u/3edForMFM

Let’s skip the fluff and get to the point:

• Married, not leaving, not asking you to either

• Have 5 kids, if you dont not a deal breaker

• Busy work life, but if we click ill definitely make time

• Not here to collect pics or boost your ego

• I want conversation that actually goes somewhere, not just “hey” on repeat

• Sarcasm is basically my first language

• Music is kind of my thing, all kinds, all moods. If we’re not swapping songs, what are we even doing?

• A little chaotic, a little sweet, depends on the day

What I’m looking for: Someone who gets it.

You miss the anticipation, the chemistry, the feeling of actually being wanted , not just needed.

I want the kind of connection where we’re both checking our phones like idiots... not one-sided effort where I feel like I’m hosting a TED Talk alone. If you can keep a conversation flowing, flirt without being awkward, and maybe put me onto a song I didn’t know I needed… we’ll probably get along just fine.

Bonus points if you can make me laugh or slightly ruin my ability to focus during the day.

Bonus bonus points if your on the larger/curvier side such as myself

Great conversation, intense chemistry, and a completely secret escape. I am looking for a short-term partner-in-crime who wants to enjoy each other's company without any drama or expectations. I am highly respectful of your time, boundaries, and privacy. Let's see if the spark is there.

Attentive, generous, and 100% committed to discretion