u/Academic_Kale_60

Getting the important stuff out of the way, if your opening line is purely explicit, I will assume one of three things:

- You have no understanding of boundaries.

- You have a kink for getting blocked.

- You did not read this.

Now to the other important stuff, which is who I am, what I’m looking for, and why in the world you may want to keep reading this, given it’s absurdly long.

So let’s start with an introduction. Never know what to mention in these.

I’m 23, based in Germany. I work full-time in copywriting as well as research, and I freelance in too many directions. I own a house. I’ve been divorced. I have two partners (Yes, I am polyamorous, yes, I am emotionally available. Yes, those things can coexist). I quite enjoy playing the piano, and do a lot of musical shenanigans. My birthday’s in April, if you’re into the stars and whatnot. What else… I volunteer, I lean left (as we sure all should these days), I pay my taxes on time…

TLDR – If you’re here expecting chaotic early-twenties energy, I regret to inform you that I am tired. Functional. But tired.

Yes, I know. You’re doing the math. House. Two long-term partners I’m in a TPE with. Academic research. Divorce?? If you’re curious, no, it was not a dramatic implosion; we’re on good terms. It just turns out that if you make adult decisions early, you get adult consequences early, and here we are. Who would’ve thought.

By day, I juggle work, gigs, and whatever other mildly unhinged side quests I’ve signed myself up for. By night, I read about kink, study kink, teach kink at a bunch of kink places, publish kinky things (or get lost in the void of peer reviews), and occasionally practice a good dose of what I publish, and a bigger dose of what I don’t.

Fun fact: Yes, I am, in fact, a kink researcher. Yes, that’s a real thing. No, I don’t get burnt out from it. Trying to answer all ‘em questions before they come up. Is that me making your ‘how do I converse with this man’ quest harder? Perhaps. I’m sure you’ll figure it out (see the ‘seeks clever (...) human’ part of my title).

I lean heavily toward protocol and psychological intimacy. I enjoy teasing. I enjoy chatting a whole lot before getting to anything even remotely sexual. Ideally, you’re happy with a relatively platonic dynamic and with letting it slowly grow, slowly, if all things align. I’m not in a rush. If anything, I’m suspicious of rush. Done enough of that, nuh-uh, no thanks.

If it doesn’t work out, or if I feel a lack of chemistry on my end, I’ll let you know. No ghosting here. I would appreciate the same.

Which brings me to…. I need communication! Good communication. If you disappear mid-thought or can’t articulate what you’re feeling, we will both suffer, and I sure would hope neither of us is that kind of masochist.

Now, onto the things I enjoy (a.k.a the list of things I’m comfortable delving into earlier on):

- Protocol / Titles

- Service (Responsive and Proactive)

-Basic Rules / Routine

- Speaking ABOUT fantasies/likes/dislikes, including the likely ensuing flirting without expectation to delve into the deep ends

- Happy to provide structure/support for goals

- More to be added if we click.

Onto the things I enjoy, but I’m not willing to delve into without first getting very acquainted (also would require a physical presence on most of these):

-  Hypnosis

- CNC

- Pain Play (various)

- Bimbofication/Intelligence Play

- Degradation/Humiliation

- Worship

- Sensory Play/Overstimulation

- Edging and Denial

- Free Use

- Fear Play

-  Predicament

- Marking

- Praise

- Training/Conditioning

- Eventually…. Years later…. TPE dynamics

I have a decent amount of experience with all of the above. When it comes to your own experience, I have no preference. I’ve historically been the one introducing people to kink, which is fun, but I won’t pretend it wouldn’t be refreshing to talk to someone who already knows what they enjoy. Still, enthusiasm and curiosity beat résumé length kink-eyperience every time, so don’t worry too much about it.

Age range: ideally 21 to 30. In terms of gender, I am interested in most people in theory, but in practice, I have a genital preference, and I’m simply not a fan of penises. Feel free to shoot your shot, though. While I do believe I prefer women, life is strange, and I try not to make sweeping philosophical claims about the future.

Either way, all that aside. While I value discretion, I would like to know who I’m speaking to, so a verification picture before either of us gets invested would be appreciated. I assume you’d want the same, and I’m happy to provide. I would also like to have a voice call and, eventually, a video call if things go well. We can take our time with that.

Eventually, if we genuinely click, I’d be open (and willing) to meet in person. I would prefer someone in Europe for convenience’s sake, but if you live on the other side of the planet and we really click, I’m still happy to chat. As I said, life is weird, and I can’t predict the future.

What I’m not into: poor communication, emotional evasiveness, lack of boundaries, and rushing into in-person anything. Further hard limits (non-exhaustive list) are

- Scat, urine, vomit, misc. bodily fluids, please no, I need not elaborate.

