r/DirtyPenPersonals

It’s summer. Hot. Steamy. Bikinis and martinis by the pool. All my girlfriends are in their Hot Girl Summer eras and spending their time bar-hopping and entertaining their next summer fling.

But me? Not me.

I want fall. I want pumpkin spice and cuffing season and sliding my hands into the ends of the arms of your sweater to lace my fingertips through yours.

I want something wholesome.

I miss being in the love bubble, baby. Goofy with the butterflies. Grinning at my phone, giggling and kicking my feet ‘cause some cute guy lit up the screen with a little message just for me.

Are you perhaps the cute guy? And if so, what do you say you and me cuddle up by the fire with some cocoa, a little moody music for the vibe (I’ve got the perfect playlist for this), and while away the evenings whispering sweet nothings (and the occasional witty retort) into each other’s ears?

My qualifications as lover girl:
- patient listener
- sorta nerdy, yapper
- very soft; excellent for cuddles and afternoon naps
- overly freaked out for a slightly autistic man with a yarn to spin about a subject approximately five people have heard of

If any of the above appeals to you...

Kiss me, I taste like marshmallows.

Hi Reddit!

I’m tired of not having anyone to talk to. Literally about anything and anything. I’ll tell you about my dogs and cats and you can tell me about how your boss is treating you like garbage. When I say anything I mean ANYTHING.

So here’s what I’m looking for; someone to chat with and to be friendly with, but also when we are in the mood to talk a little more NSFW. Want to ask me about a kink I’ve never tried but wanted to? Go for it! I’ll come up with something to ask you too.

A little about me I’m a 25 year old female from the US. I’m the biggest sweetheart you will ever meet, but I’m also very sarcastic and will tell you what I think. Get me to like you and I’ll do pretty much anything for you.

Being a genuine person is a MUST! Let’s get to know each other while also REALLY getting to know each other… if that makes sense. Anyways, if you’ve read this far and are interested send me a message answering this question; what is the sexiest part of the body to you? (Other than the obvious.)

Have a good night yall! :)

This started as an experiment with my husband. he loves watching porn and i did not, so we decided collectively to see how long it would take for me to get into it if I gave it a “fair shot” (read: watch for hours a day haha). We’re now a few months in and I am completely hopeless. My day has changed, my libido has changed, body has changed too. Perhaps most interestingly, though, my view of the world has changed a ton; this exposure to these hypersexualized teens has got me (at the age of 32) feeling like i have to compete! My libido was definitely on the higher side prior to the “experiment “, but I fantasize about a lot of what I have watched constantly now, and it turns out I am rather suggestible (make of that what you will hehe)

Anyway, come chat! Ask me about it, make me worse, convince me to do something i’ve only been fantasizing about (or that you’ve been fantasising about)- the world’s your oyster!

Hear from you perverts soon ;)

Quick note, though: please, please, please don’t shoot me a “send pics” I will not be responding to that

Let me be straightforward at the start. I, as an Arab girl, absolutely love white guys. With that out of the way, hello!

I’m hoping this is the start of some great conversations about white guys with non-white girls. Obviously those guys with a penchant for Middle East girls is going to be preferred but I’m definitely open to hearing about your experiences or fantasies about any kinds of girls outside of your race. I’m not going to get too explicit it about it here, but suffice it to say I’m a VERY safe space to let out all your ideas about girls like that.

Of course I don’t want the conversation to be one sided and I’m more than happy to answer questions or discuss about my experiences as well! While I’m currently single I have had my fair share of experience.

Even if this isn’t your top kink I hope you’ll still come by to chat as I’m open to lots of kinks so our conversation won’t necessarily be restricted to this topic. For example if you like girls with big tits and a love of anal, we’ll also have plenty to discuss!

I sincerely hope this has been interesting enough by now for you to send me a chat!

Hello everyone active in the dirtypenpersonals sub. Hope I’m welcome. I'm just looking to find a kind fl!rty intimacy connection with a mature man, I am 5'5 and slim fit . I'm tired of not having anyone to talk to. Literally about anything and anything, I’m open to most things. Let's talk about anything and see where the conversation goes

I'm not interested in nonsense or meaningless talks. I want something serious, someone who is willing to invest time and effort, and who genuinely wants to build a real connection.

A little about me I'm a 25 year old female from the US. I'm the biggest sweetheart you will ever meet, but I'm also very sarcastic and will tell you what I think. Get me to like you and I'll do pretty much anything for you.

Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to have someone actually see me not just look at me, but understand the loneliness behind the smile and the flirting behind the silence.

Tonight my mind is wandering in dangerous directions.
Maybe I just miss connection. Maybe I miss being wanted.Maybe I miss feeling like someone would stay up talking to me because they couldn't stop thinking about me.

If you're taken, married or dating someone else and want to ruin me, breed me, use me and make me do all those things that your wife will never consider even trying? Then come on down.... I'll be your eager little white slut.

If I sound like l'd be someone you'd have fun playing with, l'd love to hear from you! I can’t reply to every message, but I definitely read them all. Come talk to me. If we hit it off, you won’t regret it. Say your age, where you’re from, then the fun begins. Else l ignore you.

The title says it all. I want a bit of convo but will occasionally be horny and flirty, I'm the type of person where I almost enjoy the build up to sex more than sex itself so that shld give u an idea of what I want. I have lost all hope of ever having a normal/fulfilling sex life back. My husband won’t even kiss me. I’m just dying to be completely ravished. Have someone kiss me like they can’t get enough of me, or tease me until I’m dripping and begging for them. I’m dying to cum by someone else’s hands instead of my own every time.

