r/THCaFlower

I usually go with chd or cc but, I decided to go with tvn for my first time and it’s some fire for sure. Thank you guys for the recommendation. The flower is extremely dank, it straight hits you in the nostrils as soon, as you open the bag.

I’ve only tried the carts because, thats what I originally ordered and
I completely forgot about the free 3.5 for, the first order.

Space queen has me completely blasted as
I type this, it’s probably one of my new favorites. Flavorades/ Vuze is the best of the best ifykyk. Thank you tvn!! I will definitely be ordering again.

Sorry if the pics are bad, I suck at taking them.

Pic 1: Lemon Skunk – Frosty Moose
Pic 2: Kombucha – Frosty Moose
Pics 3 & 4: G41 x Coffin Candy – Smoke Proper

I usually stick with my regular guy for flower and only buy concentrates online, but after seeing strong reviews for TTUSA I decided to try one from each brand. I even got the Kombucha 1/8th for free with my order.

Lemon Skunk: Dense, medium-sized, super frosty nugs. Smelled citrusy and hashy with clear lemon terps, but lacked the skunky punch I was hoping for. Smoked well and got the job done. 6/10

Kombucha: This free 1/8th came in two huge nugs and was straight LOUD. Super gassy, funky fruit aroma and flavor with excellent smoke and an uplifting high. Easily the best of the three. 9/10

G41 x Coffin Candy: Smaller nugs but great bag appeal—super fruity, gassy, and creamy aroma. Soft and easy to break up. Haven’t tried it yet, but based on the smell and looks alone I’m giving it a solid 7/10. Smoke Proper usually delivers from what I’ve seen.

All three were well-cured, not dry at all, and had that perfect kinetic-sand grind. Definitely worth the money at a fair price point. I’ll be back!

it looks good. it’s DRY as fuck. i really hope a pack with fix this. i’ve had dry packs in the past, but fuck lol. now i know why it was on sale even stating its exotic lmao.

i haven’t smoked it. i’m gonna put it in a jar for a couple days with a pack and see what’s up

“Grandmaster Funk” - Grand Master Kush and GMO.

This flowers color is a blend of green, purple, and creams throughout. There are clusters of orange/amber stigmas and a very uniform, heady, protruding trichome coverage on the flowers. Quite heady inside and out.

This flower came tightly manicured upon arrival inside the collectible, themed, trust off jar. The structure seems to be medium to large nugs that are tree/diamond shaped but very thick. The flower is higher side of med/high density - meaning 1/4-1/3 squeeze with bounce back. The feel is greasy/tacky. The breakdown is a greasy, sticky pull apart flower with a light stem snap. Very resinous flower. Great moisture content, dry/cure.

Loud and Funky! The smell is a gassy / diesel mixture of savory garlic funk, earthy pungent diesel, a sharp pine, a feces (skatole) scent, and light sweet/creamy kush all blended together. There are lingering floral notes, earthiness, creamy/savory butter, pinewood/needles, and herbal hops on the backend. When broken down a more intense savory, garlic funk… earthy, pungent diesel comes forth with some sharp feces and light herbal/floral notes come forth more.

The taste is a creamy, buttery, savory, garlic funk… with an earthy, pungent diesel with a touch of feces, light pine, and a touch of sweet/creamy kushiness make up the forefront of the taste on this gassy/diesel monster. There are still lingering savory, floral, and pinewood/needles notes with an earthy, herbal hops backend.

The smoke is smooth through the glass piece with the slightest tickle and really smooth vapors through the Camouflet vape.

The effects are indica dominant hybrid. A heavy body blanket of numbness. A weighed down yet floaty body. Can be couch locky/sedative. A chest/eye pressure, eyes low, a euphoric, happy, and chill headspace. Relaxed and vibing 😎 for the gas lovers!

Taste matches the nose exactly — pine/lemon all the way through, smooth burn with good flavor retention until the very end. Burn quality could be a touch cleaner, might improve with some jar time.

Effects were genuinely good for greenhouse, and honestly a pleasant surprise coming from TSB. I shop there all the time, but you learn to keep expectations in check — they’re kind of the Walmart of the industry. This one exceeded that.