- Choking (I am happy to send you a long paragraph about all the risks involved and the reason why I nope out of this one, just ask during office hours)

- Vore

- Feet

- Furries

- Sissification

If your opening message is “pls mr domly dom can u dom me,” I will assume you are either a bot or that you can’t read, and both of those are dealbreakers, as verbose as LLMs tend to be these days. Speaking of LLMs, if your message is written by a bot, I will ignore it. I pulled out a Google Doc for this, and am now manually formatting it on my phone. Match the effort, I humbly request. Mention your favorite dessert in your message so I know you read all this. Bonus point, and guaranteed response if you include a recipe. Tell me about you, tell me what caught your eye. I don’t expect a novel, but no two-liners, please. There’s truly no bigger turn-off.

Also, if you’re curious about non-kink compatibility, here are a few things I enjoy, enjoy talking about, and/or dabble in on the regular:

- Piano and guitar (acoustic and electric) playing

- Singing/Songwriting/Composing

- Poetry (writing)

- Reading (getting back into non-fiction these days)

- Art – various (visual, textile, literary)

- Linguistics

- Staying politically engaged

- Long hikes

- Going to the gym

- Food. I really like food. Food is so good. I think I might be a little hungry.

- Likely more, but there’s only so much I can remember at 1 am.

If you read this far and feel at least a little intrigued, we’ll probably get along.

Oh, and I’m also looking for friends, so if my sardonic attempts at humor made you laugh at all, DMs are open.

I hope to hear from you soon. :)

EDIT: I assume I did not explicitly say it, and it seems some folks in my DMs sometimes are confused, so: I am a Dominant. Seeking a submissive. I'm happy to have friendly chats with fellow D-Types however. Over and out.

Getting the important stuff out of the way, if your opening line is purely explicit, I will assume one of three things:

- You have no understanding of boundaries.

- You have a kink for getting blocked.

- You did not read this.

Now to the other important stuff, which is who I am, what I’m looking for, and why in the world you may want to keep reading this, given it’s absurdly long.

So let’s start with an introduction. Never know what to mention in these.

I’m 23, based in Germany. I work full-time in copywriting as well as research, and I freelance in too many directions. I own a house. I’ve been divorced. I have two partners (Yes, I am polyamorous, yes, I am emotionally available. Yes, those things can coexist). I quite enjoy playing the piano, and do a lot of musical shenanigans. My birthday’s in April, if you’re into the stars and whatnot. What else… I volunteer, I lean left (as we sure all should these days), I pay my taxes on time…

TLDR – If you’re here expecting chaotic early-twenties energy, I regret to inform you that I am tired. Functional. But tired.

Yes, I know. You’re doing the math. House. Two long-term partners I’m in a TPE with. Academic research. Divorce?? If you’re curious, no, it was not a dramatic implosion; we’re on good terms. It just turns out that if you make adult decisions early, you get adult consequences early, and here we are. Who would’ve thought.

By day, I juggle work, gigs, and whatever other mildly unhinged side quests I’ve signed myself up for. By night, I read about kink, study kink, teach kink at a bunch of kink places, publish kinky things (or get lost in the void of peer reviews), and occasionally practice a good dose of what I publish, and a bigger dose of what I don’t.

Fun fact: Yes, I am, in fact, a kink researcher. Yes, that’s a real thing. No, I don’t get burnt out from it. Trying to answer all ‘em questions before they come up. Is that me making your ‘how do I converse with this man’ quest harder? Perhaps. I’m sure you’ll figure it out (see the ‘seeks clever (...) human’ part of my title).

I lean heavily toward protocol and psychological intimacy. I enjoy teasing. I enjoy chatting a whole lot before getting to anything even remotely sexual. Ideally, you’re happy with a relatively platonic dynamic and with letting it slowly grow, slowly, if all things align. I’m not in a rush. If anything, I’m suspicious of rush. Done enough of that, nuh-uh, no thanks.

If it doesn’t work out, or if I feel a lack of chemistry on my end, I’ll let you know. No ghosting here. I would appreciate the same.

Which brings me to…. I need communication! Good communication. If you disappear mid-thought or can’t articulate what you’re feeling, we will both suffer, and I sure would hope neither of us is that kind of masochist.

Now, onto the things I enjoy (a.k.a the list of things I’m comfortable delving into earlier on):

- Protocol / Titles

- Service (Responsive and Proactive)

-Basic Rules / Routine

- Speaking ABOUT fantasies/likes/dislikes, including the likely ensuing flirting without expectation to delve into the deep ends

- Happy to provide structure/support for goals

- More to be added if we click.

