u/zesty_citron

I don’t really have the energy to make a long winded post right now and, well fuck.. they’re asking me for at least 400 characters 😑

I’ve had a long day and I’m just in the mood to have someone fun to chat with whether that’s short or long term.

My requirements are this:

Know how to hold a conversation
Entertain me
Give me a physical description of yourself or send a pic
Have a dead bedroom

That’s it. Tell me something interesting or fun we can talk about.

Obligatory: married/LTR

Kthanksbyeeee

I’m fairly high rn so I’m gonna be blunt because I’m not in the mood for bullshit or wasting time this evening.

Here’s the list and please don’t message me unless you fit it, I’m over filtering through men who think I’ll be interested anyways just because they’re one of 100’s who reached out regardless.

- Make me laugh.

- Be witty, I like banter.

- Be decently attractive. Give me a description of what you look like when you message or better yet send a pic.

- Don’t be weird. Or don’t be the WEIRD kind of weird.

- You’re gonna be available most of the time, not just during your work hours or evenings/weekends.

- You aren’t still planning on maybe knocking up your wife again.

- Your bedroom is dead. All the way dead. I’m not sharing dick and I mean it.

- You don’t have a foot fetish.

- You preferably like a dom/sub dynamic. Not absolutely required but if you try faking it I’ll sniff that shit out so fast so just don’t.

-Preferably between 28-42 but I’d consider ages outside of that if the other criteria fit.

If you want to know about me then message and find out. Tell me about what you’ve come looking for on here. Tell me something interesting that happened to you today.

Obligatory: married/ltr but idc if you are or not.

I’m fairly high rn so I’m gonna be blunt because I’m not in the mood for bullshit or wasting time this evening.

Here’s the list and please don’t message me unless you fit it, I’m over filtering through men who think I’ll be interested anyways just because they’re one of 100’s who reached out regardless.

- Make me laugh.

- Be witty, I like banter.

- Be decently attractive. Give me a description of what you look like when you message or better yet send a pic.

- Don’t be weird. Or don’t be the WEIRD kind of weird.

- You’re gonna be available most of the time, not just during your work hours or evenings/weekends.

- You aren’t still planning on maybe knocking up your wife again.

- Your bedroom is dead. All the way dead. I’m not sharing dick and I mean it.

- You don’t have a foot fetish.

- You preferably like a dom/sub dynamic. Not absolutely required but if you try faking it I’ll sniff that shit out so fast so just don’t.

-Preferably between 28-42 but I’d consider ages outside of that if the other criteria fit.

If you want to know about me then message and find out. Tell me about what you’ve come looking for on here. Tell me something interesting that happened to you today.

Obligatory: married/ltr but idc if you are or not.