46 [M4F] - Eastern TN - seeking remote affair due to cost of gas
Alternative title ~ rad dad mad because gas prices bad. Seriously, I can afford to travel because I'm quite well off. I'm really, really ridiculously good looking too. I own a six pack at least once a week. I know how to lay pipe like Bob Vila - when we're together you'll be saying "ohhhh, this old house!!" I have observed dogs copulating and am confident I can replicate the experience with you. No dogs need to be involved. You may have noticed from my prior statements that I have a huge diction. What you should bring to the table: a sense of whimsy, dinnerware, and a desire for connection. What I shall bring to the table: exceptional conversation, a casserole, and an ability to levitate you off the bed whilst betwixt thine thighs extracting your soul with mine tongue. No wait, never mind that last part. I meant to say “merriment”.