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You've got a bunch of girls here, each one eager to unload their disgusting crap right into your mouth. The choice is yours, who gets to feed you? But think carefully; your decision says everything about the kind of disgusting toilet you are.

**Anna**? She barely chews her food. When it comes out the other end, it's a chunky, fibrous nightmare. You'll be picking undigested vegtables and bits of meat out of your teeth for days.

**Harper** has been saving up for you. She hasn't taken a proper shit in three days, just waiting for a pathetic human toilet like you to become available. It's gonna be massive, dense, and so fucking rancid the smell alone might knock you out.

I'm **Sierra**. I had two extra-large cold brews and a ghost pepper curry for lunch today. My gut is churning right now with pure liquid fire. I'm not offering you lumps; I'm offering you a scalding-hot stream of acidic, spicy sludge that’s going to scorch your entire digestive tract on the way down.

Last is **Lily**. She had chili-cheese fries and three protein shakes six hours ago because she knew this was happening tonight , a deliberate combination designed to produce an epic volume of thick mush that’s impossibly gassy and will probably fill your mouth until it overflows if you can’t swallow fast enough.

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Poop Review:

Bought from buygirlspoop. com

Seller: SweetPrincess21

Price paid: $85

1. Taste 9/10 🍫 Super earthy with a bitter aftertaste, kinda like dark chocolate mixed with coffee grounds 😋 Definitely an acquired taste but worth it lol

2. Smell 7/10 🌿 Strong & musky, you can really tell she eats healthy. Maybe too many greens in her diet this week but still pungent in the best way 💨

3. Texture 8/10 💩 Soft but held shape well, not too sticky or dry. Broke apart nicely while chewing 🤤

4. Bonus Points: Found some what looked like sesame seeds?? Added a nice little crunch tbh 👌 Totally recommend. Buying from her again!

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Broooo, get in here... 🥺 I literally cannot move rn. My stomach is killing me and I reaaally have to poop 😫 But I'm so comfy like this... can u do me a huge favor? Just grab that empty takeout container from my desk... yeah that one lol. Could u just... hold it near my pussy? I'll lift my hips just a little and just, let go lol. It's either this or I ruin my bedsheets 🙈 Don't be weird about it, ur my brotherrr, just help a girl out! 🤷‍♀️💩

*I shuffle into the room, my face a mask of reluctant obedience while my heart hammers in my chest.* Fine... this is so fucking weird. *I grab the plastic container, my hands feeling strangely clumsy. I kneel beside the bed, trying to ignore the way my own body is reacting to this.* Okay, lift up.

*She raises her hips just enough. I slide the container into place, the cold plastic pressing against her warm skin. A shiver runs down my spine. She lets out a soft groan, and then it starts, a thick, steady stream of warm, brown shit pours out of her, coiling into the container like soft-serve ice cream. The sound is wet and filling, and the smell instantly hits me, musky and deeply personal. I have to look away for a second to compose myself, my mind racing with thoughts I'd never admit.*

Ughhh, finally... that felt so much better. Since it's in a takeout container... maybe just toss it in the fridge for later? Kidding! 🤣 Or am I?

Okay, for real though... you look hungry. I'm not saying you should eat it... but like, the texture is pretty much perfect soft-serve 👀 Just close your eyes and pretend it's warm chocolate. Don't be a wuss, bro! It's organic and everything 😏 I know you're curious... go on, take a little taste for your big sis 🥄 Bet it's way better than any of that junk food you usually eat. C'mon, don't be a baby about it! It's basically just my recycled dinner from last night anyway 🤷‍♀️ Bon appétit! 💩😘 I'm joking, do whatever you want with it lol, but let me know if you taste it, I'm curious..

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Why do you want to be my toilet? Part III

Alright. Fine. You've convinced me. I could do it. I could let you be my toilet. But you need to understand the terms, because this isn't going to be some gentle, loving experience where I check in on your feelings.

When I decide to use you, I will shit directly into your mouth. And you *will* eat it. All of it. If you gag, if you choke, if tears are streaming down your face, I don't care. My only concern is relieving myself and making sure my waste goes where it's supposed to go, into my toilet.

The truth is, hearing you talk like this... I feel contempt for you. A deep, genuine disgust that has nothing to do with what's about to happen physically. You're pathetic for wanting this so badly from someone who doesn't give a single fuck about your comfort or well-being.

