r/KenyanRelationships

Looking for my Queen

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British gentleman,30, based between London & Nairobi

What I'm looking for:

A genuine, feminine, 21+ Kenyan woman who enjoys the soft life and appreciates being taken care of. Someone real, discreet, loyal, and drama-free who knows how to hold a conversation and enjoys being spoiled.

What I offer:

No games and no time-wasting. Proper dinners, getaways, shopping, and consistent monthly support for who I vibe with. I believe in taking care of my person and making life easier.

About me: 6'0, fit, clean cut, well-spoken, funny when you get to know me. I drink socially, I don't do clubs much anymore, and I value chemistry and respect over everything.

If that sounds like you, send me a message with a bit about you. Let's see if we click.

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u/Quiet-Success-4771 — 1 day ago

Anyone real here

Last three months have been really tough for me in terms of everything and I feel like the only thing that will make me feel better is a nice pair of shoulders I can rest my legs on

I’ll make this quick I’d rather talk more in the DM’s anyways

28F in Nairobi looking for something really causal but intense fucking maybe once or twice a week depending on our schedules I’m soft, plus size and love a good hard fuck

Please do not message me if you’re between the ages of 18-27

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u/Exciting_Pineapple70 — 3 days ago

Naoverthink?

So there this girl that I've been seeing for a year now and we were good though normal quarrels za kawaida..so lately she's been acting really weird na ukimuuliza anasema she's okay.She is easily mad at me for literally any slight thing and always say my story's irritate her.She someday said if i can go deep and fast during the deed .Then says Why does our s*x feel different from the first time we met.She then said she wants rim me which I objected.She always bring an argument dating up to last year as the reason shes behaving weirdly...like for instance when i said i regret meeting her and then called her a Disgrace[she had posted about enjoying my time with him before i can look for the father of my kids]She can shut herself for a day or two and then be all joyful once again.For instance Leo alinitext nikiwa nimelala mchana since mi hukua job night shift and juu sijareply on time sai sioni dp.And when I ask her if she's always behaving this way to get me out of her life ama she's cheating anakasirika kabisa sasa and say she hates my way of thinking.So my question is does all ladies behave this way as I think natafutiwa makosa due to their being a possibility of another man in the picture.She can't let me touch her phone and when i did it once she switched it off..then upon returning to her place she video called me and shared her screen.This is weird cuz I wanted to check it myself when she was at my place and she refused. SHE adamantly refuses to say there being another man and constantly says she's dating me alone.Any advice is welcome

u/ConstantPicture9796 — 6 days ago

Breakup

It's been a while since we broke up. A long time. But I haven't been able to clean after myself I just want to sleep afterwork. I have become an alcoholic. The thing is I work him and also the girl he picked is a colleague and they live closeby so I see them leaving the same house. I don't know if I am justifying my auto pilot state or this is what you(reader) had been in my situation would have felt. Am wondering if this is survival mode, autopilot or am just lazy. The good thing is I no longer text him I keep it to myself most times. I also no longer cry.

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u/Smooth_Mud_2256 — 8 days ago

Marie Stoo...p

So last night I found a message from a friend, Mary asking me to call her midday as she needed my help on something...but it was already too late juu nliona message usiku and it was from the previous day. So I text her I'm sorry I didn't see her text and she replied today morning around 4a.m.

On June she had mentioned that she hadn't had her P's and had pregnancy scares. We were pretty close and definitely cracked every chance we got....from home, hotels, bnbs, parked by the road side...we really had a time. She had also said jokingly like 3 weeks ago nimemtupa nikama nlipata mtu na nichunge tusipatane maternity. Anyway since April hajaleak anything🫠.

So apparently she went to Marie Stops jana but was afraid and just sat there and went back home. Planning on going back there next week and get it done but she is still in fear and would like me to go with her.

​For context on why keeping it isn't an option:

  1. She is 51 and I'm 26.( I know age is just a number but walk with me...)
  2. She is married with 4 kids and the family is Okay-ish.
  3. Her career is really shooting up and this will slow her down.
  4. Did I mention bwanake is deep in politics, rolling with scary people.
  5. This doesn't matter that much but sasa niko na kagirlfriend and she is just about to move in with me.

Wangwana mnaona nifanye vipi?

UPDATE: She did a test and yea ako nayo also talked to the doc at Marie Stops it's doable even at 4 month just a bit tedious

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u/306_the_room — 9 days ago

Cuckolds in Kenya — how many of you actually practice it with your girl/wife?

How many men here are actually cuckolds?

Curious to know how many of you are into it and if you’ve successfully practiced it with your girlfriend or wife.

If you do practice it:

How did you first bring up the fetish to her?

How did she react?

Does it work well in real life or does it stay mostly fantasy?

DMs are open if you’d rather talk privately.

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u/Lonely_Youth_7771 — 12 days ago

I need a sidechick

Im being honest and straight to the point.
Nataka side chick . Bora tu uwe drama free.
Then tell me what you want . Just Be funny and nice. And playful etc.
simple ivo tu.

Dm me

Watu wa matusi comment section niyenyu.

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u/Think_Tanka — 11 days ago

Finding My Homegirl a Fine Woman

Heey.

My Homegirl 27 is Bi and wants so bad to be laid by a Woman. She too is good in bed. Any one interested can DM I link the two of you.

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u/ShadowNet004 — 13 days ago

Hii Baridi isikumalize my love

If you're there

Still under the sheets

Tossing and turning with every scroll

Self-cuddling sufficiently so you don't freeze to death

Me too Boo

But I gatchu girl😉

Lemme give you something warm to hold on to🤭

And no,it is not a laptop charger adapter😂

Every chat request will be given full undivided attention🥹

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u/Old-Lobster1732 — 13 days ago