u/Boredasf806

The most stupid experience I ever had.

Everything starts going as usual. Then as the L3 kicks off, the bed has a headboard that keeps hitting on the wall. It literally sounds animated when we’re doing it. She immediately notices it herself and puts her hand on it to prevent it from making noise. I keep going and she decides she wants to change position. New position, and the headboard is hitting the wall again. At this point I’m feeling kind of nervous. 1. There’s a separate business next door that can hear everything. 2. It’s a felony in my state, so I’m going straight to county jail if LE is called.

After maybe 5 minutes of trying to go slowly, and trying three different positions to prevent the bed from hitting the wall. I finally got her in doggy at the edge of the bed, but just after a few pumps she angrily jerks herself away. Points at the bed and tells me to lay. She comes and rips the rubber off and starts aggressively stroking it while smacking her lips and huffing and puffing.

Normally at the end would have gotten a hug, kiss on the cheek, a thank you come again with a mini water bottle. But honestly I was so annoyed I just walked myself out wondering wtf even happened.

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u/Boredasf806 — 12 days ago

The most stupid experience I ever had.

Everything starts going as usual. Then as the L3 kicks off, the bed has a headboard that keeps hitting on the wall. It literally sounds animated when we’re doing it. She immediately notices it herself and puts her hand on it to prevent it from making noise. I keep going and she decides she wants to change position. New position, and the headboard is hitting the wall again. At this point I’m feeling kind of nervous. 1. There’s a separate business next door that can hear everything. 2. It’s a felony in my state, so I’m going straight to county jail if LE is called.

After maybe 5 minutes of trying to go slowly, and trying three different positions to prevent the bed from hitting the wall. I finally got her in doggy at the edge of the bed, but just after a few pumps she angrily jerks herself away. Points at the bed and tells me to lay. She comes and rips the rubber off and starts aggressively stroking it while smacking her lips and huffing and puffing.

Normally at the end would have gotten a hug, kiss on the cheek, a thank you come again with a mini water bottle. But honestly I was so annoyed I just walked myself out wondering wtf even happened.

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u/Boredasf806 — 12 days ago
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Accidentally broke the rubber.

Title says it all. I somehow broke it before climax. I felt so shocked and stupid when I finished and looked down to see my protection ripped. She didn’t actually say anything or get upset. But I can just assume she was upset. I feel bad about the whole thing. I just apologized and left.

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u/Boredasf806 — 2 months ago

Accidentally broke the rubber.

Title says it all. I somehow broke it before climax. I felt so shocked and stupid when I finished and looked down to see my protection ripped. She didn’t actually say anything or get upset. But I can just assume she was. I feel bad about the whole thing. I just apologized and left.

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u/Boredasf806 — 2 months ago