u/brooklynnnn11

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these mf's are so weird. (repost bc i'm tired & forgot to blur smth out)

why would you ask me how much if i told you $180???? my qv is 150 why on earth would a half hr be 30 more..... dumbass trick! ๐Ÿ˜’

u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 7 days ago
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why do they think we're stupid?????

bud, you gotta learn some proper grammar if you're going to attempt to swindle me out of my address....

u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 11 days ago
โ–ฒ 42 r/ClientCringe

a newer regular sent me a couple texts. we texted for like maybe 5 minutes lmao. ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅฒ

u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 22 days ago
โ–ฒ 7 r/SexWorkers

y'all i know this is so random but the blinds at my hotel jus snapped when i tried to open them ๐Ÿ˜ญ does anyone know how to fix this??

i need my deposit back ๐Ÿ˜ญ i promise i wasn't doing anything crazy i legit just tried to open them a little

u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 27 days ago
โ–ฒ 5 r/SexWorkers

how are y'all finding nsfw subs to post in for selling content?

i need to pick up a lil side hustle for the slow days & a few people suggested selling content. obviously i will add a section to my ad saying i'm selling content (once i figure out what i'm doing๐Ÿคช), but i'm jw how you all find nsfw subs to post on that are relevant to the content you're selling? also i'm face in & won't be showing face in my content but i'm going to assume that doesn't matter or make much of a diff??

hope everyone's having a good weekend & tia ๐Ÿ’•

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u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 1 month ago
โ–ฒ 56 r/SexWorkers

i'm in the US & just had my first ever british client ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿซ 

whewww honey i wished he wouldn't have been so shy & talked to me a little bit more ๐Ÿ˜‚ i've never met anyone with a british accent before i would have loved to ask him to pronounce a couple southern slang words for me but he probably would have thought i was a weirdo or something ๐Ÿคฃ don't judge me y'all ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 1 month ago
โ–ฒ 70 r/ClientCringe

โ€œclientโ€ showed up with no money & tried to leave a very obviously fake bracelet as โ€˜collateralโ€™ while he ran to the atm๐Ÿ™„

mind you, my rates & ALL of my information is on my ad, it's as detailed as you can possibly get, i made a โ€œmenuโ€ photo & add it to my photos bc 90% of these mf's from mega & skip don't read BUT they WILL look at the photos... so even if they don't read the text on my ad, they see the photo with literally ALL my info. i have what each service includes, how long the service is, whether it's FS or not, my location & that i'm incall only, how i expect them to introduce themselves, & most importantly it says that i only accept cash or cashapp.

he shows up, i let him in, we walk to my room & when we get in he asks if i can help him fasten his bracelet because it came off. this is important. i ask him how his day has been , tell him to make himself comfortable, & to please set the donation on the table. he says, oh about that ๐Ÿ™„ i'm like HERE WE GO ๐Ÿซฉ. i don't have cash, i didn't stop at the atm, do you have chime? i can pay you on chime. ummm no & you know damn good and well I DON'T because i always confirm with them before i send them my location that they saw my rates & information!!!!! he says well is there an atm here? "nope." well, can we do the service & i can leave my bracelet here as collateral while i run to the atm. hahahahahaha. "absolutely the fuck not i need payment before i even THINK ABOUT DOING ANYTHING!!" y'all i can't.

you know he probably has a million of these fake bracelets from amazon or something & does this shit all the time. god i hope & pray he's never been successful with this scam but i already know he wouldn't be trying it if he weren't successful at least once. ๐Ÿฅฒ

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u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 1 month ago
โ–ฒ 49 r/ClientCringe

saw this guy last night for a qv. lmaoooaooao

he told me last night that he's in town until the 28th for work & he was *"definitely going to come back and see me a few times before he left"*

it's always the cheap ass mf's who pay the least that say they don't want to be rushed. and they're going to be a regular/come see you all the time ๐Ÿ™„ i should have known better when he said he didn't want to be rushed.

u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 1 month ago
โ–ฒ 1 r/SexWorkers

of course the "video chat" scammers are back with a VENGEANCE!!!!!!

it's been so damn slow. i haven't had any video chat scammers in almost a year now & they're back in FULL FORCE! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’ i've had 5 scam texts since monday!! so fucking annoying. anyways just wanted to complain & make sure to let the newbies know these mf's are working overtime to try to take over your accounts! be careful and NEVER CLICK ANY LINKS SENT TO YOUR WORK NUMBER OR EMAIL!

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u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 1 month ago
โ–ฒ 41 r/ClientCringe

OH NO NOT THE PEOPLE WATCHING YOU IN A HOTEL PARKING LOT. IMAGINE THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE AT A HOTEL !!!!!!

yeah i rented out the entire hotel for the day so there will be no other people here. i'm the **only person in the entire world who will be present at the hotel we're meeting at** . other people at a hotel????? never heard of that

u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 1 month ago
โ–ฒ 59 r/ClientCringe

so sick of these misogynistic fucks.

๐Ÿคกi CaN sEe YoUrE iN a GrEaT mOoD tOdAy๐Ÿคก

because HE refused to follow the directions. it's really that easy. if you don't want to provide your name DON'T MOTHER FUCKING TEXT ME!

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u/brooklynnnn11 โ€” 2 months ago