and I was so focused on not cuming or making noise that I couldn't stop him from slamming his dick deep and just shooting his load he got dressed and so did I and he told me to wait outside that he would be right back....he closed the garage behind me and didn't answer the door

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u/warmianna — 1 day ago

[F4M] you are just looking for packages to steal off my porch but you decided I deserved yours because I forgot to lock my door

u/warmianna — 7 days ago

I promise we're just friends

So I'm still friends with my ex and my boyfriend doesn't know he's my ex so we don't have to hide when we hangout or when I go over to his house and we found a way to fuck without cheating my ex covers me with a blanket and watch porn while he fucks me so it's technically just him masturbating and I just have to stay quiet and pretend that I'm just a pocket pussy hes supposed to pull out but but he says "why would I pull out of a pocket pussy"

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u/warmianna — 13 days ago

Why I'm doing well in college

So projects in college were really easy the first time I was with someone I knew how to get a good grades I'd invite him over and let them study in my bed the first guy that came to study really liked using my pussy he'd have to bite on my pillow so that we wouldn't get caught after he got to out his nut inside me he would help me even if he wasn't in my group after a few times I had the four smartest guys in my grade dumping their cum inside me maybe it helped because I felt a lot smarter after they finished inside me and my grades definitely improved so far college has been really easy

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u/warmianna — 15 days ago

I thought I was good at pool

I was trying to learn how to play pool alone and it felt kinda simple just trying to find best angles for shots and actually getting the ball to go where you want it to go and after a few games a guy asked if he could play with me i said sure and I was actually winning every time I won he got me a drink and after like 4 wins he asked if I this time we could play for cash i said sure and they said if I lost i owed him a bathroom trip….anyway the guy won and made me lay on my back on the bathroom floor he used a condom his dick was so veiny and thick i could feel every single pulse he kept his hand in my mouth and the door locked by wedging the trash can to the handle he fucked me so fast and when he shot his load i could feel how hot it was and i realized that the condom broke

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u/warmianna — 16 days ago

My pussy thins harder than my brain

Idk why but I've always been really really desperate for the feeling of my pussy stretching around dicks and the most I guess trashy thing I've done because of it was because I missed the bus the walk back to my town is probably like 2 hours from the market I went to and a guy in a really ugly motorcycle was driving next to me kept saying that if I got his dick wet he'd drive me anywhere so me being the functioning and normal member of society that I am...we had to hide in the ditch on the side of the road straight on the dirt he had a really thick dick and he fucked really hard it felt like hiss cock was punching my cervix but like in the best way possible I could hear other motorcycle pass but he didn't stop or pull out he dumped a full load deep inside me then drove me home

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u/warmianna — 18 days ago

I kinda miss being a pretend wife

I was kinda homeless for a while but I was staying with a friend of a friend I barely knew. He wasn't home long he worked a lot and let me do whatever, but I think he liked having someone almost 19 years younger than him around—especially when I kept trying to cook him recipes I saw on reels like he would always buy me whatever I needed to make what I wanted to try and make.

One night I messed up again, felt awful about it even though he said it was good, and just blurted out that I wanted to make it up to him… by having sex. He stared at me wide-eyed for a full minute, then dragged me to his bedroom.

He threw me on the bed, clothes flying off in seconds. When he finally pushed inside me, his dick stretched my pussy out so much I had to bite down on my knuckle to keep from screaming. It hurt so good, every thick inch splitting me open as he groaned and held my hips down, pounding deeper. He didn’t last long at all—maybe a couple minutes of hard, desperate thrusts—and then he buried himself deep and came inside me so much. I could feel every pulse, hot and thick, filling me up until it was leaking out around him while he collapsed on top of me, breathing heavy.

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u/warmianna — 19 days ago

Being a borrowed girlfriend

My ex had a nicer relationship with his male friend than he did with me they always went out together and drank they his friend had no charm what so ever or a girlfriend for like over 5 years so guess who had to be his borrowed gf my ex would just text or call me that his friend was coming over for me and I would wear a lace outfit his friend bought for me he really really liked missionary and kissing his dick was thicker than my ex's so I was really hard trying to pretend I wasn't enjoying how much my pussy had to stretch to fit his dick all the way inside of me and sometimes I would just get so lost in his kisses I wouldn't be able to make him pull out when he shot his load honestly I would get excited when I would see my ex's friend sad cause that meant he would ask to borrow me soon

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u/warmianna — 22 days ago

The only Uber hack I know

Okay so sometimes I need a ride and I have enough on my card but I don't want the money to leave my account so what I've been doing and it hasn't gotten me banned yet and I only ask if it's a guy and if he talks to me a lot is that I say that if they cancel my ride but still take me where I need to go I'll let them fuck me and so far out of the two times that I've tried this both times have worked the first guy pulled into a alley his car fit into and we fucked raw on the back seat he came on my titts and drove me home lol the second guy took me to his garage bent me over the hood and stuffed my pussy with his nut then took me home sooooo good luck trying this out I've been lucky and he didn't get me pregnant but it's worked so far!

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u/warmianna — 23 days ago