u/AnEsotericBrat

I'm not wanting to waste either of our time, so:

1. If you don't want children (three, ideally) or marriage and cannot provide a lifestyle conducive to me being a stay-at-home mom,
2. If you have a recreational addiction (e.g., video games*, gambling, substances, pornography),
3. If you are unable to remain composed under pressure (I do not do well with anger/frustration regardless of if it's directed at me or not),

AND/OR

4. Are allergic to animals, peanuts or are obsessed with eating cheese

THEN I'm not the one for you. 🥴 Good luck in your search.

*Being around someone who enjoys competitive games is extremely problematic for my well-being in general, so please don’t bother.

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I'm 5’4”, curvier ('top heavy'), long brown hair, green eyes and freckles. I'm quite youthful, both visually and the tone of my voice.. I'm also a sapiosexual and demiromantic, so I'm not interested in superficial conversations and/or connections (or lack thereof).

I'm currently a university student, living ‘alone’ (w/ my two dogs, two cats and 200+ tropical plants), and I'd say I'm a bit too much of a homebody — the first step is admitting you have a problem ? 🙈 I'll likely begin volunteering soon to help spice my life up a bit.

I heavily value autonomy (in ‘regular' life), loyalty, introspection, family, learning, and love. I'm extremely service-oriented (at my core, I really need somebody to establish and enforce boundaries when it comes to this), rather forgiving, attentive, nurturing, mischievous, accepting, optimistic, and empathetic. I have to role-play everyday as the “strong woman who don't need no man”, but I melt around someone who has the right temperament.. I'm a pathetic, needy slut for daddy but I'm not yours (yet), so this isn't an invitation to degrade or objectify me. 👀🩷

→ Hobbies/Interests: Educational activities (e.g., non-fiction books, documentaries, podcasts, research), astronomy, relationship psychology, animals, Iceland, hiking, trash tv, horticulture, cuddling, mindfulness, polyvagal theory, personal development, dog walks, museums, art galleries, exploring new places, DIY, tattoos/piercings, meaningful conversations, creative activities (painting, drawing), Bojack Horseman, health & wellness, journalling, bowling, sustainability, simple living (off-grid, homesteading), and more cuddles..

→ If you're into personality-related tests: Chaotic Good | INTJ-A (MBTI) | 5w4 (Enneagram) | Tritype 125 🤷

Socially liberal (you do you, unless you’re causing tangible harm to other living things), fiscally conservative (because a girl likes to save a buck, when appropriate).

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My (physical) type is 5’7-5’11, broader frame, athletic/average/dad bod, hairier (head, some facial, even body hair), darker/greying hair, glasses, and looking rather straight-laced. None of this is a ‘requirement’ however, because we all change as we age and looks won’t sustain a connection long-term.

I truly need somebody who wants to be my best friend, who is curious, disciplined, transparent, open-minded, attentive, intelligent, patient and kind. Somebody who has integrity, flexibility, humility and the ability (and willingness) to communicate in a gentle (yet direct) manner. I also need to receive praise, feel valued and appreciated by my partner (especially when I'll be in service to them). I need somebody who has something to say (regardless of the topic at hand), asks questions, actively listens, and will happily provide their perspective/opinions. If you believe that eventually you will run out of things to talk about with a new person/partner, that there’s only so many things you can learn about them, only so many questions you can ask, then it’s highly likely that I’m not ‘it’ for you. I’m far too curious and we’re likely to annoy tf out of each other. 😂

Anyhow, I need somebody who will let me help them, who will allow me to get close enough to anticipate their needs and know how they're feeling without them having to say a word. I want somebody who isn't afraid to share their ~dumb thoughts~, who can be playful and doesn't mind receiving pictures of random things or sixteen minute voice notes. 🫣 I want to know somebody inside and out, including the way they process their thoughts and come to conclusions, and I would hope for that same enthusiasm in return. If you are likely to feel inadequate when I share my thoughts and feelings with you, especially when they are relevant to you, then there really isn’t any point to reaching out because I clearly like to share everything.

I will relocate for the right person, under the right circumstances. If there is significant distance between us, please ask yourself whether you have the time, dedication and financial means to make this work. This is not to say that it will fall completely on you, but I'm not going to be the only one doing what I can to try and make a relationship work long-term. My name's MacKenzie, by the way.. I'd advise using it in your first message if you want to receive a response. 😘 Additionally, if you live outside of Ontario then having health and prescription coverage is a necessity, unless you’re wealthy enough to burn up to a thousand dollars per month..

