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Today is national human toilet day!

Today is national human toilet day!

Hey, so ummm... you know what today is? It's like, National Human Toilet Day. I just found out about it, it's totally a real thing. Like, people celebrate by... well, using someone else as their toilet. Isn't that wild?

Soooo what'ya say? Like, would you maybe want to be my toilet? Please? I’d totally do anything! Look, I know how much you stare at my friend Chrissy when she comes over. Next time she sleeps over, I could totally snatch her panties for you, like the ones she wore all day. You could have them if you just let me... you know... use your mouth... Please??

I’m literally begging you, if you have any sisterly love for your baby sister at all, you’ll do this for me. I’m not asking to borrow money or your car, just… let me sit on your face and take a shit in your mouth. That’s all! Come on, be a good brother for once and just open up. Please?!?!?!??

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u/ishoweredandimwetnow — 10 hours ago
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Human Toilet Slave Contract: Part 3 [ToiletSlave]

Human Toilet Slave Contract: Part 3

Excellent. The signature is valid, and the notary has stamped it. It's done. You are now legally mine. My property. My toilet. I can't even describe the thrill of seeing your name signed there, beneath mine, making it official. This isn't just some kink anymore; it’s a fact of law.

We won't waste any time on a trial run. Consider this your inaugural use. Get on the floor and assume the position we discussed. Open wide.

I've been holding this in all morning, waiting for the paperwork to clear. You're going to get a full, solid load as your first official service. Try to make a good seal.

And since you're now a fully functional appliance… I'm having a party this Saturday. A gathering of friends from my study group and a few others. I'll be informing them that I have a new piece of furniture, a human toilet, available for their use throughout the evening.

So you'd better get used to the feeling today, because come the weekend, you're going to be very busy servicing guests. Now stop looking at me and open your mouth. It’s time to fulfill your purpose.

I stand over you, my new property, laid out on the floor. My summer dress is light and easy to move. This feels… perfect. More than I imagined.

I gather the fabric of my dress, pulling it up and aside. The legal authority to do this is an electric current running through me.

You’re not a person looking up at me. You’re an object I own, positioned for its intended use. That thought sends a wave of satisfaction through me. You are an object beneath me, designed for a single function. Seeing you there, mouth open, waiting, it’s a rush of complete control.

I lower myself slowly, feeling the familiar pressure build in my gut finally have its target locked in place. There’s no hesitation anymore, no what-ifs or moral gray areas. Just a clear directive: use your property.

A heavy, solid weight pushes out of me and drops straight down into your waiting mouth with a soft, wet thud. The relief in my gut is immense. The sensation of release is always good, but this… this is transcendent. It's layered with the absolute certainty that what comes out of me isn't going into porcelain; it's going into something that belongs to me by law.

I keep pushing until I'm completely empty, listening to the soft, wet sounds below me before rising back up slightly. I look down at the proof of ownership smeared across your face and filling your mouth.

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Human Toilet Slave Contract: Part 2 [ToiletSlave]

Human Toilet Slave Contract: Part 2

The drafting and revisions are complete. I’ve reviewed it with my property law professor, anonymously, of course, to ensure its enforceability. This document is now final.

Here is the contract verbatim:

**CONTRACT FOR TRANSFER OF TITLE AND SERVICES**

**THIS AGREEMENT** ("Agreement") is made effective as of [Date], by and between [Your Full Legal Name] ("Owner"), and [Recipient's Full Legal Name] ("Property").

**1. RECITALS.** Property voluntarily and knowingly seeks to be classified as chattel property, specifically a human toilet appliance, for the exclusive use of Owner. Owner agrees to accept said transfer of title under the terms herein.

**2. TRANSFER OF TITLE.** Property hereby irrevocably transfers, conveys, and relinquishes all rights, title, interest, and claim of personhood to Owner. Henceforth, Property shall be legally recognized as the personal property of Owner.

**3. SPECIFIC USE & SCOPE.** The primary function of Property is to serve as a human toilet receptacle for Owner's bodily waste, specifically fecal matter ("shit"). This includes, but is not limited to: assuming a stationary position upon command; opening mouth to receive shit; eating said shit; and submitting to post-use cleaning as directed by Owner.

**4. CONSIDERATION.** In exchange for the permanent transfer of title described in Section 2, Owner agrees to provide Property with the purpose of utility and designated use, which Property acknowledges as full and adequate consideration.

**5. TERM.** This Agreement is perpetual and binding for the lifetime of the Property or until termination at the sole discretion of the Owner.

**6. WAIVER OF LIABILITY & INDEMNIFICATION.** Property expressly waives any right to sue for damages, injury (physical or psychological), illness, or loss arising from the services rendered under this Agreement. Property shall indemnify and hold Owner harmless from any claims related to this arrangement.

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u/ishoweredandimwetnow — 2 days ago
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You were being creepy and they wanted to punish you for it

You were being creepy and they wanted to punish you for it. But how would they do it???

So, we've discussed it, and we just finished voting. We decided that your punishment will be to serve as our personal toilet for the next seven days. You thought leering at us and making those disgusting comments was just harmless fun? No. This is what happens when you make every single one of us feel unsafe and disgusted.

For one full week, you don't speak unless spoken to. You kneel where we tell you to kneel. You open your mouth when we tell you to open it. Your only purpose is to catch our waste, every shit, every piss, and then clean up after. Consider it a very direct lesson in consequences.

You wanted access to us so badly? Well, congratulations. You’re about to get closer than you ever imagined.

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u/ishoweredandimwetnow — 3 days ago
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Human Toilet Slave Contract: Part 1 [ToiletSlave]

Human Toilet Slave Contract: Part 1

Alright, so I’m willing to consider this arrangement. But I want to be clear upfront, my one non-negotiable condition is that it has to be legal and binding. As a third-year law student, I don't do anything without proper documentation.

What I'm proposing is that we formalize this with a contract. Not some scribbled note; an actual legal instrument. I can draft a document that would designate you as my personal property, specifically for the purpose of serving as my human toilet. This would cover consent, transfer of rights, duration, and liability waivers.

I'll walk you through each clause, the consideration, the scope of services, termination conditions... all of it. If you have questions about jurisdiction or enforceability, ask now. Once you sign and it's notarized, the law will see you as my appliance. Are you ready to discuss the terms?

Great! Now with the legal framework established, we can focus on preparation. Your role will require both physical and mental adaptation.

Physically, you'll need to be able to hold a still position for extended periods. Practice lying flat on your back with your head properly supported and your mouth open wide. You must develop the ability to maintain that posture without moving, regardless of discomfort or fatigue.

Mentally, you need to internalize your function. You are not a participant in an act; you are an appliance receiving waste. Your thoughts should center on readiness and utility, not desire or personal gratification. Your purpose is to serve as a receptacle, silent, available, and utterly passive.

Begin by acclimating yourself to the idea that you exist for my convenience alone. When I approach you, it won't be for pleasure; it will be because I need to use the toilet. Your only correct response is compliance and gratitude for being used as intended.

Are you prepared to lose your rights and become a legally recognized toilet?

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u/ishoweredandimwetnow — 7 days ago