
r/ClientCringe

Catfish be weird as hell sometimes man. Idk why they think we're so stupid.
If only the screening requirements were clearly listed on my ads and website…🤪
Why these guys hit up girls clearly advertising mid-high end with the lowest end expectations is beyond me. The tiniest bit of reading comprehension prior to reaching out could have saved everyone’s time.
Cheap Client vent
Long time lurker, first time pissed enough to participate.
Been dealing with time wasters, low ballers and not serious guys for almost 10yrs now and for some reason this guy really f**ed my head today.
I communicate exclusively on Signal App now (also email and online booking), so when I get texts through Signal App with out having to hand hold to get started, I get excited.
This guy allegedly found me on trt... Yst and was booking for Tuesday (first sign C U N ext T uesday ) 🤦🏽♀️he paid deposit and enjoyed my private content.
This morning hits me with the " hey I just saw you charge less for a swedish massage on another unrelated site, can I schedule today for your $50 Swedish special after contacting you for FBSM? "
And I almost throw up my coffee!
I replied angrily, which I try not to do, refunded him and BLOCKED!
I dont want anyone saying I dont refund even though he wasted my time and I should have kept his $30 but I dont want that one bad review to ruin my business.
Bottom line,
Dont be f**king CHEAP! If this is not in your budget, use pHub instead!
This so f**king rude and GROSS!!!
Its not bad enough, the day prior, I had a visit from someone with visable SHIT in there ass! Now this???
I Added pictures but Im not trying to out him or anything, sorry if I do its not intentional.
Anyway, wishing everyone a more profitable week than I'm having.😮💨
Uggggh update #1 🙄
Like how was it “agreed” on when this douche reject sent a TIP detailing what he wanted, when technically for what he was asking for was twice as expensive as his tip… 🙄 I swear if OF takes his side I’m deleting all of my media and my whole page if possible but I’ll leave that shit in the damn negative for them 💕
Always the losers
Oh no I stopped having an eating disorder so I gained weight! 😱
I believe I weigh like 130 now and I’m 5’0. Before I was 100 .
Sorry I eat what I want when I want now lmfao
Probably never even seen this person and they’ve just been lurking my ads lol
Random douchebaggery
I had a job outside of content sales working at a fancy resort earlier this year and this guy came up hitting on me. Usually when that happens and they ask for my # I just give it to them because I can always block them later . He wasn't THAT terrible looking but extremely annoying and drunk plus very persistent and wanting to hang out while he was in town.
I put him on mute after a while and stopped replying and he fucked off... Months later today he messages me wanting to buy content. I guess I told him I sold content I don't remember but this happened.
Like… what the actual fuck 🙄
I’m a faceless creator and have a free page and I’m not active on it every day, I check it every other week or so (unless I get an email I’ve received a tip and then I go check it out). I’ve been stepping back from content creating for my own sanity and since my page is free and I have a bunch of PVP on my wall, I’m not too concerned about being consistent or posting regularly or anything. Like I said, I’m stepping back.
So this sub wants like a 5 minute anal video and “if it goes well he’ll buy more” and I tell him I need to get some materials first to I do want he asks for, and BEFORE AGREEING TO ANYTHING, bro sends a $50 tip finally telling me what he wants me to do even though I told him kinks and fetishes are $20/min so I sent him $50 worth of anal toy clips like he wanted and this douche reject had the audacity to tell me that “that’s not how it works”?!! 🤣🤣🤣 I went ahead and reported him and the chat to OF because I already know he’s going to cb.