→ I'm into/open to/curious about: Being a personal fucktoy/cum-dumpster/urinal, CNC & free-use, anal, some impact play, choking, somnophilia, face-slapping, rough sex, MFM, gang bangs, gloryholes, anonymous encounters, TPE, TiH, face-fucking, diet control, watersports, ANR, dogging, degradation, stretching, rimming, bareback, age gaps, double penetration, exhibitionism, making out, impregnation risk, manhandling, knee-high socks, sexual objectification, praise, wax play, figging, anal plugs, squirting, rituals, structure, branding, fisting, e-stimulation, daddy-types, + more.

The more we have in common, the better. 😗 That said, I do NOT require or expect somebody to desire all of these same things. Additionally, this has only been provided for compatibility reasons, allowing others to make informed decisions, and efficiency’s sake, not because I want to discuss it at length. Meaningful and/or intellectual conversations turn me on, but us having mutual kinks won't get anything flowing or keep me ~coming back for more~. 🤷 Feel free to let me know in your first message what you enjoy and how experienced you are though. 🩷

→ Limits: Scat, animals, waterboarding, vomit, extremely sadistic acts, blood, needles, emotional sadism, disciplinarian measures*, fear play, emotional unavailability, infidelity, pet play, role play, nipple/breast torture, cbt, bhm, abdl, encasement, bastinado, human furniture, cuckold, humiliation, bathroom-use control, eye contact restrictions, orgasm denial/control, infantilism, fire play..

*Being held accountable is one thing, but I do MUCH better with positive reinforcement. Ultimately, discipline isn't good for me/a relationship because it will turn into a "fuck you" situation and that is primarily due to the fact that there should be absolutely no reason for it considering I don't ever intentionally 'misbehave'.. Therefore anything that comes across that way is because there's something seriously wrong, miscommunication, misinterpretation, or a mistake.. None of which deserve disciplinarian measures. 🥴

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I believe that everybody should always be trying to improve themself, make ethical decisions, and ultimately cause as little harm as possible (to other living things) while alive.

Oh and please, if you don't have enough time to establish a strong foundation for a relationship then don't bother messaging me. This post is EXACTLY like how my messages will be because I do not do small talk and (for the record) I will not carry a conversation so please have substance. I'm intense to the average person, my brain doesn't relax.. unless I'm cuddling then I'm unlikely to make a peep. 🥹

I'm not wanting to waste either of our time, so:

1. If you don't want children (three, ideally) or marriage and cannot provide a lifestyle conducive to me being a stay-at-home mom,
2. If you have a recreational addiction (e.g., video games*, gambling, substances, pornography),
3. If you are unable to remain composed under pressure (I do not do well with anger/frustration regardless of if it's directed at me or not),

AND/OR

4. Are allergic to animals, peanuts or are obsessed with eating cheese

THEN I'm not the one for you. 🥴 Good luck in your search.

*Being around someone who enjoys competitive games is extremely problematic for my well-being in general, so please don’t bother.

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I'm 5’4”, curvier ('top heavy'), long brown hair, green eyes and freckles. I'm quite youthful, both visually and the tone of my voice.. I'm also a sapiosexual and demiromantic, so I'm not interested in superficial conversations and/or connections (or lack thereof).

I'm currently a university student, living ‘alone’ (w/ my two dogs, two cats and 200+ tropical plants), and I'd say I'm a bit too much of a homebody — the first step is admitting you have a problem ? 🙈 I'll likely begin volunteering soon to help spice my life up a bit.

I heavily value autonomy (in ‘regular' life), loyalty, introspection, family, learning, and love. I'm extremely service-oriented (at my core, I really need somebody to establish and enforce boundaries when it comes to this), rather forgiving, attentive, nurturing, mischievous, accepting, optimistic, and empathetic. I have to role-play everyday as the “strong woman who don't need no man”, but I melt around someone who has the right temperament.. I'm a pathetic, needy slut for daddy but I'm not yours (yet), so this isn't an invitation to degrade or objectify me. 👀🩷

→ Hobbies/Interests: Educational activities (e.g., non-fiction books, documentaries, podcasts, research), astronomy, relationship psychology, animals, Iceland, hiking, trash tv, horticulture, cuddling, mindfulness, polyvagal theory, personal development, dog walks, museums, art galleries, exploring new places, DIY, tattoos/piercings, meaningful conversations, creative activities (painting, drawing), Bojack Horseman, health & wellness, journalling, bowling, sustainability, simple living (off-grid, homesteading), and more cuddles..

→ If you're into personality-related tests: Chaotic Good | INTJ-A (MBTI) | 5w4 (Enneagram) | Tritype 125 🤷

Socially liberal (you do you, unless you’re causing tangible harm to other living things), fiscally conservative (because a girl likes to save a buck, when appropriate).

