r/HappyMassageEndings

Here’s the full breakdown of what happened today
This all started when I showed up to work at 5:30 to work but since it was slow I got sent home. Instead of going home I cracked open a truly and search up some massage parlors near me. After staking out a couple I land in front of one and full sended.

When I rang the door and was let inside this HOT mid thirties Asian woman dressed in a black dress (showing lots of cleavage and it was a very short dress) leads me to a room. She asked how long and I said 30 minutes. When she comes back in she makes a comment about how big and handsome l am. She then instructs me to undress. I get dressed down to my underwear and land down. The first 5 minutes of the massage are "normal", but then she moves to my legs and before beginning on them she completely removes the sheet and takes my underwear off for me. She works my legs briefly and then she reaches between my legs and softly strokes my already very hard dick. Then she walked out to get a hot towel leaving me briefly disappointed. But when she's done with the towel she tells me to flip and offers and handjob and sex. I pay for a handjob and then she goes to town on my cock. Her technique was amazing and I last 2 minutes MAX. Afterwards she cleans me up and gives me water.

When I get home I do myself a couple times because I was still so horny. Then I take a nap.
When I wake up I'm horny again, so ofc I go back.

This time I'm greet by a less attractive and older Asian lady in a red dress sorta like the first woman.
She leads me to a room and watches me strip naked. After I lay down she begins the massage by kissing my cheek which I love (she did that a couple times). I could tell this woman was in a hurry though, I showed up 30 minutes before close so l get it. The massage on my back side last like 10 minutes. When I turned over she really wanted to give me full on sex (more money) but I just did the hand job. Despite me finishing 3 times today this lady was still able to make me finish in under 3 minutes again. I will absolutely be going back.

In lieu of cash, do these places typically accept Visa gift cards or similar?

Hello! In Orlando Florida here. just wanted to share my first time experience here. I was pretty stressed out with work and decided it was time. It was so insanely easy. I drove 10 minutes to the closest massage parlor, paid $60 for 30 minutes. This cute little Asian girl took me to my room. I got undressed, laid there, and waited anxiously. She walks in and immediately pulls back the towel. She starts a real massage and I knew instantly I was getting lucky, this girl has never given a massage in her life!! Within 5 minutes of her touching my thighs, my butt, and my cock from the back, she was laid across my back whispering in my ear asking what else I wanna do here. I could feel everything. She said it was $100 but I negotiated to $40. Flipped me over and gasped. “It’s huge“ she says. She could comfortable fit both of her tiny hands on my throbbing cock. Her face lit up. She started stroking me like I’ve never experienced before, laid across my body kissing and licking all over. I couldn’t hold on for more than 3 minutes with this girl. I exploded all over the place and she squealed “you cum so much“. Not even 30 minutes and I was out the door with a grin on my face. Best $100 I ever spent. Super easy, discreet, and I’ll definitely be going back! Don’t be scared of your first time, it’s easy!

I have to brag, because I have a parlor just 5 min from my house that is just awesome. I’ve been going for a couple years but this past fee months I have taken it up a notch. Rather than waiting though the massage to be touched (massages have been pretty good), I have my lady sit next to me while we watch some porn together. She is always very interested! and she lightly brushes my cock, while I rub her pussy over her leggings (she sometimes wears shorts for me and even got a thong for me).

after a bit I have her lie down face up and suck on her titties before rubbing her bare pussy (with some oil of course). she never lets me penetrate her but squirms around in pleasure while I rub her clit.

after that I lie down with porn playing on my phone through the head rest and she just massages my ass and balls and cock, alternating between edging me or massaging me. she does this for a good 45 min before I either cum or roll over for her to finish me off.

it’s just wonderful!

#4HEM

I’m new to facebook marketplace. I clicked on a risqué post of a woman selling a baseball jersey. Now the algorithm is inundating me with sexual content including offers for massage services.

I know these are probably scammers. Can someone confirm?

These all happened more than a decade ago.

