It was the happiest day of your life, the dream wedding surrounded by your best friends and family. And then the bride walked in, wearing a beautiful, low-cut white dress, heading down the aisle.
Everything was going well, until a gurgling sound rumbled in your stomach. Maybe it was nervous gas, but it wasn't the best time to let one out, so you braced your butt until it was safe.
The hours passed, your stomach felt like a balloon of gas. You felt like when they asked you to kiss the bride you were going to burp in her face. As you left the church, while they congratulated you and threw you rice, you saw the opportunity to fart, you took advantage of the noise from the church to fart and relax your bowels, without noticing that the bridesmaids were walking behind you and that you, now wife, wrinkled your nose at the smell of rottenness.
Alternate ending 1
They got stuck in traffic at the worst possible time. They'd been in the car for hours, and your stomach started growling and bloating again. You gripped the steering wheel, sweating as you held back your farts. A final stomach cramp destroyed you. Your butt couldn't take it anymore and you started farting against the seat, stinking up the whole car in seconds with your long, thunderous farts. Your poor wife was coughing and gagging as she rolled down the window to get some air.
Alternative ending 2
Upon arriving at your newlywed apartment, you carried your wife to the bed while holding back your farts. You tried to gently place your wife on the bed, and you managed, but not before letting out a small fart. "Eww, honey, really? At our wedding?" your wife asked, fanning herself with her veil.
Just as you were about to apologize, your stomach responded with a cramp. You tried to go to the bathroom, but the cramp paralyzed you, and uncontrollably, your rear end pointed at your wife. You started farting right in front of her, almost in her face, and she immediately started complaining while gagging and feeling nauseous.
Alternative ending 3
When you were undressing, you tried to fart quietly ...until you heard a fart outside, even more monstrous and longer than your own. As you went outside, you saw your wife fanning herself with the large skirt of her dress as she tore off her corset.
When she saw you, she blushed and covered her nose in embarrassment, but you knew from that that she was the one.
Alternative ending 4
You'd been in the bathroom for a few hours just letting out farts, trying to get them all out. Your wife carefully opened the door a crack to sniff while she touched herself. She had a secret fetish, and it was the reason she married you.