Onto the things I enjoy, but I’m not willing to delve into without first getting very acquainted (also would require a physical presence on most of these):

-  Hypnosis

- CNC

- Pain Play (various)

- Bimbofication/Intelligence Play

- Degradation/Humiliation

- Worship

- Sensory Play/Overstimulation

- Edging and Denial

- Free Use

- Fear Play

-  Predicament

- Marking

- Praise

- Training/Conditioning

- Eventually…. Years later…. TPE dynamics

I have a decent amount of experience with all of the above. When it comes to your own experience, I have no preference. I’ve historically been the one introducing people to kink, which is fun, but I won’t pretend it wouldn’t be refreshing to talk to someone who already knows what they enjoy. Still, enthusiasm and curiosity beat résumé length kink-eyperience every time, so don’t worry too much about it.

Age range: ideally 21 to 30. In terms of gender, I am interested in most people in theory, but in practice, I have a genital preference, and I’m simply not a fan of penises. Feel free to shoot your shot, though. While I do believe I prefer women, life is strange, and I try not to make sweeping philosophical claims about the future.

Either way, all that aside. While I value discretion, I would like to know who I’m speaking to, so a verification picture before either of us gets invested would be appreciated. I assume you’d want the same, and I’m happy to provide. I would also like to have a voice call and, eventually, a video call if things go well. We can take our time with that.

Eventually, if we genuinely click, I’d be open (and willing) to meet in person. I would prefer someone in Europe for convenience’s sake, but if you live on the other side of the planet and we really click, I’m still happy to chat. As I said, life is weird, and I can’t predict the future.

What I’m not into: poor communication, emotional evasiveness, lack of boundaries, and rushing into in-person anything. Further hard limits (non-exhaustive list) are

- Scat, urine, vomit, misc. bodily fluids, please no, I need not elaborate.

- Choking (I am happy to send you a long paragraph about all the risks involved and the reason why I nope out of this one, just ask during office hours)

- Vore

- Feet

- Furries

- Sissification

If your opening message is “pls mr domly dom can u dom me,” I will assume you are either a bot or that you can’t read, and both of those are dealbreakers, as verbose as LLMs tend to be these days. Speaking of LLMs, if your message is written by a bot, I will ignore it. I pulled out a Google Doc for this, and am now manually formatting it on my phone. Match the effort, I humbly request. Mention your favorite dessert in your message so I know you read all this. Bonus point, and guaranteed response if you include a recipe. Tell me about you, tell me what caught your eye. I don’t expect a novel, but no two-liners, please. There’s truly no bigger turn-off.

Also, if you’re curious about non-kink compatibility, here are a few things I enjoy, enjoy talking about, and/or dabble in on the regular:

- Piano and guitar (acoustic and electric) playing

- Singing/Songwriting/Composing

- Poetry (writing)

- Reading (getting back into non-fiction these days)

- Art – various (visual, textile, literary)

- Linguistics

- Staying politically engaged

- Long hikes

- Going to the gym

- Food. I really like food. Food is so good. I think I might be a little hungry.

- Likely more, but there’s only so much I can remember at 1 am.

If you read this far and feel at least a little intrigued, we’ll probably get along.

Oh, and I’m also looking for friends, so if my sardonic attempts at humor made you laugh at all, DMs are open.

I hope to hear from you soon. :)

EDIT: I assume I did not explicitly say it, and it seems some folks in my DMs sometimes are confused, so: I am a Dominant. Seeking a submissive. I'm happy to have friendly chats with fellow D-Types however. Over and out.

Getting the important stuff out of the way, if your opening line is purely explicit, I will assume one of three things:

- You have no understanding of boundaries.

- You have a kink for getting blocked.

- You did not read this.

Now to the other important stuff, which is who I am, what I’m looking for, and why in the world you may want to keep reading this, given it’s absurdly long.

So let’s start with an introduction. Never know what to mention in these.

I’m 23, based in Germany. I work full-time in copywriting as well as research, and I freelance in too many directions. I own a house. I’ve been divorced. I have two partners (Yes, I am polyamorous, yes, I am emotionally available. Yes, those things can coexist). I quite enjoy playing the piano, and do a lot of musical shenanigans. My birthday’s in April, if you’re into the stars and whatnot. What else… I volunteer, I lean left (as we sure all should these days), I pay my taxes on time…

TLDR – If you’re here expecting chaotic early-twenties energy, I regret to inform you that I am tired. Functional. But tired.

Yes, I know. You’re doing the math. House. Two long-term partners I’m in a TPE with. Academic research. Divorce?? If you’re curious, no, it was not a dramatic implosion; we’re on good terms. It just turns out that if you make adult decisions early, you get adult consequences early, and here we are. Who would’ve thought.

By day, I juggle work, gigs, and whatever other mildly unhinged side quests I’ve signed myself up for. By night, I read about kink, study kink, teach kink at a bunch of kink places, publish kinky things (or get lost in the void of peer reviews), and occasionally practice a good dose of what I publish, and a bigger dose of what I don’t.