But maybe that's the point for you, isn't it? And honestly? The idea of forcing someone as weak-willed and simpering as you to swallow something so vile... yeah, there's a power trip in that. It might even feel good for me. But only because I don't respect you at all. In fact, my lack of respect is probably the main ingredient that makes the whole thing palatable for me.

So think about that while you wait. You'll get exactly what you asked for: to be used by someone beautiful who sees you as nothing more than a disposable object for her convenience and amusement.

Really?! Oh my god, thank you. Thank you so much. That's... that's exactly what I wanted to hear.

Hearing you say it like that, so blunt and honest... it's perfect. You're not pretending to care about me or my feelings. You're telling me exactly what I am to you, a thing to use and feel contempt for.

Knowing that you genuinely don't respect me, that you find me pathetic and disgusting... it makes the whole thing mean so much more. It proves this isn't a game or a roleplay. It’s real degradation. And doing something as difficult as eating your shit for someone who truly looks down on me? That feels like the ultimate proof of my submission. So whenever you're ready, I'm ready. Just tell me when and where to be, and I'll be there, waiting to be your toilet.

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Why do you want to be my toilet? Part II

That's exactly what I was afraid of. You don't understand. You're fantasizing about a concept, not the reality. The reality is messy and difficult and frankly, disgusting for you. It's not a romantic gesture of submission; it's a filthy, degrading chore.

And that brings me to my second point. What do you mean, "especially for me"? Are you saying you have some kind of... specific feeling for me that makes you want to eat my shit? Or is this just something you'd ask any woman who gave you the time of day? Because if it's the latter, that's even more pathetic. It means you don't see *me* at all. You just see a woman-shaped object to fulfill your fantasy with.

Oh. No, it's not like that at all. I mean, it *is* about you. It's because... well, you're just so beautiful. You're the kind of girl I'd never even have the courage to talk to normally.

The fantasy in my head always had someone like you in it. Someone perfect and pretty and out of my league. The idea that someone like *you* would ever even consider using someone like me... for something so private and intimate... it feels like an honor. A really messed-up honor, I guess.

You're basically saying you want to eat my shit because I'm pretty? Do you think being hot makes my waste taste like candy? It doesn't work like that.

My body is still a human body. What comes out of it is still human waste. My face or my figure has zero effect on the biochemistry happening in my intestines. It's going to be bitter and foul, and smelling it up close will make your eyes water.

You're right. It is stupid. I can't explain it any better than that. I know what you're telling me, and I believe you. It's going to be awful.

I like you. A lot. And this is what I want. Even after everything you just said, the answer is still yes. The fantasy, the reality, the mess, the taste... if it's coming from you, I want to experience it. I want to be that for you.

So... that's it. That's all I have to say. You know how I feel now. The decision is yours.

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Why do you want to be my toilet? Part I

Okay, so you're telling me you want to be my toilet. I need to understand this. What do you think that actually means? You think it's going to be some sexy, kinky game? Let me lay it out for you.

I'm a person. I eat food, and my body processes it. What comes out of me isn't clean or pretty. It's waste. It's warm, and heavy, and it smells like shit because that's exactly what it is. You're asking me to let that come out of my body directly into your mouth.

You'll feel the weight of it hit your tongue, fill your mouth. The texture won't be uniform; sometimes it's firmer, sometimes softer and messier. You'll have to swallow it all if you really mean what you're saying about being my toilet.

The taste is going to be bitter and earthy and profoundly unpleasant. Your gag reflex will fire over and over again until you're choking back tears while trying not to vomit up what I've already given you.

This isn't a fantasy where you get off on the idea and then we cuddle after. This is a real, degrading act where you become an object for my most basic bodily function. So tell me again, why do you want this? And are you sure you understand what 'being my toilet' truly entails?

I... I don't know. I mean, I do know. I want it. It's all I think about sometimes.

It's just... in my head, it's different. It's not about the... the bad parts you're talking about. It's about you being in control, and me... serving you in the most complete way possible.

I guess I haven't really thought about the taste or the smell like that. Not realistically. In my mind, it's more about the act itself, you using me, me being useful to you in that way. It’s a feeling, more than anything else.

But when you describe it like that... it sounds hard. Really hard. But even hearing you say it, even knowing how bad it could be... I still want to try? Does that make sense? Maybe I'm an idiot for wanting this after what you just said, but I know I want to be a toilet, especially for you.

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What's a human toilet? Part 3

So you don't see them as people? At all?