There was a place in my city that had a reputation for being immune from the law despite being only two blocks from a police station (I'm sure cops visited it often, just not on duty), had a nondescript name about being a "sauna" instead of a massage place, and yet a reputation for all the staff being older, they were all above 40, possibly even above 50. In a phase of looking for happy ending massages, I had to check it out of curiosity.

First time: I was greeted by a woman at the front. It's a small place that only had one lady working at a time and only one massage room. She said her name was Linda (yeah obviously not her real name) and though she didn't tell me I learned in a later encounter that she was the owner. She was in her 60s and frankly in hindsight I'm a little embarrassed I paid for such low standards, she was not a fit MILF but obese, long stringy blonde hair, and a voice that indicated she's probably smoked her whole life. But again this was mostly curiosity, so I paid for a half hour "massage", and she took me out back. She could clearly sniff out what I wanted immediately because she offered a "nude massage" for an upsell and gave me the password to greet any ladies in the future to get "the full menu", and then asked if I wanted to shower first. I said yes and she took me to the bathroom. It was not exactly a bastion of cleaningness and I noticed there wasn't even a bathrobe available. But regardless I showered up and headed out to the massage room right nearby where she met me in a silk robe so maybe there's only one and that's where it went. I didn't even put a towel on but out of a mixture of nervous and excitement put my hands over my penis in an obvious failed cover up but kind of also stroked it. She noticed and said something like "haha already stroking! You little pervert" (in about as affection of a tone as she could) and then asked if I was nervous, after I responded "a little" she said "Well don't be, we've been open for 50 years, we have about 8 ladies who work here, we're all older, but hopefully worth your while." She dropped the robe....very large and yet VERY saggy tits which admittedly would definitely be someone's thing, a vagina that wasn't even visible with all the rolls, and then turned around and grabbed some massage oil...cellulite galore on that butt, but also some pleasant plumpness. I got face down on the table and she started with a very lousy massage which was mostly just her giving me a light rub and regularly stroking between my legs. But it's not like I was here for the massage. She had me flip not too long in, immediately took my cock between her tits and despite the lack of attractiveness was able to stimulate me to rock hardness. She then asked me very bluntly if I wanted more she could grab a condom for an upsell, I said no, but she then asked very bluntly if I'd like a finger up my ass for no extra cost, in my experimental mood I said yes, she grabbed a rubber glove from the corner, lubed it up and then inserted it anally and stroked the cock with her other hand. I came fairly quickly and she cleaned me up, I got dressed as did she, she greeted me outside, gave me a small water bottle, and sent me on my day.

About a year or so later I had an yearning to check out the place again. This time I was greeted by a woman who was also near or at least past 60 but not as many wrinkles...still pretty chubby, and with short "Boomer woman" hairstyle like the Golden Girls with dark black hair...not my thing either but this was another "any port in a storm" situation. She introduced herself as "Angel", I gave her the password and paid for a half hour plus another nude upsell, she welcomed me back and asked if I wanted to shower again which I did....still no bathrobe. In the massage room she was still clothed what she had outside and just undressed in the room. Also big tits although not super saggy, also overweight and possibly obese but not full of rolls, a very full bush, and an also heavy in cellulite but still decent butt. One thing that stood out to me is that she had pretty cute feet and clearly got pedicures regularly with a cute red color on her toes. She had a far more pleasant and nurturing personality and gave a much better massage with much nicer and softer hands. Honestly I think that sweetheart personality made up for the looks somewhat. Similar thing with her brushing between my legs facing down and we talked a bit, she asked if I had been here before, I said yes and saw Linda who she informed me was the owner, I talked about how long she had done this line of work, and she said for about a decade now, she did in her 20s, got a day job, got laid off, couldn't find a new one and opted to return. She also mentioned at one point her daughter was 38 so you can do the math for her age, although I think she had her at a pretty young age. After the flip she gave me the same offer, I declined full service but she put on a glove, fingered my ass, stroked me with the other hand to cum, and then cleaned me up, got dressed, gave me a hug outside, and sent me on my way with another water bottle again. In hindsight I regret not asking her if I could give her a foot rub.