Fun fact: Yes, I am, in fact, a kink researcher. Yes, that’s a real thing. No, I don’t get burnt out from it. Trying to answer all ‘em questions before they come up. Is that me making your ‘how do I converse with this man’ quest harder? Perhaps. I’m sure you’ll figure it out (see the ‘seeks clever (...) human’ part of my title).

I lean heavily toward protocol and psychological intimacy. I enjoy teasing. I enjoy chatting a whole lot before getting to anything even remotely sexual. Ideally, you’re happy with a relatively platonic dynamic and with letting it slowly grow, slowly, if all things align. I’m not in a rush. If anything, I’m suspicious of rush. Done enough of that, nuh-uh, no thanks.

If it doesn’t work out, or if I feel a lack of chemistry on my end, I’ll let you know. No ghosting here. I would appreciate the same.

Which brings me to…. I need communication! Good communication. If you disappear mid-thought or can’t articulate what you’re feeling, we will both suffer, and I sure would hope neither of us is that kind of masochist.

Now, onto the things I enjoy (a.k.a the list of things I’m comfortable delving into earlier on):

- Protocol / Titles

- Service (Responsive and Proactive)

-Basic Rules / Routine

- Speaking ABOUT fantasies/likes/dislikes, including the likely ensuing flirting without expectation to delve into the deep ends

- Happy to provide structure/support for goals

- More to be added if we click.

Onto the things I enjoy, but I’m not willing to delve into without first getting very acquainted (also would require a physical presence on most of these):

- Hypnosis

- CNC

- Pain Play (various)

- Bimbofication/Intelligence Play

- Degradation/Humiliation

- Worship

- Sensory Play/Overstimulation

- Edging and Denial

- Free Use

- Fear Play

- Predicament

- Marking

- Praise

- Training/Conditioning

- Eventually…. Years later…. TPE dynamics

I have a decent amount of experience with all of the above. When it comes to your own experience, I have no preference. I’ve historically been the one introducing people to kink, which is fun, but I won’t pretend it wouldn’t be refreshing to talk to someone who already knows what they enjoy. Still, enthusiasm and curiosity beat résumé length kink-eyperience every time, so don’t worry too much about it.

Age range: ideally 21 to 30. In terms of gender, I am interested in most people in theory, but in practice, I have a genital preference, and I’m simply not a fan of penises. Feel free to shoot your shot, though. While I do believe I prefer women, life is strange, and I try not to make sweeping philosophical claims about the future.

Either way, all that aside. While I value discretion, I would like to know who I’m speaking to, so a verification picture before either of us gets invested would be appreciated. I assume you’d want the same, and I’m happy to provide. I would also like to have a voice call and, eventually, a video call if things go well. We can take our time with that.

Eventually, if we genuinely click, I’d be open (and willing) to meet in person. I would prefer someone in Europe for convenience’s sake, but if you live on the other side of the planet and we really click, I’m still happy to chat. As I said, life is weird, and I can’t predict the future.

What I’m not into: poor communication, emotional evasiveness, lack of boundaries, and rushing into in-person anything. Further hard limits (non-exhaustive list) are

- Scat, urine, vomit, misc. bodily fluids, please no, I need not elaborate.

- Choking (I am happy to send you a long paragraph about all the risks involved and the reason why I nope out of this one, just ask during office hours)

- Vore

- Feet

- Furries

- Sissification

If your opening message is “pls mr domly dom can u dom me,” I will assume you are either a bot or that you can’t read, and both of those are dealbreakers, as verbose as LLMs tend to be these days. Speaking of LLMs, if your message is written by a bot, I will ignore it. I pulled out a Google Doc for this, and am now manually formatting it on my phone. Match the effort, I humbly request. Mention your favorite dessert in your message so I know you read all this. Bonus point, and guaranteed response if you include a recipe. Tell me about you, tell me what caught your eye. I don’t expect a novel, but no two-liners, please. There’s truly no bigger turn-off.

Also, if you’re curious about non-kink compatibility, here are a few things I enjoy, enjoy talking about, and/or dabble in on the regular:

- Piano and guitar (acoustic and electric) playing

- Singing/Songwriting/Composing

- Poetry (writing)

- Reading (getting back into non-fiction these days)

- Art – various (visual, textile, literary)

- Linguistics

- Staying politically engaged

- Long hikes

- Going to the gym

- Food. I really like food. Food is so good. I think I might be a little hungry.

- Likely more, but there’s only so much I can remember at 1 am.

If you read this far and feel at least a little intrigued, we’ll probably get along. Oh, and I’m also looking for friends, so if my sardonic attempts at humor made you laugh at all, DMs are open.

I hope to hear from you soon. :)

EDIT: I assume I did not explicitly say it, and it seems some folks in my DMs sometimes are confused, so: I am a Dominant. Seeking a submissive. I'm happy to have friendly chats with fellow D-Types however. Over and out.