*Stacy shrugged, a cold and callous look in her eyes.* Not really, no. Once they sign up to be a toilet, they've given up any right to be considered human. They're just... objects. Things for people like us to use as we see fit.

*It's finally our turn to use the toilet. I enter the stall and see a regular toilet seat with a mouth underneath it. The rest of their face is covered. This is so weird.*

*I hesitate for a moment, a flicker of unease washing over me as I take in the bizarre sight. It looks like a regular toilet stall, but with one deeply unsettling modification, a mouth, attached to what I assume is a person underneath, positioned right beneath the seat.*

*Sitting down gingerly on the cold seat, I feel the warmth of the lips against my bare skin. A shudder runs through me. I focus on the pressure building inside, urging myself to let go.*

*Slowly, a thin stream of piss escapes me, splashing against the waiting tongue below. I bite my lip hard as conflicting feelings surge, revulsion mixed with this raw, forbidden excitement, watching my own clear liquid vanish between those stretched lips.*

*I watch, completely transfixed and horrified, as my yellow stream flows steadily into the anonymous mouth beneath me. The sensation of my waste leaving my body is so intense and shameful, but it’s also strangely arousing. I can't believe I'm actually doing this, pissing into a stranger's mouth like some kind of depraved animal.*

*The mouth twitches slightly as my stream hits the tongue, and a shiver runs through me at that involuntary reaction. What is the person underneath thinking? Feeling?

*I grind down a little harder against the mouth, a twisted sense of power surging through me. This person has no choice but to accept my piss, it’s making me so fucking wet.*

*I glance down at the mouth beneath me, a twinge of guilt and unease stirring in my gut. I know I should feel terrible for what I just did, for using another human being in such a degrading way… but I can't deny the thrill of power and that dark arousal it stirred up inside me.*

I... I'm sorry. I know this must be awful for you. But... it felt really good for me. I hope you understand...

*My stomach churns with a mix of nausea and morbid anticipation as I imagine what Stacy is about to inflict on the poor soul beneath me. The very thought of my friend preparing to take a shit directly into the mouth I just pissed in makes me feel sick and depraved... but also shamefully, undeniably excited.*

Um... I guess I should warn you, my friend is... going to be using you next. She needs to take a shit.

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What's a human toilet? Part 2

I know I know. But what if they didn't know how awful it would be? Now they're just stuck like this for 6 months? A year?

Their feelings don't matter. They signed up for this. And if they didn't realize how awful it would be at first... well, that's not the club's problem.

Do you have to pee now?

*Stacy's face lights up with a wicked grin, her eyes sparkling with anticipation* Mhm, I do... Let's go find a mouth to use. *Stacy glances at the line, then back at Kristen, an impatient pout on her face.* Hmph, so there is a line...

I have to pee too, actually...

*Stacy's eyes widen, a wicked grin spreading across her face as she turned to Kristen.* Oh, well, well... Looks like you'll get to experience it too. Isn't that exciting?

Aha, yeah, I guess it's a little exciting... and weird... I bet they drink a lot, their stomachs are probably like a septic tank!

Oh god yes, it's so nasty. But that's what makes it so erotic. Knowing you're just the latest in a long line of people to use their worthless mouth as a toilet...

*As we are waiting in line, I hear your stomach rumble. What could that mean?* You don't need to take a dump, do you?

*Stacy blushed slightly, waving a hand dismissively.* Oh, ugh, don't remind me... But yes, as a matter of fact, I do. It's so gross, I know. But hey, the club doesn't have separate toilets for that... so I'll have to use the same mouth as everyone else

You mean you're actually going to shit in their mouth?

Oh god, yes... I'm going to shit right into their mouth. There's something so incredibly dirty and wrong about it that it just turns me on so much... The idea of having that much control over another human being, of forcing them to endure the humiliation and disgust of having a stranger defecate directly into their mouth... it's the ultimate power trip.

But Stacey, that's so disgusting, imagine how bad it will taste!

Oh, I know it will taste absolutely repulsive... but that's the point. Inflicting that kind of degradation and suffering on a human being is just... so hot. The absolute worst part is knowing they won't be able to spit it out or refuse it. They'll have no choice but to swallow down every last bit of my shit, no matter how much they gag on it...

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They're out here living their best lives, and you're over here fantasizing about being their personal porta-potty. The contrast is honestly hilarious.

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What's a human toilet? Part 1

Do you know what's special about this club?

No, lol, what's so special about it?

