r/DirtyPenPersonals

Okay so here’s me in a nutshell.. 24, Latina,long hair, big tits, big ass (I swear I get stopped for it more than my haircuts 😂). I’m single, in the mood, and honestly just wanna find a guy who can keep me entertained tonight. I’m not shy about being a bit filthy, I like teasing, talking about what I’d do, and building it up till we’re both a little breathless.

What turns me on most? Guys who can actually talk dirty without being creepy, mix a little humor, keep it playful, and show me you’ve got some imagination. I love the back and forth, like I’ll drop hints about what I’m wearing, maybe how I’m sitting, and you’ve gotta run with it.

If you’ve got stamina for some playtime and don’t mind a cheeky girl who pushes buttons, let me know. Let’s see how much trouble we can get into tonight.

and as usual I'm a bit horny and I'm in a mood for some playful, naughty fun with someone who's gonna validate me and feed porn. Show me your favourite stuff. Skip the boring "hi" or "hey" be exciting, be wild! Don't be shy; come on over.

Hey, I'm 25. I've recently realized that I am into older men. I haven't been able to act on what I feel. I'm a very awkward person so it makes it hard to chat with people to begin with. It's harder when I've never been more than just friendly with anyone older than me. I'm hoping to chat with some guys and build up my confidence. I would love to make older friends and be able to get closer with some guys. I am into how kind and caring older men can be. How funny and experienced they are. I enjoy how they make me feel safer and cared for. I am more of a homebody so going out to meet people isn't something that I do very often or at all. I recently met someone who made me realize how attractive an older man could be. I shocked myself with how comfortable I am with a large age gap. I may be nervous but I love chatting and I'm excited to talk to people! I want to know if older men find me interesting or attractive. I'm hoping to find someone I can have a long term thing with. It would be nice to build and learn more about each other

Are you a perverted freaky older man who likes white sorority whores. Your on reddit of course you do.

Hi I'm Taylor I'm 20 and a college slut. I am looking for a partner to chat with about all my dark kinks and desires. My main kinks are non-con, humiliation and, sexual torture. I enjoy talking about taboo desires as well as about me and my experiences. I'm looking for just a casual smutty conversation. Id prefer a back and forth not two hours and then a whole ass essay. I'm not interested in something irl. I tend to have very few limits other then vomit and scat, besides them feel free to ask about any kink. Real life still comes first so I cant always respond right away and if I don't want to talk about something respect that.

You get bonus points if you're

A Dad

A Professor

A Black Man

Into white girls

If your interested dm me with the password Bikini and tell me why your a freak.

A few topics I enjoy discussing: The Beach, Parties, Strip Games, Forbidden Relationships, Morally Grey relationships, Outfits, and Trauma.

I’m lonely, but not so lonely that I want to go out,
and awkward small talk in public. I’m just looking for someone fun to connect with online to talk dirty and sext with.

A little about me:

• 27F
• Animal lover
• Huge fan of horror movies
• Summer is my favorite season
• Sarcastic sense of humor
• Big on mutual respect and respecting boundaries
• I definitely enjoy flirting and dabbling in the sexting department when there’s chemistry

I’d be interested in finding a long-term sexting partner if we click, but I’m also open to something more casual and short-term. I’m pretty open-minded and willing to chat with anyone, as long as you’re respectful, mature, and know how to have a conversation.

SO, If you’re:
• Cool
• Fun
• Horny
• Respectful
• Not a creep or a pedo

Feel free to send me a message! I’d love to make some new connections and see where things go :)

175 words is LONG OMG. i can’t figure out what else to say. okay thanks hopefully this is good enough

Just got home and I’m feeling really lonely and horny. Hoping a nice strong man old enough to be my dad could fix all my problems and treat me like the good girl I am. I’m feeling really slutty and wet today so your help would be very much appreciated. I like all men, muscular or skinny, age I don’t mind but honestly the older the better. I’m 5’3, blonde, quite petite but a nice waist and round ass with perky tits. I’ll be your obedient little slut for an hour or two and possibly we can be fuckbuddies, or, in my case, a hole for you to use whenever you need to relieve some stress. Please tell me your age when you message me and what intrigued you about my post. As you can tell I love the ddlg dynamic but I also love being degraded and told how filthy and slutty I am, as well as being bred and told what a good girl I am. Don’t really have many limits other than the usual toilet stuff. So if this post interests you and you need a good girl to sit on your lap and gargle on your cock until you shoot hot ropes all over my face then definitely give me a message!

I have been going through it with macromastia for years now but I'm trying to make best of it, it's weird being a small short girl with just 30 pounds of boobs and makes everything harder when they are way way bigger than anyone elses. But I'd like to know what people think and chat about it if anyone wants to know anything.

Personally it makes me feel like a dairy cow when I have so much breast I havn't been able to have fitting bras for a couple of years, even custom sizes are out of the question because I have been growing so much it'd be useless ordering them.

But I'm probably weird that I don't even want a reduction despite how much they affect my life.. I want to get used to them even if they still get bigger still.

Also something I don't usually admit because it's embarrassing, is that I more or less only masturbate with my breasts.. Like doing massages and playing with my nipples, and I do it so much because my libido is so high. It even got to the point I accidentally induced lactation because I have been playing with them so much for years..

I’m a 25 y/o slutty and cheating wife here all alone, wanting to play with my fellow taken Redditors for a little thrill without the drama. Had another rough stressful day today, I'm about to take a long shower to cool off my nerves.

