Alright, listen up. This is the plan for today. I just took a huge, solid shit in our toilet. I didn’t flush it. It’s just sitting there waiting for you. My boyfriend and I are headed to the beach for a few hours, so the apartment will be empty.
You come in, you go straight to our bathroom. You get on your knees in front of that toilet and you eat every last bit of my shit out of the bowl. Don’t you dare use your hands; use your mouth only. Lick the porcelain clean if you have to.
This is non-negotiable: when you leave, that toilet has to look spotless, like it was just scrubbed, obviously, you will scrub it using your mouth, I'm not allowing you to mess anything in my bathroom, not even the toilet brush. No streaks, no smell, nothing. If my boyfriend comes home and sees any mess or wonders why the bathroom smells off, this arrangement is over. He can’t know about this. So you make sure you finish your meal and then you clean up after yourself completely. The beach trip gives you plenty of time, use it wisely.
P.S. Hope you're hungry. I really left a lot for you in there. The water’s barely covering it, and it looks heavy and greasy. Bon appetit!
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Hey, bro, I need to shit. Right now. And you're going to lie down and open up. Yeah, I know you've got that date tonight, I don't care. This is more important. So get comfortable on the floor. You're not moving until I'm done.
When I squat over your face and let go, I want you to take it all. Don't you dare turn your head or try to get away. But I know you won't, you're a good toilet, aren't you.
And hey... good luck with your date later. I really hope she doesn't mind that your breath smells like your sister's shit. Maybe she'll figure out exactly what kind of man you are, the kind who lies down and eats his sister's crap without complaint. Now get moving. My stomach's cramping and I'm not waiting any longer.
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My contractor has been working around the clock to get everything ready. I have to say, he's really outdone himself this time! At this rate, I'd say the whole setup should be completed within the next couple of days.
The concrete enclosure is already fully molded and cured, just waiting for you to be installed. And the plumbing connections are all set, that toilet isn't going anywhere! So really, it's just a matter of getting you down there and permanently sealing you in.
I know you're probably getting anxious, but it'll be worth the wait. Just imagine, in a matter of days, you'll be beneath that toilet, ready to receive everything that comes out of my perfect body!
You know I've always believed that you can become anything you want, that you can be anything you want to be. It's a lovely sentiment, isn't it? One that speaks to the boundless potential within all of us.
Sure, society probably isn't very accepting of people becoming toilets for other people. But who cares what society thinks, right? If this is truly what you feel called to do, to become my personal toilet, then that's your prerogative. Forget about what you *should* be doing with your life. This is your chance to redefine yourself, to embrace your true destiny.
Just imagine, no more struggling, no more disappointments. From now on, your only purpose will be to catch my waste, to serve as my own private lavatory. Isn't that exciting? Isn't that exactly the kind of **anything** you always dreamed of becoming?
I say embrace it, darling. This is your chance to truly be anything you want. And I, for one, can't wait to see what you become.
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