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My (physical) type is 5’7-5’11, broader frame, athletic/average/dad bod, hairier (head, some facial, even body hair), darker/greying hair, glasses, and looking rather straight-laced. None of this is a ‘requirement’ however, because we all change as we age and looks won’t sustain a connection long-term.

I truly need somebody who wants to be my best friend, who is curious, disciplined, transparent, open-minded, attentive, intelligent, patient and kind. Somebody who has integrity, flexibility, humility and the ability (and willingness) to communicate in a gentle (yet direct) manner. I also need to receive praise, feel valued and appreciated by my partner (especially when I'll be in service to them). I need somebody who has something to say (regardless of the topic at hand), asks questions, actively listens, and will happily provide their perspective/opinions. If you believe that eventually you will run out of things to talk about with a new person/partner, that there’s only so many things you can learn about them, only so many questions you can ask, then it’s highly likely that I’m not ‘it’ for you. I’m far too curious and we’re likely to annoy tf out of each other. 😂

I need somebody who will let me help them, who will allow me to get close enough to anticipate their needs and know how they're feeling without them having to say a word. I want somebody who isn't afraid to share their ~dumb thoughts~, who can be playful and doesn't mind receiving pictures of random things or sixteen minute voice notes. 🫣 I want to know somebody inside and out, including the way they process their thoughts and come to conclusions, and I would hope for that same enthusiasm in return. If you are likely to feel inadequate when I share my thoughts and feelings with you, especially when they are relevant to you, then there really isn’t any point to reaching out because I clearly like to share everything.

I will relocate for the right person, under the right circumstances. If there is significant distance between us, please ask yourself whether you have the time, dedication and financial means to make this work. This is not to say that it will fall completely on you, but I'm not going to be the only one doing what I can to try and make a relationship work long-term. My name's MacKenzie, by the way.. I'd advise using it in your first message if you want to receive a response. 😘 Additionally, if you live outside of Ontario then having health and prescription coverage is a necessity, unless you’re wealthy enough to burn up to a thousand dollars per month..

→ I'm into/open to/curious about: Being a personal fucktoy/cum-dumpster/urinal, CNC & free-use, anal, some impact play, choking, somnophilia, face-slapping, rough sex, MFM, gang bangs, gloryholes, anonymous encounters, TPE, TiH, face-fucking, diet control, watersports, ANR, dogging, degradation, stretching, rimming, bareback, age gaps, double penetration, exhibitionism, making out, impregnation risk, manhandling, knee-high socks, sexual objectification, praise, wax play, figging, anal plugs, squirting, rituals, structure, branding, fisting, e-stimulation, daddy-types, + more.

The more we have in common, the better. 😗 That said, I do NOT require or expect somebody to desire all of these same things. Additionally, this has only been provided for compatibility reasons, allowing others to make informed decisions, and efficiency’s sake, not because I want to discuss it at length. Meaningful and/or intellectual conversations turn me on, but us having mutual kinks won't get anything flowing or keep me ~coming back for more~. 🤷 Feel free to let me know in your first message what you enjoy and how experienced you are though. 🩷

→ Limits: Scat, animals, waterboarding, vomit, extremely sadistic acts, blood, needles, emotional sadism, disciplinarian measures*, fear play, emotional unavailability, infidelity, pet play, role play, nipple/breast torture, cbt, bhm, abdl, encasement, bastinado, human furniture, cuckold, humiliation, bathroom-use control, eye contact restrictions, orgasm denial/control, infantilism, fire play..

*Being held accountable is one thing, but I do MUCH better with positive reinforcement. Ultimately, discipline isn't good for me/a relationship because it will turn into a "fuck you" situation and that is primarily due to the fact that there should be absolutely no reason for it considering I don't ever intentionally 'misbehave'.. Therefore anything that comes across that way is because there's something seriously wrong, miscommunication, misinterpretation, or a mistake.. None of which deserve disciplinarian measures. 🥴

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I believe that everybody should always be trying to improve themself, make ethical decisions, and ultimately cause as little harm as possible (to other living things) while alive.

Oh and please, if you don't have enough time to establish a strong foundation for a relationship then don't bother messaging me. This post is EXACTLY like how my messages will be because I do not do small talk and (for the record) I will not carry a conversation so please have substance. I'm intense to the average person, my brain doesn't relax.. unless I'm cuddling then I'm unlikely to make a peep. 🥹

I'm not wanting to waste either of our time, so:

1. If you don't want children or marriage and cannot provide a lifestyle conducive to me being a stay-at-home mom,

2. If you have a recreational addiction (e.g., video games, gambling, substances, pornography),

3. If you are unable to remain composed under pressure (I do not do well with anger/frustration regardless of if it's directed at me or not)

AND/OR
4. Are allergic to animals, peanuts or are obsessed with eating cheese

THEN I'm not the one for you. 🥴 Good luck in your search.