Getting the important stuff out of the way, if your opening line is purely explicit, I will assume one of three things:

\- You have no understanding of boundaries.

\- You have a kink for getting blocked.

\- You did not read this.

Now to the other important stuff, which is who I am, what I’m looking for, and why in the world you may want to keep reading this, given it’s absurdly long.

So let’s start with an introduction. Never know what to mention in these.

I’m 23, based in Germany. I work full-time in copywriting as well as research, and I freelance in too many directions. I own a house. I’ve been divorced. I have two partners (Yes, I am polyamorous, yes, I am emotionally available. Yes, those things can coexist). I quite enjoy playing the piano, and do a lot of musical shenanigans. My birthday’s in April, if you’re into the stars and whatnot. What else… I volunteer, I lean left (as we sure all should these days), I pay my taxes on time…

TLDR – If you’re here expecting chaotic early-twenties energy, I regret to inform you that I am tired. Functional. But tired.

Yes, I know. You’re doing the math. House. Two long-term partners I’m in a TPE with. Academic research. Divorce?? If you’re curious, no, it was not a dramatic implosion; we’re on good terms. It just turns out that if you make adult decisions early, you get adult consequences early, and here we are. Who would’ve thought.

By day, I juggle work, gigs, and whatever other mildly unhinged side quests I’ve signed myself up for. By night, I read about kink, study kink, teach kink at a bunch of kink places, publish kinky things (or get lost in the void of peer reviews), and occasionally practice a good dose of what I publish, and a bigger dose of what I don’t.

Fun fact: Yes, I am, in fact, a kink researcher. Yes, that’s a real thing. No, I don’t get burnt out from it. Trying to answer all ‘em questions before they come up. Is that me making your ‘how do I converse with this man’ quest harder? Perhaps. I’m sure you’ll figure it out (see the ‘seeks clever (...) human’ part of my title).

I lean heavily toward protocol and psychological intimacy. I enjoy teasing. I enjoy chatting a whole lot before getting to anything even remotely sexual. Ideally, you’re happy with a relatively platonic dynamic and with letting it slowly grow, slowly, if all things align. I’m not in a rush. If anything, I’m suspicious of rush. Done enough of that, nuh-uh, no thanks.

If it doesn’t work out, or if I feel a lack of chemistry on my end, I’ll let you know. No ghosting here. I would appreciate the same.

Which brings me to…. I need communication! Good communication. If you disappear mid-thought or can’t articulate what you’re feeling, we will both suffer, and I sure would hope neither of us is that kind of masochist.

Now, onto the things I enjoy (a.k.a the list of things I’m comfortable delving into earlier on):

\- Protocol / Titles

\- Service (Responsive and Proactive)

\-Basic Rules / Routine

\- Speaking ABOUT fantasies/likes/dislikes, including the likely ensuing flirting without expectation to delve into the deep ends

\- Happy to provide structure/support for goals

\- More to be added if we click.

Onto the things I enjoy, but I’m not willing to delve into without first getting very acquainted (also would require a physical presence on most of these):

\- Hypnosis

\- CNC

\- Pain Play (various)

\- Bimbofication/Intelligence Play

\- Degradation/Humiliation

\- Worship

\- Sensory Play/Overstimulation

\- Edging and Denial

\- Free Use

\- Fear Play

\- Predicament

\- Marking

\- Praise

\- Training/Conditioning

\- Eventually…. Years later…. TPE dynamics

I have a decent amount of experience with all of the above. When it comes to your own experience, I have no preference. I’ve historically been the one introducing people to kink, which is fun, but I won’t pretend it wouldn’t be refreshing to talk to someone who already knows what they enjoy. Still, enthusiasm and curiosity beat résumé length kink-eyperience every time, so don’t worry too much about it.

Age range: ideally 21 to 30. In terms of gender, I am interested in most people in theory, but in practice, I have a genital preference, and I’m simply not a fan of penises. Feel free to shoot your shot, though. While I do believe I prefer women, life is strange, and I try not to make sweeping philosophical claims about the future.

Either way, all that aside. While I value discretion, I would like to know who I’m speaking to, so a verification picture before either of us gets invested would be appreciated. I assume you’d want the same, and I’m happy to provide. I would also like to have a voice call and, eventually, a video call if things go well. We can take our time with that.

Eventually, if we genuinely click, I’d be open (and willing) to meet in person. I would prefer someone in Europe for convenience’s sake, but if you live on the other side of the planet and we really click, I’m still happy to chat. As I said, life is weird, and I can’t predict the future.

What I’m not into: poor communication, emotional evasiveness, lack of boundaries, and rushing into in-person anything. Further hard limits (non-exhaustive list) are

\- Scat, urine, vomit, misc. bodily fluids, please no, I need not elaborate.

