u/Background_Yard_7789

In the most inconsiderate fashion my employer that paysme expects me to….attend the workplace?! Have you ever heard of anything so insulting?

I only have a precious couple of work from home days this week and I fully intend to do no work at all. I’m going to sit here on Reddit with you lovely filthy people instead. Melting my mind to all of the delicious filth the internet has to offer.

Why don’t you come join me for today? Help me wreak revenge on my terrible employer for their silly expectations. Come and tell me what brought you here in the first place and what keeps bringing you back?

In the most inconsiderate fashion my employer that pays
me expects me to….attend the workplace?! Have you ever heard of anything so insulting?!

I only have a precious couple of work from home days this week and I fully intend to do no work at all. I’m going to sit here on Reddit with you lovely filthy people instead. Melting my mind to all of the delicious filth the internet has to offer.

Why don’t you come join me for today? Help me wreak revenge on my terrible employer for their silly expectations. Come and tell me what brought you here in the first place and what keeps bringing you back?

I'm in need of new filthy friends. It's the main hook for me with somewhere like this. We tell each other what sort of day we've all had while everyone slowly masturbates. We talk about our share kinks and fantasies, and also the goings on of the day and it all just intermingles into a filthy shared little friendship.

Come and tell me about your hobbies and your masturbation habits. Let me know your dream holiday destination and your perfect fuck.

You get the idea, we're here for a good time, and if we click, a long time.

I’ve been coming here long enough now. I should know better. As soon as I open Reddit and all that delicious porn just starts filling my screen. Immediately I start sinking into it. My body responds to it. My blood pounding in my veins, my cock swelling, throbbing, aching, my bones itching.

I can’t help it. Then you add in the Redditors on top?! Fellow horny filthy people losing themselves to the beautiful porn and depravity of Reddit. I love it. Come see me in my DMs and let’s sink deeper together

Why would I want to deal with the horrible awful real world, when instead I could be sat on here with all of you wonderful horny little filthy gooners?

Is there anything better than scrolling through hours and hours of filth with like minded individuals? What is it that brought you on here? What keeps you here?

Why would I want to deal with the horrible awful real world, when instead I could be sat on here with all of you wonderful horny little filth mongers.

Is there anything better than scrolling through hours and hours of filth with like minded individuals? What is it that brought you on here? What keeps you here?

I'm an absolute sucker for any chat that also has a sprinkle of the SFW in there. Love making long term filthy friends. What's your poison? What's a good chat on here to you?

Why would I want to deal with the horrible awful real world, when instead I could be sat on here with all of you wonderful horny little filth mongers.

Is there anything better than scrolling through hours and hours of filth with like minded individuals? What is it that brought you on here? What keeps you here?

I'm an absolute sucker for any chat that also has a sprinkle of the SFW in there. Love making long term filthy friends. What's your poison? What's a good chat on here to you?

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It’s on me. I never should have opened Reddit before I started work. I should know better! Because as soon as it’s open immediately the delicious filthy warm embrace of my fellow horny little freaks is so much better than ever being productive. What was I thinking?!

So come and chat with me. I’m holding out hope for a long term friend, but single serving ones are welcome too. Come and tell me who you are, what brought you here, how you spent your weekend, what keeps you coming back to Reddit.

I have a million questions, come answer a few.

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I want to know. I’m here for so many reasons. It’s the most beautiful escapism, I love logging on and getting horny and sitting in that beautiful horny feeling for as long as I can. Sinking deeper and deeper and feeling my body respond. I love the feeling of the itchy bones and the hot blood as my brain gets primal and consumed with urges.

Don’t get me wrong, my favourite chats on here are definitely a mix of SFW and NSFW, I love having like long term friends who are deviants. Where we chat about our days while everyone sits round casually masturbating. It’s perfection.

So come see me in my DMs. Tell me why you’re here.

I want to know. I’m here for so many reasons. It’s the most beautiful escapism, I love logging on and getting horny and sitting in that beautiful horny feeling for as long as I can. Sinking deeper and deeper and feeling my body respond. I love the feeling of the itchy bones and the hot blood as my brain gets primal and consumed with urges.

Don’t get me wrong, my favourite chats on here are definitely a mix of SFW and NSFW, I love having like long term friends who are deviants. Where we chat about our days while everyone sits round casually masturbating. It’s perfection.

So come see me in my DMs. Tell me why you’re here.

When you’ve been holding your edge long enough to be allowed to post twice, you know it’s been a good session.

At it for about 6 hours and it’s been bliss. So much beautiful porn and so many delicious filthy Redditors. Come slide into my inbox and help me finish today off.

Ok aside from water and required nutritional intake don’t we have everything we need right here? Let’s escape into Reddit. Lose ourselves to the chats and subs that let our brains be engulfed by the glorious overwhelming wave of horny that comes with being on here.

What is it that you love so much? Which subs drive you wild? Which kinks get scratched? Come and tell me about you and your journey.

I love making horny friends. Filthy conversation that wanders between the normal and the depraved. Come and show all of who you are to me through the beauty of anonymity.

Ok aside from water and required nutritional intake don’t we have everything we need right here? Let’s escape into Reddit. Lose ourselves to the chats and subs that let our brains be engulfed by the glorious overwhelming wave of horny that comes with being on here.

What is it that you love so much? Which subs drive you wild? Which kinks get scratched? Come and tell me about you and your journey.

I love making horny friends. Filthy conversation that wanders between the normal and the depraved. Come and show all of who you are to me through the beauty of anonymity.

Ok aside from water and required nutritional intake don’t we have everything we need right here? Let’s escape into Reddit. Lose ourselves to the chats and subs that let our brains be engulfed by the glorious overwhelming wave of horny that comes with being on here.

What is it that you love so much? Which subs drive you wild? Which kinks get scratched? Come and tell me about you and your journey.

I love making horny friends. Filthy conversation that wanders between the normal and the depraved. Come and show all of who you are to me through the beauty of anonymity.

There’s nothing to top it is there? Sitting on Reddit numbing your brain to the real world with hours of flicking through a perfectly curated feed of fellow degenerates. Perfection.

Why don’t you come and tell me about you? What was your journey to this sordid little corner of the internet. How did you end up here? What brings you back?

I love a good chat that wanders between the SFW and NSFW. How do you like to spend a weekend? What are your hobbies? Come share all of your good self.

There’s nothing to top it is there? Sitting on Reddit numbing your brain to the real world with hours of flicking through a perfectly curated feed of fellow degenerates. Perfection.

Why don’t you come and tell me about you? What was your journey to this sordid little corner of the internet. How did you end up here? What brings you back?

I love a good chat that wanders between the SFW and NSFW. How do you like to spend a weekend? What are your hobbies? Come share all of your good self.

There’s nothing to top it is there? Sitting on Reddit numbing your brain to the real world with hours of flicking through a perfectly curated feed of fellow degenerates. Perfection.

Why don’t you come and tell me about you? What was your journey to this sordid little corner of the internet. How did you end up here? What brings you back?

I love a good chat that wanders between the SFW and NSFW. How do you like to spend a weekend? What are your hobbies? Come share all of your good self.

I was out walking my dog the other day, and Reddit has just ruined my brain. Every woman I walk past I imagine she’s out there to flash and masturbate in the free and open woods.

I imagine finding beautiful horny women rubbing their gorgeous wet pussies in the open air, watching and joining in.

I blame Reddit. It’s made me believe the world is filled with fellow perverts.