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I'm 5’4”, curvier (not BBW-status), long brown hair, green eyes and freckles. I'm quite youthful, both visually and the tone of my voice.. I'm also a sapiosexual and demiromantic, so I'm not interested in superficial conversations and/or connections (or lack thereof).

I'm currently a university student, living ‘alone’ (w/ my two dogs, two cats and 200+ tropical plants), and I'd say I'm a bit too much of a homebody — the first step is admitting you have a problem ? 🙈 I'll likely begin volunteering soon to help spice my life up a bit.

I heavily value autonomy (in ‘regular' life), loyalty, introspection, family, learning, and love. I'm extremely service-oriented (at my core, I really need somebody to establish and enforce boundaries when it comes to this), rather forgiving, attentive, nurturing, mischievous, accepting, optimistic, and empathetic. I have to role-play everyday as the “strong woman who don't need no man”, but I melt around someone who has the right temperament.. I'm a pathetic, needy slut for daddy but I'm not yours (yet), so this isn't an invitation to degrade or objectify me. 👀🩷

→ Hobbies/Interests: Educational activities (e.g., non-fiction books, documentaries, podcasts, research), astronomy, relationship psychology, animals, Iceland, hiking, trash tv, horticulture, cuddling, mindfulness, polyvagal theory, personal development, dog walks, museums, art galleries, exploring new places, DIY, tattoos/piercings, meaningful conversations, creative activities (painting, drawing), Bojack Horseman, healthy & wellness, journalling, bowling, sustainability, simple living (off-grid, homesteading), and more cuddles..

→ If you're into personality-related tests:
Chaotic Good | INTJ-A (MBTI) | 5w4 (Enneagram) | Tritype 125 🤷

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I truly need somebody who wants to be my best friend, who is curious, disciplined, transparent, open-minded, attentive, intelligent, patient and kind. Somebody who has integrity, flexibility, humility and the ability (and willingness) to communicate in a gentle (yet direct) manner. I also need to receive praise, feel valued and appreciated by my partner. I need somebody who has something to say (regardless of the topic at hand), asks questions, actively listens, and will happily provide their perspective/opinions.

I need somebody who will let me help them, who will allow me to get close enough to anticipate their needs and know how they're feeling without them having to say a word. I want somebody who isn't afraid to share their ~dumb thoughts~, who can be playful and doesn't mind receiving pictures of random things or sixteen minute voice notes from somebody who sounds like a child. 🫣

I will relocate for the right person, under the right circumstances. If there is significant distance between us, please ask yourself whether you have the time, dedication and financial means to make this work. This is not to say that it will fall completely on you, but I'm not going to be the only one doing what I can to try and make a relationship work long-term. My name's MacKenzie, by the way.. I'd advise using it in your first message if you want to catch my attention quickly. 😘

→ I'm into/open to/curious about: Being a personal fucktoy/cum-dumpster/urinal, CNC & free-use, anal, some impact play, choking, somnophilia, face-slapping, rough sex, MFM, gang bangs, gloryholes, TPE, TiH, face-fucking, watersports, ANR, dogging, degradation, stretching, rimming, bareback, age gaps, double penetration, exhibitionism, making out, impregnation risk, manhandling, knee-high socks, sexual objectification, praise, wax play, figging, anal plugs, squirting, rituals, structure, branding, fisting, e-stimulation, daddy-types, + more.

(The more we have in common, the better. 😗)

→ Hard limits: Scat, animals, waterboarding, extremely sadistic acts, blood, needles, emotional sadism, (“actual”) discipline*, fear play, emotional unavailability, infidelity, pet play, role play, nipple/breast torture, cbt, bhm, abdl, encasement, bastinado, human furniture, cuckold, humiliation, bathroom-use control, eye contact restrictions, orgasm denial/control, infantilism, fire play..

*Being held accountable is one thing, but I do MUCH better with positive reinforcement. Ultimately, there is nothing anybody could do or say that will make me feel worse than the psychological torture I'll do to myself when I've unintentionally upset somebody. 💀

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I believe that everybody should always be trying to improve themself, make ethical decisions, and ultimately cause as little harm as possible (to other living things) while alive.

Oh and please, if you don't have enough time to establish a strong foundation for a relationship then don't bother messaging me. This post is EXACTLY like how my messages will be because I do not do small talk and (for the record) I will not carry a conversation so please have substance. I'm intense to the average person, my brain doesn't relax.. unless I'm cuddling then I'm unlikely to make a peep. 🥹