Biggest gripe: burn could be cleaner and I’d like a bit more legs on the high, but I’m really nitpicking at this point. This is a gem, and nothing like the other Candy Gas cuts I’ve grabbed from TSB over the past year.

Value is where this really shines — $40-50 an ounce, you can’t go wrong here unless pine/lemon terps just aren’t your thing.

Grabbed this from THCA Small Buds. Smell is earthy diesel up front with a little citrus creeping in on the exhale — nose is genuinely one of the better parts of this one.

Effects were honestly kind of lackluster for what I paid. It does work, don’t get me wrong, but there’s stuff on their site half the price that hits just as hard. Hard to justify grabbing this again unless you’re specifically paying for bag appeal and the smell, because that’s really what the extra cost is buying you here.

Not a bad flower, just not a value pick. If you want potency-per-dollar, look elsewhere on their menu first.

Review- Trainwreck from CBD Hemp Direct

Cure 9/10: It's got a great moisture level and is fresh. Terps are still intact.

Aroma 9/10: loud old school citrus.

Effects 9/10: cerebral, uplifting, and happy. It makes things bright and music sounds good.

Overall 9/10: I really enjoy the effects of this one. The old-school terps are fire. It's a little stimmy, but that's really my only complaint.

“Benanimals” (smalls) - Ben-N-Berry’s and Animal Cookies

This flowers color is about 90% purples and creams and about 10% greens. There are minimal orange/amber stigmas present, and a dense… protruding and heady trichome coverage to be seen.

This is about 5g of thumb nail sized nugs… so bout 2g not pictured here. I did touch up their ruff trim for pictures. The structure seems to be tree/diamond type of shapes with tons of peaks/curves. Looking at the flower you can see node spacing and protruding nugs. The density of the flower is just above medium high density - around 1/3 squeeze with bounceback. Feel is greasy. Breakdown is a greasy/tacky, pull apart with a light snap internally and stem. The flower has good moisture content, nice dry cure.

The scent is an “animal cracker / pastry” type scent… that “puppy dog breath” cookies gas… with a savory, earthy, pungent diesel… that has a touch of sharp pine in background of the gassiness. There is a light, sweet, fruit/candy scent that leans (berries and cream) added to there. There are lingering floral, earthy, savory, pinewood / needles, and pastry notes with a backend of herbal lavender/hops. When broken down… the sweet/savory animal cracker / cookies gas / diesel / pine / floral notes come forth more.

The taste is a sweet, fruit/candy… that’s still (berries and cream), an animal cracker / pastry dough, with an earthy pungent diesel / cookies gas, and a touch of sharp pine blended together to form this funky gas. There are still lingering savory, floral, earthy, light pinewood/needle notes and an herbal hops backend.

The flower has a bit of throatiness on glass piece and smooth through the Camouflet vape. Bet the large nugs are even more bomb.

The effects are indica leaning hybrid. I have a body blanket of numbness. A floaty, relaxed, sink into the bed/couch feel. I have chest/eye pressure, eyes low. A euphoric, calm and happy headspace.

lurker here i figured id review something.

platinum bubba. (1-3)

could smell this upon cracking the vacuum seal.. (yes they vacuum seal everything) very sharp ammonia like sting with a nutty back end, nice and thicc buds and HELLA caked.. mama mia 🤌

g13(3-5)

same with the vacuum seal situation, peppery almost smokey buds with a heavy gas back end. almost pillowy.. its so soft

for the price I thoroughly enjoy it, ive been ordering off biowellness as my main vendor for a couple months now and they're got me right every. single. time.

i mainly get their 50 dollar ounces and its very good flower, trichomes in tact, sticky, and not once dry. ive gotten a few premium strains to treat myself every now and then. The first one I got "zoap" had me slumped and falling asleep after a bowl and a half. (almost everyday smoker).

fast shipping too! it ships within a day or two for me usually, and with the prices and free shipping over 35 what more could someone from delaware like ME ask for, thank you biowellness<3

sorry for any typos im quite drunk.

They dropped and stocked so many fire strains just now so i’m thinking of dropping a bag but i wanna make sure im not buying shit. Anyone tried these yet?