It’s subs/guys like this is the reason I need so many mental health breaks 😓
He has yet to respond 🙄 I guess I’ll find out next week unless I get bored first 🤭😂
Edit: I didn’t even post the whole conversation, but if you see in the first image that I quoted the sub $10/min or $20/min for kinks/fetishes. The sub then sends a TIP detailing what he wants, when what he wanted wasn’t going to be $50. He was trying to lowball me and this is after I already made them a custom and they never paid to unlock it so I wasn’t too interested in taking the time to make the custom that he didn’t even pay for, and I also sent $50 worth of anal play clips like he wanted, it just wasn’t a 5 minute long video that he didn’t finish paying for. So it’s not like I just took his tip and never gave anything, but I did delete the clips I sent them because I had a feeling they would CB and I wasn’t about to let them keep anything for free.
another premium plonker, sigh
He asked for that specific video and then when I sent it he asks for a screenshot of it 🙄 ffs. Sick of the absolute broke, time-wasting losers on this website 🚮
**Fixed
I am a legal sex worker in Nevada, I work 12 weeks a year. I supplement with PURELY platonic cuddling to add extra $$ without taxes. I owed 13k this year. 🙄
I offer strictly non-sexual services because I work in a brothel and we are charging thousands an hour, it spoils you.. I have no interest in doing it outside of the financial comfort zone that I'm in.
This genius thinks I would split a room with him... For a 300$ an hour CUDDLE session.
Dude, NO. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fuck off with that.
Common sense isn’t that common after all or is this pure arrogance/ entitlement
After this, I started just blocking, instead of explaining….. 🙄
Psycho
1 First, before anyone says anything: no, I’m not going to ask for deposits or schedule appointments, because that’s never worked for me. Last-minute appointments have always worked best, but—as always—some idiot has to come along...
2 I’ve dealt with this moron before and never had any issues with him; the only thing that bothered me—before he started wasting my time—was waking up to find messages and calls from him. Obviously, my phone was off, but he knows perfectly well what my work schedule and days off are, yet he didn't care about calling or texting at 3 am or on a Sunday when he knew I wasn't available.
3 On the first day that he start to wast my time he told me he was on his way and coming from somewhere nearby; then, two hours later, he said he was almost there—asking if I was home—even though he knows that’s when I finish work. I could have made that money, but not all money is good money, and besides, I was annoyed. On the second day, he said he’d arrive at 6:30, but he never showed up and didn't even send word.
4 Up to that point, everything was normal, but that’s when things started getting interesting; he messaged me today, and I thought about just ignoring him, but when he told me he was on his way, I got furious anyway—I’m already thinking about simply never seeing him again.
5 And to top it all off, the guy actually showed up at my house—since this is my incall—and kept knocking on my door for a while, but obviously I didn't open it; I'm not stupid.
Who the fuck does this asshole think he is? I mean, I told him not to come, that I never wanted to see him again, and what does he do? He shows up sooner than I expected. I can't believe he seriously thought I was going to open the door for him. 🤯🧠💩 I imagine he sent me more messages, but I had already blocked him.
these mf's are so weird. (repost bc i'm tired & forgot to blur smth out)
why would you ask me how much if i told you $180???? my qv is 150 why on earth would a half hr be 30 more..... dumbass trick! 😒
Idk anymore no matter how I put my ad they don't read I put my rates on my butt cheeks hoping that would help they still don't read it
Can they not fucking read?
Last time I called with this guy he paid for 7 minutes ($28) and we ended up calling for 20 minutes because I’m a pushover and didn’t want to awkwardly leave before he came. Istg these guys are ready to cum within the first 5 minutes but pretend like they don’t need to and NEVER tell me when they’re close.
So the call was very awkward, I felt like I wasn’t doing good enough AND he had the nerve to be like “it wasn’t really much of a JOI but it was good.” Like really bruh? Whatever that’s on me for not sticking up for myself whatever. But the fact he didn’t even offer to pay for the rest of the time we called was a red flag to me and I’ve been ignoring him for a couple weeks now, and he reaches out like every couple of days.
Tonight I finally responded with this. Left his ass on read, and while typing this he messaged again saying “Just let me know I’d still be interested in a call with you, you were amazing and I felt really comfortable with you,” and “Oh and I did mean that I’m okay with a 20 minute call so just let me know whenever you’d be available I was just asking about 10 because idk if I’d last that long with you 😆.” Really bruh? You lasted 20 minutes last time, ok buddy.