The third and final time happened after a couple more years and a recently ended relationship. I was depressed and in a dry spell, and opted to go to that old standby. I was greeted by woman out front who is probably the closest to conventionally attractive of the three, she was definitely the youngest, probably "only" about 51 or so although she may have even been just late 40s, a very "librarian" look, long brown hair and thick frame glasses. She introduced herself as "Maura", I gave her the password and paid for an hour with a "nude" upsell, she took me out back and to the shower again. Still no bathrobe by the way. She met in the massage room without the glasses wearing a slip on lingerie gown, and asked me if I would prefer she just get naked there or undress later, I asked for instant nudity, she seemed slightly disappointed but slipped it right off to wearing only panties that she immediately took off. Body wise...tits were the smallest of the three but also most firm. Lots of wrinkles and a C-section scar on the front. The most in shape of the three, maybe slightly overweight but just slightly, and a bit blessed with the backside, ass was smooth and firm, pussy fully shaven. I inquired about full service and she said that was an extra $150, of which I took out loads of extra cash at the ATM a block away for this and paid her it. We started with the massage...she was actually rather good at it, I chatted again, asked how long she did this, she told me that she had been doing it on and off since her 20s, she also was a bartender somewhere "out in the suburbs" and told me the most surprising job of hers is that she used to have a part-time bookkeeping position at her Lutheran church that she still volunteers at and joked about how she's really ran the gamut of jobs. Stroked me between my legs again and then came the flip, after a couple minutes she grabbed a rubber and fitted over my rock hard cock, and the asked me to get up so she could lay down. She laid on the table, spread her legs and I inserted myself into her and thrusted and thrusted. I admittedly didn't last long and exploded soon but she didn't seem to mind, after I pulled out she got up and had me get back on the table, she went ahead and put her panties back on and then removed the rubber and cleaned me off, also washing her hands in the towel, and then still giving a bit of a gentle rub and massage rubbing her fingers in my hair. At the end she said something like "You were a naughty boy today" and asked me to stand up and bend over the table. I was a bit struck but complied...and she then proceeded spank me and gave me ass about 6 or so playful smacks. I think this was intended to be a teaser of possible future services. She then said feel free to return if I was "feeling naughty" and to get dressed. She met me out front again dressed and in her glasses, gave me a hug and water, and I was on my way again. This is the only time in my life I've paid for full service.

I never went to that place again and a couple years later it was either shut down or closed for other reasons, but hey some memories there. Not my proudest or most amazing sexual encounters of course, but I could argue most unique.

26y/o guy living in upstate NY. Had been looking into HE places and parlors, browsing the sites and reviews out here. Lots of closed spots, some shut down by LE. Finally pulled the trigger and was surprised at how nervous I was! The thought of an AMP was so mf hot but sketchy enough to make my lil guy a bit shy. Called to make a same-day appt a few hours ahead and showed up to the front. Clean looking storefront and the MMS walked me in after asking if I had an appt. Walks me to the back rooms and out comes a petite lil asian lady, older but def a looker. Like a sexy asian wife, maybe 40s to 50s. Nice black lingerie, big tits just ready to pop out. She didn't speak english too well and apologized but I said it was perfectly fine. She starts playing with my hair and giggling, running her soft hands down my arm and taking my hand to our room where I paid house fee for 30 min. TS was offered and I immediately said yes and got down to bare after she left for a min. She came back quicker than I could undress and I realized i was hella nervous, shocked that I even followed through. Made sure to be extra nice and respectful which 100% paid off. I got piercings & ink so maybe they knew I was the furthest thing from LE lol. Got nude and immediately wrapped the towel around me to go shower, where she smacked my ass laid me down and got naked too. Another girl walked by and said "good time!" and we all had a lil laugh. My god that was all I needed to get going. Felt her hands going around the balls and she paid extra attention to my ass & just barely put enough pressure to tease so good. Junior was still a bit soft but after the cleaning, she laid on me for a great Nuru full of body kisses and just feeling her tits glide all over me had me solid and ready. As she's gliding up I suddenly feel her warm mouth fully take me in and she gives it a good min before we clean up, heading back to the room. She asked me to tip however much I want and I threw down a $150. She seemed a bit shocked and I wondered if I overpaid but it paid off. She runs to grab a rubber and sets it aside to start an average massage, dry. Not bad but not GREAT yk. After the flip I was back to soft but she climbed right on me, started licking my nipples and by now I've got hands on her too and its getting super hot. She slipped on the rubber fast and by that point, she was ready to sit on it and ride. Licking and playing with her nipples got some good reactions. We go at it for a few but something got into me and I gently pushed her down into mish. Coulda been a good actress but she seemed surprised that I was getting into I let her know I'm gonna cum and she starts saying "YES YES CUM" and bam right into the bag after hearing that. Cleanup was quick with hot towel, followed by a HARD arm stretch with her knee on my back that made me grunt but it was great. She laughed and gave me a quick massage to finish up our time. Before leaving she seemed real into my shades and modeled them in the mirror, to which I told her they were def her style lol it was a nice moment. She told me to come again and ask for her, and to come in thru the back next time. MMS said goodbye and was hella friendly too. My god I've found a new hobby.

