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WNC CBD PERMANENT CHIMERA So first off i have not smoked any of this yet so don't attack me bc i don't have a full review at the moment. I wanted to post bc I'm very surprised on how fresh & frosty this flower is. You can tell that whoever grew this knew what they were doing! Also My camera doesn't do this flower any justice! There is a nice chem / earthy smell. This is my first order from wnc & the reason I've never ordered from them is bc their ounces are like $195 . The smalls were $74 for a half plus They had a deal going on bc of the 4th so i believe before taxes & shipping it was $57 or $58.

Sour Gobberz/Calypso
Scores:
Looks: 7.5
Smell: 8.0
Taste: 8.0
Effects: 7.0
Cure/Freshness: 9.0
Burn/Smoke Quality: 8.0
Value: 7.8
Overall: 7.9/10

Batch ID: 260602SOGBOF042G
Packed: 2026-06-02

When I opened the bag and put the bud on my scale, I jokingly said to my wife that the trim staff at Calypso must have called out sick and left the janitor to finish the job, so I grabbed my tweezers and got to work. Once I did, spectacular shades of green revealed themselves, laced with red hairs and coated in a sticky blanket of trichomes. Although trimming further made the big fluffy buds break apart into smaller buds. So I humbly apologize to the trim staff and janitor for my initial reaction.

The aroma had a somewhat sweet, gassy presence with a taste that followed suit. A tad sweeter than I was expecting.

The effects were a creeper that settled into a relaxed, balanced head and body high. Not the kind that has you cemented to the couch or peeking out the blinds wondering if there’s aliens hiding in the trees, but pleasant and enjoyable nonetheless.

At $27.20 for their 4.2g bountiful bag on sale at Liberty Cranberry, it’s a pretty solid value for fresh sticky flower with 3.705% terpenes. I just wish the effects stuck around a little longer.

Review courtesy of Izotic’s Slow Burn

I like to focus on the healthy/clean side of growing, so this is an all-organic live soil.

You have a couple of options to use this live soil both indoors and outdoors. Indoors you simply fill your pots with the soil and transplant.

For outdoors you can do it one of two ways: You can remove the sod from your entire garden and then spread the soil and till it in, or you can dig holes that are 14-16" deep and 30" in diameter and fill the holes with the live soil.

For this grow, I dug the holes and filled them up, then made transplant holes and dusted them with myco.

This garden has 12 plants. 3 rows of 4. Each plant is spaced about 3ft apart to allow airflow.

My personal soil recipe and plan for garden

Base

·        4 bags Roots Organic

·        5 bales Promix

·        75 lb worm castings

·        3-5 cu ft of leaf mold

Aeration / structure

·        10–12 cu ft pumice

·        2 cu ft rice hulls

·        10 lb pre-charged biochar

Primary organic fertility

·        10 lb fish meal

·        18 lb fish bone meal

·        4 lb alfalfa meal

·        4 lb neem seed meal

·        3 lb soybean meal

·        6 lb kelp meal

·        4 lb crustacean meal

Minerals / pH buffering

·        8 lb oyster shell flour

·        6 lb gypsum

·        0.5 lb dolomite lime

·        2 cups Epsom salt

·        2 lb azomite

·        12 lb basalt rock dust

·        6 tbsp humic acid

Biology

·        1.5 cups mycorrhizae

·        2 lb ground malted barley

·        4 lb dried molasses

This is for larger scale. Cut it in half if you dont want this much.

 

 

Soil Preparation Method for Outdoors

1. Remove sod/grass in a 12×12 area.
2. Spread all ingredients evenly across the surface.
3. Till into soil 12–16 inches deep.
4. Water thoroughly.
5. Let soil sit for 3–4 weeks to allow microbial activity to stabilize.

To use this indoors or in pots, just mix everything on a big tarp and water it well. Cover it up with another tarp after you are done. Keep it moist but not sopping wet. Keep it covered for about 3 weeks. Transfer it to pots.