\- Choking (I am happy to send you a long paragraph about all the risks involved and the reason why I nope out of this one, just ask during office hours)

\- Vore

\- Feet

\- Furries

\- Sissification

If your opening message is “pls mr domly dom can u dom me,” I will assume you are either a bot or that you can’t read, and both of those are dealbreakers, as verbose as LLMs tend to be these days. Speaking of LLMs, if your message is written by a bot, I will ignore it. I pulled out a Google Doc for this, and am now manually formatting it on my phone. Match the effort, I humbly request. Mention your favorite dessert in your message so I know you read all this. Bonus point, and guaranteed response if you include a recipe. Tell me about you, tell me what caught your eye. I don’t expect a novel, but no two-liners, please. There’s truly no bigger turn-off.

Also, if you’re curious about non-kink compatibility, here are a few things I enjoy, enjoy talking about, and/or dabble in on the regular:

\- Piano and guitar (acoustic and electric) playing

\- Singing/Songwriting/Composing

\- Poetry (writing)

\- Reading (getting back into non-fiction these days)

\- Art – various (visual, textile, literary)

\- Linguistics

\- Staying politically engaged

\- Long hikes

\- Going to the gym

\- Food. I really like food. Food is so good. I think I might be a little hungry.

\- Likely more, but there’s only so much I can remember at 1 am.

If you read this far and feel at least a little intrigued, we’ll probably get along. Oh, and I’m also looking for friends, so if my sardonic attempts at humor made you laugh at all, DMs are open.

I hope to hear from you soon. :)

EDIT: I assume I did not explicitly say it, and it seems some folks in my DMs sometimes are confused, so: I am a Dominant. Seeking a submissive. I'm happy to have friendly chats with fellow D-Types however. Over and out.

Getting the important stuff out of the way, if your opening line is purely explicit, I will assume one of three things:

- You have no understanding of boundaries.

- You have a kink for getting blocked.

- You did not read this.

Now to the other important stuff, which is who I am, what I’m looking for, and why in the world you may want to keep reading this, given it’s absurdly long.

So let’s start with an introduction. Never know what to mention in these.

I’m 23, based in Germany. I work full-time in copywriting as well as research, and I freelance in too many directions. I own a house. I’ve been divorced. I have two partners (Yes, I am polyamorous, yes, I am emotionally available. Yes, those things can coexist). I quite enjoy playing the piano, and do a lot of musical shenanigans. My birthday’s in April, if you’re into the stars and whatnot. What else… I volunteer, I lean left (as we sure all should these days), I pay my taxes on time…

TLDR – If you’re here expecting chaotic early-twenties energy, I regret to inform you that I am tired. Functional. But tired.

Yes, I know. You’re doing the math. House. Two long-term partners I’m in a TPE with. Academic research. Divorce?? If you’re curious, no, it was not a dramatic implosion; we’re on good terms. It just turns out that if you make adult decisions early, you get adult consequences early, and here we are. Who would’ve thought.

By day, I juggle work, gigs, and whatever other mildly unhinged side quests I’ve signed myself up for. By night, I read about kink, study kink, teach kink at a bunch of kink places, publish kinky things (or get lost in the void of peer reviews), and occasionally practice a good dose of what I publish, and a bigger dose of what I don’t.

Fun fact: Yes, I am, in fact, a kink researcher. Yes, that’s a real thing. No, I don’t get burnt out from it. Trying to answer all ‘em questions before they come up. Is that me making your ‘how do I converse with this man’ quest harder? Perhaps. I’m sure you’ll figure it out (see the ‘seeks clever (...) human’ part of my title).

I lean heavily toward protocol and psychological intimacy. I enjoy teasing. I enjoy chatting a whole lot before getting to anything even remotely sexual. Ideally, you’re happy with a relatively platonic dynamic and with letting it slowly grow, slowly, if all things align. I’m not in a rush. If anything, I’m suspicious of rush. Done enough of that, nuh-uh, no thanks.

If it doesn’t work out, or if I feel a lack of chemistry on my end, I’ll let you know. No ghosting here. I would appreciate the same.

Which brings me to…. I need communication! Good communication. If you disappear mid-thought or can’t articulate what you’re feeling, we will both suffer, and I sure would hope neither of us is that kind of masochist.

Now, onto the things I enjoy (a.k.a the list of things I’m comfortable delving into earlier on):

- Protocol / Titles

- Service (Responsive and Proactive)

-Basic Rules / Routine

- Speaking ABOUT fantasies/likes/dislikes, including the likely ensuing flirting without expectation to delve into the deep ends

- Happy to provide structure/support for goals

- More to be added if we click.

