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I got a great response to the last one of these (what her shit does to your cock during dirty anal) so heres the next edition!

Ladies, this is what your dirty assholes actually do to the cum these desperate men leave in your ass.

Men, here’s what’s really happening to your precious sperm after you unload in her dirty asshole.

The second you moan and shoot your load in her shit-filled ass, trillions of her shit bacteria swarm it right away, tear the sperm wide open, and start feasting on your DNA like it’s warm garbage. Less than a half hour later, your entire genetic legacy will have been chewed up and turned into fresh, stinky shit inside a woman’s hot ass.

Female shit is stronger than male virility.
Read that again.
That’s the hilarious, disgusting truth at the core of this.

A man can build empires, give speeches, make millions, fuck like a champion, and convulse in pleasure as he floods a woman’s ass with what he believes is the most powerful fluid on Earth: his seed, his legacy, his genetic conquest.

And her asshole just laughs at it.

Her asshole turns his “powerful” virility into…stinky poop. Quickly. His DNA that could’ve carried on his lineage gets decomposed like garbage and mixed into the reeking turd she’ll squeeze out of her wrinkly, stained butthole tomorrow while scrolling. She’ll sit on the toilet, grunt, push that log out, turn her nose up at the smell, wipe the mess, and flush it without a second thought. What was once his life force is now part of a yucky, brown, embarrassing pile of girl shit that smells like exactly what it is.

That’s the truth.
Her dirty asshole doesn’t just take your load.
It devours it, farts all over it, turns it into stinky waste, and shits it out like the pathetic garbage it always was.

A friend of mine blackout drunkenly asked if he could tell me something. I said sure, and he then confessed that he’d gotten his wife pregnant while she was wearing freshly crapped-in panties. Two months ago. Different strokes for different folks but I can’t look at either of them the same, good Lord that must have smelled terrible. I can only assume this was not the first time they’d experimented with that. I don’t think he remembers telling me and I’m trying not to judge but now I can never un know how they conceived. It should be hilarious but it’s extremely gross and unhygienic to me.

Most of us aren’t looking to get our cocks brown, but it would be silly to pretend it doesn’t happen, poop doesn’t care. Sure it’s gross but it’s hopefully laughable once it’s over.

Guys (and girls), share your best or funniest mishaps!

Alright you fellow dirty fucks who love pounding her shitty ass raw. Ladies, this is what your assholes are capable of. Men, here’s what’s actually happening to our cocks. It’s graphic, consider yourself warned. Bonus points if you stay hard while reading the truth 💩

Her shit isn’t just gross brown stuff. It’s not “leftover food” either. By weight, it’s made up of mostly bacteria that are meant to devour every last bit of her food scraps, turn it into more of their own bodies, and fart out stinky gases (the “shit” smell).

The second you slide in her shit-filled ass and start thrusting, trillions of these bacteria smear all over your cock and swarm it like fresh dinner, because to them, it is. They latch on tight, pump out enzymes, and start digesting the oils and dead skin on your cock like it’s just more food. Abrasion from the friction + enzymes break down your skin barrier fast.

Your cock doesn’t just get dirty. It gets eaten at, colonized, and turned into a stinky playground crawling with her bacteria. It behaves like a turd because it basically is one now. It looks like one, smells like one, and smears shit on anything it touches. Wipe all you want, a ton of bacteria stay behind in the pores and under the head. Your cock will stink like pure shit until you shower. Even a shower won’t get rid of the smell because enough bacteria survive to keep her belly’s stink party going on your cock, farting nonstop while they do it.

You know how gross it is. But deep down, your cock loves her stinky shit anyways because it knows the truth. Shit is the living proof of what her body just did with real food: turned it into curves and feces, and now both are all over your cock, claiming it with her most private, disgusting filth.

What I’m NOT talking about: no eggy, sulfur, rancid, chemically, or “what died in here” smells.

I’m talking about shit that, frankly, smells like shit and nothing else. That familiar, grown-woman shit smell that stinks like freshly shit-in pants, wrinkles noses, and screams “poo-poo” at the top of its lungs.

Any men (or women) know what I’m talking about?
Have you ever smelled a woman’s shit like this?

New to this and might have screwed up. Had 15 minutes of dirty anal sex in a hotel room, we didn’t get poo on anything in the room and both scrubbed in the shower. The front desk “remembered my name” when I came back months later which made me nervous.

Was the room still stinking when housekeeping came? It sat overnight with no way to air out. Her poo was horrendously stinky easily 9 out of 10 and we used it as anal lube.

I came dangerously close in college. Had my summer fling former soccer player GF in doggy when she ripped a stinky fart that turned me on more than I expected and made me quickly start cumming inside before I realized what was happening then did a very late pullout.

Horrifying how close of a call it was and how quickly my life could have flipped upside down but damn. The thought that a smokeshow’s ass gas nearly got her pregnant is…something.

It got me thinking. How many pregnancies have happened because a man was hot for his woman’s stinky butthole?

Not actually shitty, just the “that smells like ass” stink of a woman’s butthole being aired out during anal.

It’s a naughty, horny scent that makes you cringe after you empty your balls in her ass but it keeps you coming back.