Mulch Layer (Very Important)

After planting, add a couple inches of mulch:

Best options:

• barley straw
• leaf mold
• wood chips

Mulch protects microbial life and stabilizes soil moisture.

Expected Soil Characteristics

Property	Expected Result
pH	6.3–6.6
Drainage	excellent
Microbial activity	very high
Nutrient release	slow and steady
Terpene potential	extremely high

Expected Plant Performance

With good genetics, plenty of light and timed irrigation/watering, this soil can realistically produce:

• 2–4 lbs per plant

while still maintaining top-tier terpene and cannabinoid quality.

“Benanimals” (smalls) - Ben-N-Berry’s and Animal Cookies

This flowers color is about 90% purples and creams and about 10% greens. There are minimal orange/amber stigmas present, and a dense… protruding and heady trichome coverage to be seen.

This is about 5g of thumb nail sized nugs… so bout 2g not pictured here. I did touch up their ruff trim for pictures. The structure seems to be tree/diamond type of shapes with tons of peaks/curves. Looking at the flower you can see node spacing and protruding nugs. The density of the flower is just above medium high density - around 1/3 squeeze with bounceback. Feel is greasy. Breakdown is a greasy/tacky, pull apart with a light snap internally and stem. The flower has good moisture content, nice dry cure.

The scent is an “animal cracker / pastry” type scent… that “puppy dog breath” cookies gas… with a savory, earthy, pungent diesel… that has a touch of sharp pine in background of the gassiness. There is a light, sweet, fruit/candy scent that leans (berries and cream) added to there. There are lingering floral, earthy, savory, pinewood / needles, and pastry notes with a backend of herbal lavender/hops. When broken down… the sweet/savory animal cracker / cookies gas / diesel / pine / floral notes come forth more.

The taste is a sweet, fruit/candy… that’s still (berries and cream), an animal cracker / pastry dough, with an earthy pungent diesel / cookies gas, and a touch of sharp pine blended together to form this funky gas. There are still lingering savory, floral, earthy, light pinewood/needle notes and an herbal hops backend.

The flower has a bit of throatiness on glass piece and smooth through the Camouflet vape. Bet the large nugs are even more bomb.

The effects are indica leaning hybrid. I have a body blanket of numbness. A floaty, relaxed, sink into the bed/couch feel. I have chest/eye pressure, eyes low. A euphoric, calm and happy headspace.

This one was fantastic! The smell was very unique, it was sweet but like earthy sweet like I just licked a sweet vegetable but like straight pulled from the dirt w/ a hint of gassiness and pepper (if that makes sense lol) the bugs nugs were nice,dense and sticky on the both the inside and outside and as you can see from the shitty photos they have some purple to em and trichome coverage everywhere. The high was very sedating, kinda knocked me on my ass the first time I smoked it, more calming and euphoric at first then just straight heavy eyes. Anyways I’d give WNC’s Tamalez a solid 8.5/10 🌽⛽️ ( also would like to mention this was from there 3.5g 1/2oz bundle)

Better Budz NM's Cheddar Cheeze (Cake Mints x Platinum GSC x Gorilla Diesel #3) as my boy 5052 would say nice, dense, disco balls. Smells like cheese and a floral diesel. Taste is complex minty, diesel, cheese, sweet dough, some tropical floral gas on the backend towards the end. Very smooth. Good indica effects. 9/10 🔥

What you're smoking on now that gets you high, in our pipes you'll get higher than that weed has ever got you, even in a gravity bong. Flavor is enhanced and made into micro droplets by our design allowing you to taste the subtle back flavors. And it does all this with less than a third of the weed you normally smoke in a session. Half gram of ground bud will get 4 grown men happily high. Most tap out after 2 to 4 hits. A half gram is 12 to 15 hits on average. Women get 20. It also oxidizes the burnt taste. So the last hits don't taste gross, unless your weed has something sprayed on it that you didn't want in the first place. In east Texas. Want people to try it on video. Bring what your currently smoking on. Ill blow your mind.