I’m interested in sending videos/maybe moving to another app or anything crazy. I’m still looking for someone who can have me wet and needy just with their words. Preferably a taken man. I’m a curvy female and enjoy BWC. I am looking for interesting people to talk too and occasionally be horny with.

If my post interests you feel free to send me a message which includes your age, where you're based and what're you up to and pls don't ghost, we're adults, just tell me if you're not feeling this.

Bonus points if you're married., if you have read my post this far and are interested, I’d love to know something you’re passionate about!

If the title has caught your attention, let me tell you a bit about myself. I'm a 21yr old full time college student studying English & Psychology. If Afro-Latinas are your thing, then I'm your girl :) 4'11, chubby but curvy, long black curly hair, brown eyes, bilingual and absolutely obsessed with the color pink! Into all ethnicities but I have a preference for White or Latino men but don't let that discourage you as a good connection is what's most important. If I'm not studying or working on assignments I'm reading, writing, or baking.

Known about BDSM & Kinks for awhile but fairly new to wanting to explore my interests. As the title says I'm looking for a consistent Daddy Dom to chat with. I'm into certain aspects of DDLG but others I have not been able to fully experience yet. Searching for a caring and protective Daddy who wants to guide me, teach me, and help me give my brain a break from every day decisions or struggles. If you are looking for someone to make a genuine connection with, have friendly conversations but still have flirty/filthy fun then send me a message ;) Want to take things slow with texting/voice messages only to start.

Kinks: D/s, Praise, Degradation, DDLG, RP, Dirty Talk, Thigh Humping, CNC, Bondage, Sensory play, Spanking, Age-Gap, and MM

Limits: Anything toilet related, blood, lasting marks, gags, and anything illegal

If you have made it this far and are interested, please feel free to PM me! Tell me about your favorite hobby or the latest book you have read or what you love about being a Daddy Dom :)

Hello naughty ladies of Reddit! I’m looking to chat with a woman who’s had a train run on her. I assume that only a small percentage of you have ever experienced this. And an even smaller percentage that may want to chat about it. But it’s a topic and an activity that fascinates me and I’d be very interested in chatting with a woman who has this experience.

The right situation would have to be in place for this to even happen. Obviously, the single biggest requirement is a woman ready willing and able to take on several men, back to back to back. Even the sluttiest among you might not be up for that. And even if you were at one time, it doesn’t mean that the other required factors would be in place. A setting conducive to sexual escapades being carried out that would provide some level of privacy and not disturb others. And of course, multiple men present and desiring to engage in sex with one woman over a period of time.

I have so many questions! Among them are… What were the circumstances? Who were the guys? How many were there? How long did it last? Was it planned or spontaneous?

Hit me up! I’d love to chat.

Hey there, I'm Lexie, I'm 33! I'll get right to the point and say that if I were to meet you in person the first thing that would really shape your impression of me would be my ass. Sure, you might notice that I'm tall, or that I have a dark sense of humor. But, if you're like most people I know, the second I turn around I'll instantly become the girl with the big butt and everything else about our interaction will probably be an afterthought.

It doesn't matter if we have a great conversation, or if I'm standoffish and uninterested. If you think about me later you're going to inevitably come back to the thought of my butt.

I don't want to mistakenly paint a picture of myself as a total hottie. I'm a generally plain brunette and under normal circumstances I don't get hit on or approached by men or women. But the second I turn around or bend over it's like people pretend I'm someone else entirely.

It's why my husband first introduced himself to me in college, and I'm pretty sure I got my first real job because of it. It's simultaneously a blessing and curse. Finding pants that fit is hilariously difficult, but I'll also never get over the thrill of being admired, even if it can be embarrassing at times (and I do like a little embarrassment).

It's hard to exactly sum up the psychological effect of a body part being such a defining physical feature while also being very sexualized. In short I guess I've developed some pretty big kinks around objectification, humiliation, and maybe a small degree of exhibitionism.

So whats the point of this damned post lol? I guess I'm just looking to chat with partners who find the topic interesting. In my real life it's kind of an open secret that might get joked about, but here it can transparently be the reason that you want to talk to me.

Maybe you just like girls with big butts. Maybe you're a cis woman who wouldn't be attracted to me at all and just wants to commiserate. Open to all partners, just be chill! I've excluded mentioning anything ultra sexual or kinky related to the topic just to keep things light, but I'm happy to dive into the more X rated elements as well!

I only do reddit chat and prefer messages that are a little more developed than just "hey". I also don't always message back immediately, but I'll be around for a while!

About me: 25, female, married and neglected wife wanting more from this side of Reddit with taken male Redditors on here but i'm not interested in wrecking anyone's marriage or relationship.

There's a certain kind of excitement l've been craving the kind that sneaks up on you in quiet moments. Married life doesn't give me that anymore cos my bedroom is dead, but lately, I've been craving that spark again; the kind you have to keep secret. I’m looking for some online fun, and chatting. I simply need a distraction and some fun cos I’m ovulating.

idk, I've tried every approach. People are supposed to sell themselves, so I'm just... not doing that. I'm awful. You'll think I suck. I'll think you're the worst. We are now free to retreat to our respective trash cans and be grumpy about our bad luck.

If you only rely on your good looks, big d!ck, or whatever swagger to attract women, I'm likely not going to be interested. I tend to like sweet men that can hold a simple conversation (asking "how are you?" daily is not that). Be curious about me. I can also ask a few questions to see if I’m interested or not. I had a whole ass life before I met you.

Kindly include your age and where you’re chatting from in your response so I know you can read and are interested in a sl\\\*tty woman who really does want to meet a nice guy and make him feel like he matters too. I want that in return please. I would also love to explore sexual desires till every last of your pipe milk is splashed all over me

Box me your asI. I repeat, say your A S L first

25-55 only please.