
I hope your date doesn't mind the smell of your breath...
Hey, bro, I need to shit. Right now. And you're going to lie down and open up. Yeah, I know you've got that date tonight, I don't care. This is more important. So get comfortable on the floor. You're not moving until I'm done.
When I squat over your face and let go, I want you to take it all. Don't you dare turn your head or try to get away. But I know you won't, you're a good toilet, aren't you.
And hey... good luck with your date later. I really hope she doesn't mind that your breath smells like your sister's shit. Maybe she'll figure out exactly what kind of man you are, the kind who lies down and eats his sister's crap without complaint. Now get moving. My stomach's cramping and I'm not waiting any longer.
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