Onto the things I enjoy, but I’m not willing to delve into without first getting very acquainted (also would require a physical presence on most of these):

- Hypnosis

- CNC

- Pain Play (various)

- Bimbofication/Intelligence Play

- Degradation/Humiliation

- Worship

- Sensory Play/Overstimulation

- Edging and Denial

- Free Use

- Fear Play

- Predicament

- Marking

- Praise

- Training/Conditioning

- Eventually…. Years later…. TPE dynamics

I have a decent amount of experience with all of the above. When it comes to your own experience, I have no preference. I’ve historically been the one introducing people to kink, which is fun, but I won’t pretend it wouldn’t be refreshing to talk to someone who already knows what they enjoy. Still, enthusiasm and curiosity beat résumé length kink-eyperience every time, so don’t worry too much about it.

Age range: ideally 21 to 30. In terms of gender, I am interested in most people in theory, but in practice, I have a genital preference, and I’m simply not a fan of penises. Feel free to shoot your shot, though. While I do believe I prefer women, life is strange, and I try not to make sweeping philosophical claims about the future.

Either way, all that aside. While I value discretion, I would like to know who I’m speaking to, so a verification picture before either of us gets invested would be appreciated. I assume you’d want the same, and I’m happy to provide. I would also like to have a voice call and, eventually, a video call if things go well. We can take our time with that.

Eventually, if we genuinely click, I’d be open (and willing) to meet in person. I would prefer someone in Europe for convenience’s sake, but if you live on the other side of the planet and we really click, I’m still happy to chat. As I said, life is weird, and I can’t predict the future.

What I’m not into: poor communication, emotional evasiveness, lack of boundaries, and rushing into in-person anything. Further hard limits (non-exhaustive list) are

- Scat, urine, vomit, misc. bodily fluids, please no, I need not elaborate.

- Choking (I am happy to send you a long paragraph about all the risks involved and the reason why I nope out of this one, just ask during office hours)

- Vore

- Feet

- Furries

- Sissification

If your opening message is “pls mr domly dom can u dom me,” I will assume you are either a bot or that you can’t read, and both of those are dealbreakers, as verbose as LLMs tend to be these days. Speaking of LLMs, if your message is written by a bot, I will ignore it. I pulled out a Google Doc for this, and am now manually formatting it on my phone. Match the effort, I humbly request. Mention your favorite dessert in your message so I know you read all this. Bonus point, and guaranteed response if you include a recipe. Tell me about you, tell me what caught your eye. I don’t expect a novel, but no two-liners, please. There’s truly no bigger turn-off.

Also, if you’re curious about non-kink compatibility, here are a few things I enjoy, enjoy talking about, and/or dabble in on the regular:

- Piano and guitar (acoustic and electric) playing

- Singing/Songwriting/Composing

- Poetry (writing)

- Reading (getting back into non-fiction these days)

- Art – various (visual, textile, literary)

- Linguistics

- Staying politically engaged

- Long hikes

- Going to the gym

- Food. I really like food. Food is so good. I think I might be a little hungry.

- Likely more, but there’s only so much I can remember at 1 am.

If you read this far and feel at least a little intrigued, we’ll probably get along. Oh, and I’m also looking for friends, so if my sardonic attempts at humor made you laugh at all, DMs are open.

I hope to hear from you soon. :)

EDIT: I assume I did not explicitly say it, and it seems some folks in my DMs sometimes are confused, so: I am a Dominant. Seeking a submissive. I'm happy to have friendly chats with fellow D-Types however. Over and out.

Getting the important stuff out of the way, if your opening line is purely explicit, I will assume one of three things:

• You have no understanding of boundaries.

• You have a kink for getting blocked.

• You did not read this.

Now to the other important stuff, which is who I am, what I’m looking for, and why in the world you may want to keep reading this, given it’s absurdly long.

So let’s start with an introduction. Never know what to mention in these.

I’m 23, based in Germany. I work full-time in copywriting as well as research, and I freelance in too many directions. I own a house. I’ve been divorced. I have two partners (Yes, I am polyamorous, yes, I am emotionally available. Yes, those things can coexist). I quite enjoy playing the piano, and do a lot of musical shenanigans. My birthday’s in April, if you’re into the stars and whatnot. What else… I volunteer, I lean left (as we sure all should these days), I pay my taxes on time…

TLDR – If you’re here expecting chaotic early-twenties energy, I regret to inform you that I am tired. Functional. But tired.

Yes, I know. You’re doing the math. House. Two long-term partners I’m in a TPE with. Academic research. Divorce?? If you’re curious, no, it was not a dramatic implosion; we’re on good terms. It just turns out that if you make adult decisions early, you get adult consequences early, and here we are. Who would’ve thought.

By day, I juggle work, gigs, and whatever other mildly unhinged side quests I’ve signed myself up for. By night, I read about kink, study kink, teach kink at a bunch of kink places, publish kinky things (or get lost in the void of peer reviews), and occasionally practice a good dose of what I publish, and a bigger dose of what I don’t.

