u/Beneficial-Aide-7293

I’m a 38M pleasure dom with a calm, nurturing energy.

In real life, I gravitate towards women who carry a lot on their shoulders. The ones who have a lot of responsibilities at work, who might be juggling a lot at home, and just want to turn their brains off for a while.

I love being the guy who can help you do that.

I want to be someone who can take care of you, who knows what your body craves and can give it to you.

I'm non judgmental when it comes to kinks, so if there's anything specific you want to try out, just let me know. If it's not my kink, I'll calmly let you know and we can figure out what works for both of us.

If I've piqued your interest, I'd love to hear from you.

I’m a 38M pleasure dom with a calm, nurturing energy.

In real life, I gravitate towards women who carry a lot on their shoulders. The ones who have a lot of responsibilities at work, who might be juggling a lot at home, and just want to turn their brains off for a while.

I love being the guy who can help you do that.

I want to be someone who can take care of you, who knows what your body craves and can give it to you.

I'm non judgmental when it comes to kinks, so if there's anything specific you want to try out, just let me know. If it's not my kink, I'll calmly let you know and we can figure out what works for both of us.

If I've piqued your interest, I'd love to hear from you.

I'm taking a break from in person dating and casual sex, but getting off alone does start to get boring and underwhelming quickly.

I know there's an epidemic of men who, when they get bored of porn, seek out more hardcore stuff. But in my case, boredom with porn and masturbation makes getting on dating apps very tempting. And now is not a great time for me to be on those apps.

So...when I am taking care of myself, I'd like some enthusiastic company from a horny woman who is doing the same thing. I know that at any time I'm taking care of myself, there are a bunch of horny women doing exactly the same thing, and I know that some of you are here.

So if you're one of those women, and you'd prefer a bit of connection alongside self-pleasure, then I'd love to hear from you. We can share filthy thoughts, ask each other questions, and encourage each other.

To be extra clear, if your idea of a conversation is typing "mmm, fuck yes" while I provide you with your own erotic novel, we will not be a match. (I've heard there are plenty of straight men here who put no effort into conversation, so I am sure you can empathize.)

If this sounds like the kind of connection you'd be interested in, send me a message with your age, kinks/limits, and time zone.

I'm taking a break from in person dating and casual sex, but getting off alone does start to get boring and underwhelming after a while.

You dive down a rabbithole of smut (most of which isn't very good), or you end up in online conversations with people who can't even type in complete sentences.

What I'm looking for: Some enthusiastic company from a horny woman who needs to cum, and wants to both give and receive compliments and encouragement. I don't think that self-pleasure or sex have to be "dirty" all the time, even if being dirty can be fun.

Sometimes it's just healthy self-care, and I'd like to treat it that way.

If I've piqued your interest, send me a message with your age, your gender, and any kinks you want to explore, and we can take it from there.

Women only please.

I'm taking a break from in person dating and casual sex, but getting off alone does start to get boring and underwhelming quickly.

I know there's an epidemic of men who, when they get bored of porn, seek out more hardcore stuff. But in my case, boredom with porn and masturbation makes getting on dating apps very tempting. And now is not a great time for me to be on those apps.

So...when I am taking care of myself, I'd like some enthusiastic company from a horny woman who is doing the same thing. I know that at any time I'm taking care of myself, there are a bunch of horny women doing exactly the same thing, and I know that some of you are here.

So if you're one of those women, and you'd prefer a bit of connection alongside self-pleasure, then I'd love to hear from you. We can share filthy thoughts, ask each other questions, and encourage each other.

To be extra clear, if your idea of a conversation is typing "mmm, fuck yes" while I provide you with your own erotic novel, we will not be a match. (I've heard there are plenty of straight men here who put no effort into conversation, so I am sure you can empathize.)

If this sounds like the kind of connection you'd be interested in, send me a message with your age, kinks/limits, and time zone.

I'm taking a break from in person dating and casual sex, but getting off alone does start to get boring and underwhelming quickly.

I know there's an epidemic of men who, when they get bored of porn, seek out more hardcore stuff. But in my case, boredom with porn and masturbation makes getting on dating apps very tempting. And now is not a great time for me to be on those apps.

So...when I am taking care of myself, I'd like some enthusiastic company from a horny woman who is doing the same thing. I know that at any time I'm taking care of myself, there are a bunch of horny women doing exactly the same thing, and I know that some of you are here.

So if you're one of those women, and you'd prefer a bit of connection alongside self-pleasure, then I'd love to hear from you. We can share filthy thoughts, ask each other questions, and encourage each other.

To be extra clear, if your idea of a conversation is typing "mmm, fuck yes" while I provide you with your own erotic novel, we will not be a match. (I've heard there are plenty of straight men here who put no effort into conversation, so I am sure you can empathize.)

If this sounds like the kind of connection you'd be interested in, send me a message with your age, kinks/limits, and time zone.

If you're masturbating right now, or plan to start soon, I want you to know how happy that makes me. You deserve to know how cute you are, that your body deserves attention, that it's perfectly okay to have dirty fantasies. And you should know that the parts of your body you're paying attention to are beautiful.

