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44 [m4f] looking for a f who is actually down for discrete fwb

I am married but definitely down for a fwb. It has to be discrete so cant do texts and calls.

Please no OF offers only someone who is close and wants to just have some fun

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Little Alone Time Today

Hope you enjoy! Not looking for clicks or money, I don’t have a page. Just like showing off a little for all of you. Always looking for select new friends. Please reach out but say something to separate yourself from the masses 🙂

u/SouthernMDMILF — 1 day ago

32 [F4M] 21045 - Trying my luck in a more local subreddit :) Anyone looking for an afternoon delight?

I'm copy-pasting from a post I did yesterday so don't hate the low effort, I just don't have anything new to say ;-;

I'm looking for one consistent AP that I can get to know, learn about, get a crush on, and be really into. It helps with the physical immensely. It helps to let inhibitions down if I am really into the other person. That being said, here's hoping you have some similar interests to me:

Video games (Civ6, league of legends, Pokopia, Stardew, maybe something we can play together?) // Music (punk, emo, alt rock. I’m a millennial, so Blink182 still has a place in my heart. Anyone listen to Capstan or Microwave?) // Gallows humor, sardonic or sarcastic wit, or just straight up nihilism // Shows you can't just put on in the background, like Severance, Widows Bay, or Hill House

I like plants, new music, sewing my own clothes, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, pretending I don't have road rage, and nicely scented candles

Physical stuff about me: white/HWP/dark features/fairly short/tattoos. Attraction is important to everyone so we can exchange pics early to not waste each others time

My post history isn’t hidden so take a look 🤷🏻‍♀️

Logistics out of the way: Ideally you can break away at lunch during the workday without raising any suspicion/questions. Weekends and night time is kind of a no-go, as I'd have to get really creative with that. I can chat whenever, but if you want to get physical (as I definitely want to) then please be realistic ;-;

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u/CarelessReputation90 — 4 days ago

28 [F4M] Central Virginia - submissive brunette

Hii I'm a short breedable 5'2 slim/curvy naturally submissive brunette. I have long hair, dark brown eyes, and a pale complexion. I'm looking for a long term owner or daddy to explore with. In person is ideal - my lifestyle is busy but I have real time to commit to building a dynamic.

Ideally you are around 30-45 years old, will let me call you Dad, taboo interests, naturally confident and dominating. Will treat me like a slut in public just as much as in the bedroom. Authority figures and uniforms are a bonus. You consider yourself to be nuturing but you aren't afraid of degrading to get what you want.

As hard and depraved as I like things, I still find myself needing softness from men. If you're gentle as well as obsessive and intense I would love to talk to you and see how we fit.

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u/Brunettebunny04 — 4 days ago
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18m [M4A] 21234 Parkville Md late night fun

Looking for someone to come to me so we can have fun in your car, and if you’re close enough we can go back to your place.
IF ALL YOU WANNA DO IS “swap head” DO NOT DM ME

u/AskPerfect2009 — 3 days ago
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Discrete, feminine and clean looking for masculine men.

Hosting rn! 
Please send a pic and stats!

u/ChicagoLadyB — 6 days ago

18 [F4M] Baltimore - are u a married man looking for a dirty little slut

u/gentlepeachesx — 9 days ago
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M 26 Latino Bull looking for F near Alexandria

u/pawgmel — 12 days ago