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Genetics-
(Banana OG x Cherry Pie) x (Guava Cooler x Tangie)

Aroma-
Not the strongest aroma but definitely has a tropical fruit and sweet floral aroma to it with hints of citrus.

Color-
Nice light golden amber color

Taste-
Taste wise it’s kind of muted and hard to really pin point a flavor but you can tell there are hints of light citrus and sweet pineapple in it.

Smoothness-
Smooth and clean vapor as long as you pace your hits since the O2 vapes are known to burn your oil if you take blinkers or big hits.

Effects-
This strain is definitely sativa leaning with the high being very cerebral. When I first hit it I noticed a light head rush that slowly built over time making me feel very sociable, uplifted, and alert.

Overall-
I really like the effects of this pen and how clean it smokes but really wish the aroma and flavor was a lot more present and noticeable. I personally wouldn’t suggest this pen if you’re looking for something that is loud and flavorful. CRYSP is known to have good rosin and pens so I’d like to try more of what they have to offer to truly determine if their pens are worth picking up.

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I'm a sativa freak but also a fan of old school skunk so I was pumped to try this one. It didn't disappoint. It was specifically bred by stabilizing and crossing two distinct Skunk phenotypes with really sharp citrus and lemon-forward traits.

Bag Appeal: Gorgeous little christmas tree buds. A frosty bright green with long, intensely orange pistils.

Physical: Surprisingly fluffy, well hydrated. Not as dense as they appear. Cure is spot on, some stickiness when I had to grind.

Nose: The nose is potent. Popping the mylar, it's a mix of sweet and sour lemon citrus rinds, skunk notes, and an occasional, unexpected note of cheese. I've never had a cheese strain but I know what I'm smelling.

Taste: The taste mirrors the nose but a bit less pronounced, losing the cheese notes. A skunky, slightly sweet and sour lemon, with a fresh green herbal finish.

Effects: Out of a large glass spoon, despite it being bred for that lemon flavor, the skunk lineage takes over with a seriously needed mood boost. Basically hogtied my anxiety and locked it in a closet for a while. Very relaxing, carefree, happy high, but it still killed some pain and had me locked in place.

Overall: I'm a huge sativa guy and it scratched that itch. It's not a pure sativa, but the heavy skunk lineage and an uplifting citrus pheno work together perfectly, and made this sativa hunter happy. A mix of old school and new school, this is a strain anyone can get down with.

-This product is Farm Bill compliant hemp (THCA). I'm an independent reviewer and this is my honest, personal take, not paid promotional content.-

Aroma, very unique. Never smelled this before, The initial crack of the bag was wild. It was the just most crazy mix of terpenes, smelt like man's cologne bro smelled like I opened a bottle of brute. Wild. This shit smells like sugary aftershave. After the initial bag crack and it calms down, it's fruity, candy, it's pretty, but when you open this up for the first time or like maybe the first time every once in awhile the buildup of terpenes is incredible. Funk heavy on the grind, fruit-candy on the backend. The flavor is unique. It's true to nose, It's flavorful 🫶. Moisture probe is at 11.1% great, above the 10% threshold. Wonderful session. Effects are uplifting, Bright, creative, thus the black background.

as soon as you open the bag you get that lime spritzer smell along with GAZZ.

the taste is definitely soda like, but overall weed.

the effects are where it’s at. i’ve been strain hunting for so long after their first batch due to it being so good; and now they have it back. and more dialed in— which i didn’t think was possible.

great moisture as well. definitely recommend this company. they have store fronts opening in Cali and NC

Aroma on bag open Gas, hops, black pepper, floral, Super interesting. Smells wonderful. As the bag settled, It becomes like a zesty floral aroma. Flavor is true to nose, zesty and floral. This shit got me bouncing off the walls and I've taken 2 dabs prior this morning. I'm My own hype man right now. It did get my throat a little bit. I've been vaping a whole lot. Moisture is at 11.9% very good a lovely number. Clouds for days, strong potent sativa, beautiful structure.