I want you to be vulnerable with me, to say whatever is on your mind, to ask any questions you would like. If you've been gooning and have horny thoughts you need to say out loud, I'm here to listen.

Because having a wet needy pussy is perfectly normal and healthy. And orgasms are self-care. I think you've been working hard and have earned the right to a bit of pleasure. Don't you?

And if me pulling my cock out and joining you would make you happy, who would I be to decline?

Doesn't that sound like what you need right now?

Women only, please. Please tell me your age, your kinks/limits, and which toys you have in your first message.

We can't even remember how we agreed to this.

And yet, the two of us were standing in the middle of Carla's living room, naked, our faces red and our muscles tense, with a small crowd of people watching us. One side of the magic wand was on your clit, and the other was on my head of my cock.

"Don't look at her tits," I repeat to myself in my own head. I know that looking at your naked body might be the thing that sends me over the edge, so I look up with my eyes closed.

"No cheating, you two!" Carla says to both of us. "Look at her gorgeous, perky nipples," she says to me. "And look at his hard, leaky cock," she says as she turns to you.

When we first arrived at Carla's place, we thought it would be a chill get together with a few friends.

But apparently both of us brag about our sexual prowess after the sixth shot of tequila.

"I'm the queen of Marathon sex," you bragged during a game of truth or dare. "I need to take a dick for hours before I can cum. I only fuck men who can handle this pussy."

Now that we're bragging, I decide to join in.

"I've been practicing stamina since I first became sexually active," I said in my own drunken stupor. "Now I just need someone who can keep up with me."

I think I thought that all this bragging would turn you on and make you want to fuck me. And who knows, maybe it did.

But before it could, Carla turned it into a contest.

"Ok, no more bragging. Let's see which one of you can actually last longer."

I'll be blunt: The vast majority of my posts, especially my more popular ones, tend to generate low quality responses. I've heard that many female posters on here can relate!

What often happens is that instead of wanting to participate in a back and forth and have a conversation, the person messaging wants me to provide her with entertaining messages. Meanwhile, the most she can do is reply with "mmmmm fuck" or "I'm so wet."

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad your pussy is wet. I just don't want to feel like I'm chatting with a robot.

As for what I actually am looking for...

I know there are tons of horny women gooning on here, and what I'm hoping to find is someone who is doing that and is excited to talk about it!

Someone whose mind naturally goes wild when she's in a feral, horny state, and who would love to be able to think out loud. If there's a fantasy you have that you want to explore, or porn you're eager to share (and actually talk about or watch with me), I want that to inspire some actual discussion or banter.

Getting off should be more fun because we're doing it together, not because just one of us is providing the entertainment.

If you find this post relatable, then I'd love to hear from you.

Send me a message with a couple of complete sentences. Tell me a bit about yourself and your kinks. No pressure to be ultra-creative--just be willing to have an actual conversation.

Women only, please. (I wouldn't type this if I didn't have to.)

This can be a full roleplay, or we can just have an open-ended conversation inspired by the premise.

It's 1AM and you're lying down next to me, your old friend your met at your previous job, in a stranger's hotel room. A gorgeous woman we just met is pressing her face between your legs as you moan in ecstasy. Meanwhile, another woman is expertly sucking me off, taking my shaft all the way down her throat.

You and I have never even seen each other naked until now. Which is one of many reasons that we're looking at each other in a mix of disbelief and pleasure.

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Our mutual friend from our previous workplace just moved in with new fiancee.

The three of us used to be close, but after moving to new cities we struggled to stay in touch. You and I haven’t really talked (or seen each other) in what seems like a lifetime.

To celebrate the move, our friend buys us plane tickets to come visit. We’re both staying in his guest room: one queen bed, one futon. I claim the futon.

We arrive at 9 p.m. on a Thursday.

Our mutual friend introduces us to his partner, the three of us have the expected "hey, wow, it’s been a while” conversation, and we eat delivery at the kitchen table.

Then our friend mentions he has work in the morning and suggests an early night so we can go harder over the weekend. He and his partner head to bed.

You and I hang back in the guest room, making awkward-small-talk-turned-memory-lane, until one of us says it: “I’m not tired.”

Our friend told us to help ourselves to the liquor cabinet, so we grab drinks.

After a few shots, you randomly let it slip out: "By the way, I'm bi now."

I look back at your with a grin and say, “So what you’re telling me is… you’re an honorary bro now.”

You roll your eyes and laugh.

Still full of liquid courage, I blurt it out: “Okay, hear me out. What if we go to a bar and pick up some women together?”

And that’s where the night begins.

If you're masturbating right now, or plan to start soon, I want you to know how happy that makes me. You deserve to know how cute you are, that your body deserves attention, that it's perfectly okay to have dirty fantasies. And you should know that the parts of your body you're paying attention to are beautiful.

I want you to be vulnerable with me, to say whatever is on your mind, to ask any questions you would like. If you've been gooning and have horny thoughts you need to say out loud, I'm here to listen.

Because having a wet needy pussy is perfectly normal and healthy. And orgasms are self-care. I think you've been working hard and have earned the right to a bit of pleasure. Don't you?

