u/AmountPlenty6878

I’m not entirely sure what series of questionable life choices or internet searches landed me here, but here I am lol. I’m equal parts “tell me about your day in detail” and “let’s flirt about who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse (it’s me!!!).” I appreciate good banter, dumb jokes that somehow become inside jokes, and that rhythm of talking to someone who just gets it.

I wanna find someone whose messages make my phone light up and my brain go “oh nice, it’s them.” I’m looking for good friend energy with a little spark! We could hype each other up, mildly roast each other, and accidentally start caring a lot haha. Tell me something small about your day, something you’re excited about, or something completely random like which Golden Girl you would play mini golf with! Bonus points if you’re hilarious!

I’m not entirely sure what series of questionable life choices or internet searches landed me here, but here I am lol. I’m equal parts “tell me about your day in detail” and “let’s flirt about who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse (it’s me!!!).” I appreciate good banter, dumb jokes that somehow become inside jokes, and that rhythm of talking to someone who just gets it.

I wanna find someone whose messages make my phone light up and my brain go “oh nice, it’s them.” I’m looking for good friend energy with a little spark! We could hype each other up, mildly roast each other, and accidentally start caring a lot haha. Tell me something small about your day, something you’re excited about, or something completely random like which Golden Girl you would play mini golf with! Bonus points if you’re hilarious!

I’m not entirely sure what series of questionable life choices or internet searches landed me here, but here I am lol. I’m equal parts “tell me about your day in detail” and “let’s flirt about who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse (it’s me!!!).” I appreciate good banter, dumb jokes that somehow become inside jokes, and that rhythm of talking to someone who just gets it.

I wanna find someone whose messages make my phone light up and my brain go “oh nice, it’s them.” I’m looking for good friend energy with a little spark! We could hype each other up, mildly roast each other, and accidentally start caring a lot haha. Tell me something small about your day, something you’re excited about, or something completely random like which Golden Girl you would play mini golf with! Bonus points if you’re hilarious!

I’m not entirely sure what series of questionable life choices or internet searches landed me here, but here I am lol. I’m equal parts “tell me about your day in detail” and “let’s flirt about who would survive longer in a zombie apocalypse (it’s me!!!).” I appreciate good banter, dumb jokes that somehow become inside jokes, and that rhythm of talking to someone who just gets it.

I wanna find someone whose messages make my phone light up and my brain go “oh nice, it’s them.” I’m looking for good friend energy with a little spark! We could hype each other up, mildly roast each other, and accidentally start caring a lot haha. Tell me something small about your day, something you’re excited about, or something completely random like which Golden Girl you would play mini golf with! Bonus points if you’re hilarious!