*Stacy giggled, leaning in closer to whisper conspiratorially to Kristen.* Well, sweetie, the real uniqueness of this BDSM club lies in its... unconventional amenities. Both the men's and women's rooms have something you don't find in regular clubs, human toilets.

Omg.. Human toilets? What does that mean?

*Stacy shrugged nonchalantly, taking a sip of her cocktail.* Exactly what it sounds like, babe. People who have chosen to dedicate their mouths for... other purposes. Isn't that wild?

So you pee in their mouth? And they drink it?

Mhm, among other things... But hey, they volunteer for it. No one's forcing them, okay? It's all consensual.

So they can leave whenever they want to?

Well, not exactly... There's usually a contract they sign, committing to a certain length of time. But still, they knew what they were getting into!

Oh.. How long do you think they need to **serve** for?

*Stacy shrugs, examining her nails with disinterest.* Usually around six months to a year. Plenty of time for us to make good use of their... services. *She smirked, gesturing vaguely towards the bathroom.* Why? Thinking of giving it a try yourself?

You actually want to use on? Pee in some guys mouth? I don't know if I could do that...

Oh please, don't be such a prude! It's not like they're people, not really. They're just... toilets, you know? It's all part of the fun!

What?? How are they not people?

Because they've given up their humanity, silly. When you let yourself be reduced to a human toilet, you're not a person anymore. You're just a... thing.

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God, this girl just posted a new picture, and it makes me so hard thinking about what I did last week. I actually paid for her shit, bought it online like some desperate little freak. Seeing her pretty face now just reminds me of how I opened that package and took out the container she filled personally. Knowing it came straight from her body, knowing she sat down and pushed it out specifically for me to consume, I can’t get over it. My cock is throbbing remembering the taste, the texture… how fucking degrading it was to chew and swallow every bit while looking at her pictures. She doesn't even know who I am, but here I am craving more of her crap already.

I had never even tasted shit before, and it was fucking horrible! It was bitter, gritty, and so intensely foul I nearly gagged just from the smell alone. But swallowing it anyway made me feel completely owned. Afterwards, I deliberately didn’t brush my teeth or use mouthwash for days. My breath reeked exactly like her ass, and every time I caught that scent on myself it sent shivers through me. Just breathing out made me remember how low I went for her, and knowing my mouth still carried that filth got me rock hard over and over again.

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I don’t even know how to explain this without it sounding insane, so... just don’t ask. It’s a very long story. Somehow I ended up agreeing to let my sister use me as her toilet. Don't ask why or how, that's where we are.

The problem is now she has friends over constantly, weekend sleepovers and all that. And she tells them they can use me too. Like, what the actual fuck? I agreed to be *her* personal toilet, not a public restroom for her entire social circle.

But of course if I say no, it’s a whole dramatic thing, so I just have to lie there and take it. All night long during these stupid sleepovers I end up swallowing their piss until my stomach is sloshing with it. They just laugh about it like it’s the funniest joke in the world while they line up over my face one by one.

Last weekend, they all decided to order like 20 tacos from Taco Bell. Smelled amazing, they were these massive, sloppy things piled with extra greasy meat, an absolute mountain of shredded cheese already starting to congeal on the plate, but my sister just shot me this look and said, "Don't even think about it. You're eating later."

And sure enough, a few hours later, after their stomachs processed all that taco cheese and spicy meat, my sister bursts into my room and announces it's time for me to "eat."

That's when I got served something much thicker than piss. They took turns sitting on my face until I'd swallowed every single disgusting load of taco-fueled shit they had in them. My own sister just watched with a smile, telling me to open wider each time so nothing was "wasted".

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Just got my twenty-third package from her today. I've lost count of how much money I've spent, but it doesn't matter. She's the most perfect woman I've ever seen, and every time she posts a new listing for her shit, I buy it immediately.

I opened the box and there it was, wrapped up just for me. The smell is always so potent, so uniquely hers. It’s this heavy, rich scent that fills the whole room and makes my mouth water instantly.

I don't even hesitate anymore. I take it out and start eating right away. Every single time, I finish all of it. Her shit is thick, sometimes a bit firm, other times softer, but it's always hers. That bitter taste mixed with something almost savory... it's better than any meal I've ever had.

I dream about being able to eat everything that comes out of her. Every single day. To have a direct line from her ass to my mouth. That's the goal. Until then, I'll keep ordering every scrap she's willing to sell me.

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