Hey everyone, I wanted to ask but have any of you chose to walk out if you didn't find the masseuse attractive enough for you or no. I went to one once and while she was all right, there was another who was arguably a lot more attractive but I had no idea she was there until I left the room.

The second thing I wanted to ask was if you would still get ba happy ending if you paid with a credit card or does it have to be cash?

Posting for a friend. He was at a massage parlor and was engaging in a sexual act with the worker. He briefly took his phone out because he wanted to record part of it, and she immediately saw the phone and thought he was recording her.

She got extremely upset, took his phone, had a coworker look through it, and threatened to take photos of him and call the police because she believed he had recorded her while she was naked.

He repeatedly insisted there was nothing on the phone, showed it to them, and eventually she calmed down and said she wasn’t going to escalate it further, although still agitated, just that he shouldn’t come back.

He’s now freaking out that she still thinks he secretly kept footage and might come looking for him, or could still go to the police later.

Realistically, if she decided not to escalate in the moment, is this likely over? Also, do you think there are hidden cameras in those massage rooms?

Thank you..

I’m a 28 yo male. I stumbled into a great massage parlor by my house. I walk in and felt like i was going to get lucky here. I travel for work so not my first time getting a massage. It’s important to note that not EVERY massage parlor I’ve been to gives extras.

I pay 40$ for 30 min massage. It didn’t take long once I was on the bed for me to realize I was going to get something. She really focused on my butt and inner legs.

I turn over and she goes “tip” while holding my penis.

I already gave her a 20$ before the massage so I hand her a 20$ and she asks for more. I said I’d give her $40 more. I probably offered too much. She took it. I got what I wanted.

I wanted to ask what’s a typical pricing structure for this?

I’m happy to pay for the massage but what’s a good starting point for $$$

I revisited a local reliable place recently and was told by the young mamasan at the door that it was now "under new management" and that it was legitimate. She asked if I'd visited before and I answered, honestly, yes. She reiterated it had changed and was I sure I wanted a "genuine massage". My brain calculated quickly that I could either answer "no thanks" and leave looking like a pervert, or "yes" and have an unsatisfying session. Stupidly, I picked option number 2.

I was walked to the room by a portly, older provider. As she was Asian it was impossible to know her exact age, but I was fairly sure she was old enough to get a free bus pass. Not that I usually mind but her neatly pressed uniform just added to the fact that this was no longer the villainous place it once was. Both mamasan and provider reminded me (again) that it was a legit place and that I was required to wear the paper pants provided and that mamasan would return "randomly in 15 minutes to check everything is ok". I resigned myself that I'd wasted my money.

The massage started and, sure enough, at the 10min mark the front desk Nazi returned to ensure nothing fun was happening. It wasn't. When she left I joked with the provider that maybe now she was gone I could remove the pants. We laughed but she made it clear that no, the new management was very strict. I sighed.