I don't know if this is chat or a role play or some blend. What
I *do* know is I need your cock shoved deep in my pussy, like *twenty fucking minutes ago.*

Yes, I *know* this is your work event. I tried to be good! It's been at least an hour and a half of big smiles and small talk and you *know* I hate that. Don't I deserve a treat? Can't you just follow me to the bathroom and lock the door?

I'll be quiet!

*Yes, I can be!*

I can! Trust me! Let me show you.

We'll turn on the water, they'll never know. Please babe, I'm dying. Let me feel you shove your way inside my body. Let me hear that low and long groan as you sink home just where you belong. Let all my needy hungers stare into your eyes as your hips give us both the relief we deserve.

Please, love. I'll be so much better at laughing at your dumb boss's jokes if I'm not thinking about how desperately I want you. Meet me in the bathroom in just a minute. It'll be good for *both* of us, I swear.

Kinks: I love cheating, breeding talk, creampies, rough and romantic sex, passion, men who try to be proper *(not mean/rude, guys come on)* but love their girlfriend/fiancee/wife too much to manage it, many more I'm forgetting because I just really need that cock right this second.

Limits: Gross stuff, rude men, mean men, degrading, violence, toilet related, etc.

Editing to add: don't just send me a lazy message or kinklist... Come on now fellas. Tell me your age and where you're texting from when you message me at least. Bonus points if you are taken/married. Show a woman the attention she deserves.

(I’M NOT A SELLER )

Just got home and I’m feeling really lonely and horny. Hoping a nice strong man old enough to be my dad could fix all my problems and treat me like the good girl I am. I’m feeling really slutty and wet today so your help would be very much appreciated. I like all men, muscular or skinny, age I don’t mind but honestly the older the better. I’m 5’3, blonde, quite petite but a nice waist and round ass with perky tits. I’ll be your obedient little slut for an hour or two and possibly we can be fuckbuddies, or, in my case, a hole for you to use whenever you need to relieve some stress. Please tell me your age when you message me and what intrigued you about my post. As you can tell I love the ddlg dynamic but I also love being degraded and told how filthy and slutty I am, as well as being bred and told what a good girl I am. Don’t really have many limits other than the usual toilet stuff. So if this post interests you and you need a good girl to sit on your lap and gargle on your cock until you shoot hot ropes all over my face then definitely give me a message!

I'm looking for a dominant man, ideally (though necessary) significantly older than me, who share similar kinks to chat with about all sorts of kinks in the sub/dom area preferably about things like masochism and cuckqeaning! Though I am open to other topics as well as long as they are on the rougher side ofd the spectrum!

About me, I am a 22 year old girl from Scotland. Standing a wee bit over 5ft with pale skin, blue eyes, thick voluminous curly ginger hair and freckles. I am very skinny with no big curves to talk about. Sexually, I am quite masochistic, and have always found that pain and pleasure goes very well together. I have a big inferiority kink, and I get very turned on by feeling inferior to other women which in turn goes into cuckqueaning which is one of my biggest fantasies! I am very into men significantly older than me, ideally at least twice my age, but there is no real upper limit! Other kinks include orgasm denial, manhandling, anal, throat fucking and just rough sex in general!

I am strictly straight, and am therefore only really interested in chatting with men, and I am also not interested in any bi-fantasies which involves me doing anything sexual/romantic with other women.

While I very much enjoy being treated like garbage in sexual contexts I do not stand for that kind of treatment outside of those contexts and will have zero tolerance for anyone who's being a arsehole outside of a sexual context!

Limits include pee, poop, spit, and anything illegal, people who cannot differentiate between kinks and real-life, and people who don't know the difference between being dominant and being a arsehole.

It's been a bit of a long day for me and I could honestly use some attention. I'm not much to look at (in my opinion anyways) but I do know that I have a big butt that I've always wanted to have worshipped by a cute attentive guy or girl. I really like having some sort of connection, even if it's just a minor one, before getting right into the naughty stuff, but i'm also pretty quick to open up to people if I find myself comfortable with them. Generally not into sending pics much these days due to some nasty past experiences, but if we really get along and continue to chat, there's a good chance that could probably change. in terms of kinks, i'm a switch but in a bit more of a dommy mood tonight. As far as kinks go, I will say that my absolute hard limit is hardcore scat and vomit. Some of my favorite kinks include facesitting/smothering, butt worship (obviously), dirty talk and huge cum loads. But, I'm pretty open to most things, so don't be shy! In fact, please let me know what you're into in your intro message so I know you read all of this.:)

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Hey, I'm 23. I've recently realized that I am into older men. I haven't been able to act on what I feel. I'm a very awkward person so it makes it hard to chat with people to begin with. It's harder when I've never been more than just friendly with anyone older than me. I'm hoping to chat with some guys and build up my confidence. I would love to make older friends and be able to get closer with some guys. I am into how kind and caring older men can be. How funny and experienced they are. I enjoy how they make me feel safer and cared for. I am more of a homebody so going out to meet people isn't something that I do very often or at all. I recently met someone who made me realize how attractive an older man could be. I shocked myself with how comfortable I am with a large age gap. I may be nervous but I love chatting and I'm excited to talk to people! I want to know if older men find me interesting or attractive. I'm hoping to find someone I can have a long term thing with. It would be nice to build and learn more about each other