Fun fact: Yes, I am, in fact, a kink researcher. Yes, that’s a real thing. No, I don’t get burnt out from it. Trying to answer all ‘em questions before they come up. Is that me making your ‘how do I converse with this man’ quest harder? Perhaps. I’m sure you’ll figure it out (see the ‘seeks clever (...) human’ part of my title).

I lean heavily toward protocol and psychological intimacy. I enjoy teasing. I enjoy chatting a whole lot before getting to anything even remotely sexual. Ideally, you’re happy with a relatively platonic dynamic and with letting it slowly grow, slowly, if all things align. I’m not in a rush. If anything, I’m suspicious of rush. Done enough of that, nuh-uh, no thanks.

If it doesn’t work out, or if I feel a lack of chemistry on my end, I’ll let you know. No ghosting here. I would appreciate the same.

Which brings me to…. I need communication! Good communication. If you disappear mid-thought or can’t articulate what you’re feeling, we will both suffer, and I sure would hope neither of us is that kind of masochist.

Now, onto the things I enjoy (a.k.a the list of things I’m comfortable delving into earlier on):

• Protocol / Titles

• Service (Responsive and Proactive)

-Basic Rules / Routine

• Speaking ABOUT fantasies/likes/dislikes, including the likely ensuing flirting without expectation to delve into the deep ends

• Happy to provide structure/support for goals

• More to be added if we click.

Onto the things I enjoy, but I’m not willing to delve into without first getting very acquainted (also would require a physical presence on most of these):

• Hypnosis

• CNC

• Pain Play (various)

• Bimbofication/Intelligence Play

• Degradation/Humiliation

• Worship

• Sensory Play/Overstimulation

• Edging and Denial

• Free Use

• Fear Play

• Predicament

• Marking

• Praise

• Training/Conditioning

• Eventually…. Years later…. TPE dynamics

I have a decent amount of experience with all of the above. When it comes to your own experience, I have no preference. I’ve historically been the one introducing people to kink, which is fun, but I won’t pretend it wouldn’t be refreshing to talk to someone who already knows what they enjoy. Still, enthusiasm and curiosity beat résumé length kink-eyperience every time, so don’t worry too much about it.

Age range: ideally 21 to 30. In terms of gender, I am interested in most people in theory, but in practice, I have a genital preference, and I’m simply not a fan of penises. Feel free to shoot your shot, though. While I do believe I prefer women, life is strange, and I try not to make sweeping philosophical claims about the future.

Either way, all that aside. While I value discretion, I would like to know who I’m speaking to, so a verification picture before either of us gets invested would be appreciated. I assume you’d want the same, and I’m happy to provide. I would also like to have a voice call and, eventually, a video call if things go well. We can take our time with that.

Eventually, if we genuinely click, I’d be open (and willing) to meet in person. I would prefer someone in Europe for convenience’s sake, but if you live on the other side of the planet and we really click, I’m still happy to chat. As I said, life is weird, and I can’t predict the future.

What I’m not into: poor communication, emotional evasiveness, lack of boundaries, and rushing into in-person anything. Further hard limits (non-exhaustive list) are

• Scat, urine, vomit, misc. bodily fluids, please no, I need not elaborate.

• Choking (I am happy to send you a long paragraph about all the risks involved and the reason why I nope out of this one, just ask during office hours)

• Vore

• Feet

• Furries

• Sissification

If your opening message is “pls mr domly dom can u dom me,” I will assume you are either a bot or that you can’t read, and both of those are dealbreakers, as verbose as LLMs tend to be these days. Speaking of LLMs, if your message is written by a bot, I will ignore it. I pulled out a Google Doc for this, and am now manually formatting it on my phone. Match the effort, I humbly request. Mention your favorite dessert in your message so I know you read all this. Bonus point, and guaranteed response if you include a recipe. Tell me about you, tell me what caught your eye. I don’t expect a novel, but no two-liners, please. There’s truly no bigger turn-off.

Also, if you’re curious about non-kink compatibility, here are a few things I enjoy, enjoy talking about, and/or dabble in on the regular:

• Piano and guitar (acoustic and electric) playing

• Singing/Songwriting/Composing

• Poetry (writing)

• Reading (getting back into non-fiction these days)

• Art – various (visual, textile, literary)

• Linguistics

• Staying politically engaged

• Long hikes

• Going to the gym

• Food. I really like food. Food is so good. I think I might be a little hungry.

• Likely more, but there’s only so much I can remember at 1 am.

If you read this far and feel at least a little intrigued, we’ll probably get along. Oh, and I’m also looking for friends, so if my sardonic attempts at humor made you laugh at all, DMs are open.

I hope to hear from you soon. :)

EDIT: I assume I did not explicitly say it, and it seems some folks in my DMs sometimes are confused, so: I am a Dominant. Seeking a submissive. I'm happy to have friendly chats with fellow D-Types however. Over and out.