Trying to relax into the massage helped for a while, but after another 10mins my body started to naturally react and my cock swelled up like it had been attacked by a gang of angry bees. My demeanor started to shift and, knowing I was being activated without any release, it went from relaxing to frustrating. I found myself basically rutting against the mattress. I asked to turn over in the hopes that some fresh air might alleviate the overall groin tension but the pent up frustration just kept mounting.

I asked again if there was any remote chance of relief, could I even just touch myself. 'no, no' was the hurried response, 'cannot'. My emotions felt like I was being injected with testosterone and a sedative at the same time. My cock remained disappointed and heavy. She tried her best to continue the massage but every touch felt like a tease. It almost became painful.

At the 45 min mark she started glancing at the door which had a small, clear window inserted high up, clearly for mamasan to spot check. And then she did something I shall be forever grateful for. She slid one fat hand down inside the paper pants and gripped my chubby shame stick. The feel of her old hand wrapped around my shaft was like sinking into a warm bath after a long day. She tugged it for no more than four or five pumps while reminding me to stay quite and I unloaded an absolute monster of batter across my own stomach. I wanted to growl out the banshee cry of an animal released from a trap, but I stay respectful and just let out a long, deep sign. I was like someone lifted a bag of sand off my soul.

If nothing else, it acted as a reminder of why I occasionally go. Sometimes nothing quite cleans out the pipes like a true spa experience.

Hi im susie 18 f ive always had a fantasy of a happy ending but didnt know how to even do it or if its even possible for girls cause the only thing u see about them is guys honestly if it is possible how do i go about it or do it ?

Title says it all. I somehow broke it before climax. I felt so shocked and stupid when I finished and looked down to see my protection ripped. She didn’t actually say anything or get upset. But I can just assume she was. I feel bad about the whole thing. I just apologized and left.

So I go to my usally place . Totally legit , good massage and I have this new girl . As usual I get on table naked and she come in start the massage and then I try one of the trick . She let me touch the ass . But not give HE . She say no no . But then when the flip she whispered to my ear you can masturbate then she sit in front off me watch me play with my seft while still massage the front of me . When in finish she giggled and use the towel the clean me up . She even touch my dick but still no HE . I don't get it . It she teasing me or she wait for next time ?

Three times in a row with good experiences?!

I feel so fortunate that a new spot appeared, or at least it is new to me.

Saw a post on the internet and it had all the green flags that it might be worth checking out so a few weeks ago I decided to drive by to scope it out and sure enough, it was inviting enough for me to peek in.

I was hoping for a young cutie to greet me and bingo, it looked like the right type of place. Short skirt, little English, someone calling me baby and a private room.

I forget the fake name she gave me but it was something like Mia. She had me lay down and fast forward to the massage, about 15 minutes in after a nice massage, the soft fingers start to roam and play with my balls and I started getting hard. I couldn’t lay flat so I lift my butt and Mia started playing more with my butt as well.

I flip and make it known I want it all and she’s ok with what we agree on.

She starts with a BBBJ and a bit of 69. I know it’s not the safest but it’s one of those “ah fuck it” situations and i go to town. It’s been fine thank god but anyway, we’re both enjoying it and we know it’s time to fuck.

My hard cock goes inside and she seems like she’s enjoying it so we go in several positions from classic missionary to doggy to her riding me too.

Lasted a respectable 20 min and had some good service after. Looking forward to keeping this place a regular spot.

After a long day, I decided to get a 30 minute massage at my local parlor. I’ve been here a couple times and every time it’s always a happy ending.

Today was absolutely crazy. This lady’s first motion was running her hands down my back straight to my ass and asked if it was good and i immediately said yes.

fast forward, she’s grazing my ass and i give her the signal and next thing you know im on all 4s with this older chinese lady 2 fingers deep in me while stroking me from behind.

Absolutely proper finger fucking me for a good 5-10 mins. it was an insane experience. she flipped me around and finished me off with 2 hands.

god bless her soul.

Has anybody ever found someone that asks for payment ahead of time for services to book an appointment? Seems legit, but it almost seemed too easy to find this person's information suggesting MP services.