And if me pulling my cock out and joining you would make you happy, who would I be to decline?

Doesn't that sound like what you need right now?

Women only, please. Please tell me your age and your kinks/limits in your first message.

If you're masturbating right now, or plan to start soon, I want you to know how happy that makes me. You deserve to know how cute you are, that your body deserves attention, that it's perfectly okay to have dirty fantasies. And you should know that the parts of your body you're paying attention to are beautiful.

I want you to be vulnerable with me, to say whatever is on your mind, to ask any questions you would like. If you've been gooning and have horny thoughts you need to say out loud, I'm here to listen.

Because having a wet needy pussy is perfectly normal and healthy. And orgasms are self-care. I think you've been working hard and have earned the right to a bit of pleasure. Don't you?

And if me pulling my cock out and joining you would make you happy, who would I be to decline?

Doesn't that sound like what you need right now?

Women only, please. Please tell me your age and your kinks/limits in your first message.

Sorry if this seems awkward, but we've known each other for so long and we've hidden entire parts of our body from each other.

I mean...ok, you've definitely seen my bulge in gray sweatpants, and I've seen your nipples poking through a tanktop. We're comfortable enough to joke about that stuff.

We've talked about our sex lives. I've fucked a couple of your friends so I know that at least one of them has told you what my dick looks like. But you haven't seen it.

So now that we're in this AirBnB and we have this hot tub in the backyard, why do we need to wear bathing suits? Why can't we just break the ice and get naked together?

OK...you're worried we might get horny? Is that such a big deal, if you get wet and I get hard? Worst case scenario is we end up masturbating together. It would be a fun bonding experience, wouldn't it? Would seeing me get hard or cum really be so embarrassing for you?

If you're masturbating right now, or plan to start soon, I'd love to affectionately encourage you. To tell you how cute you are, to assure you that your body deserves attention, to tell you that it's perfectly okay to have dirty fantasies.

I want you to be vulnerable with me, to say whatever is on your mind, to ask any questions you would like. If you've been gooning and have horny thoughts you need to say out loud, I'm here to listen.

Because having a wet needy pussy is perfectly normal and healthy. And orgasms are self-care. I think you've been working hard and have earned the right to a bit of pleasure. Don't you?

And if me joining you would make you happy, who would I be to decline?

Doesn't that sound like what you need right now?

Women only, please. Please tell me your age and your kinks/limits in your first message.

If you're masturbating right now, or plan to start soon, I'd love to affectionately encourage you. To tell you how cute you are, to assure you that your body deserves attention, to tell you that it's perfectly okay to have dirty fantasies.

I want you to be vulnerable with me, to say whatever is on your mind, to ask any questions you would like. If you've been gooning and have horny thoughts you need to say out loud, I'm here to listen.

Because having a wet needy pussy is perfectly normal and healthy. And orgasms are self-care. I think you've been working hard and have earned the right to a bit of pleasure. Don't you?

And if me joining you would make you happy, who would I be to decline?

Doesn't that sound like what you need right now?

If you're masturbating right now, or plan to start soon, I'd love to affectionately encourage you. To tell you how cute you are, to assure you that your body deserves attention, to tell you that it's perfectly okay to have dirty fantasies.

I want you to be vulnerable with me, to say whatever is on your mind, to ask any questions you would like. If you've been gooning and have horny thoughts you need to say out loud, I'm here to listen.

Because having a wet needy pussy is perfectly normal and healthy. And orgasms are self-care. I think you've been working hard and have earned the right to a bit of pleasure. Don't you?

And if me joining you would make you happy, who would I be to decline?

Doesn't that sound like what you need right now?

The title captures what I'm looking for right now.

If you're masturbating right now, or plan to start soon, I'd love to affectionately encourage you. To tell you how cute you are, to assure you that your body deserves attention, to tell you that it's perfectly okay to have dirty fantasies.

I want you to be vulnerable with me, to say whatever is on your mind, to ask any questions you would like. If you've been gooning and have horny thoughts you need to say out loud, I'm here to listen.

Because having a wet needy pussy is perfectly normal and healthy. And orgasms are self-care. I think you've been working hard and have earned the right to a bit of pleasure. Don't you?

Doesn't that sound like what you need right now?

We've been close friends for as long as we can remember. And as our friendship progressed, we've developed an interesting dynamic.

It started out innocent enough---with us talking openly about our crushes, dates we've been on, and our relationships. As we grew more comfortable with one another, our sex lives became open for discussion, with extremely graphic details about our encounters.
One night, we're watching a movie together and a steamy sex scene comes on. Since we're such close friends, you casually mention that you're starting to get wet. Then you look in my direction and notice the outline of my erection under my jeans.

"You know...you can pull it out and play with it if you want," you tell me. "And if you're okay with it, I kind of want to get myself off too.

That marked the night our boundaries fully evaporated. We turned off the movie, switched over to some "adult" material, and took care of our needs. We never actually touched each other, but suddenly we were close and comfortable enough that we had nothing to hide.
We could roleplay that particular night, or we could play out another scenario in our boundary-free friendship.

Here are just a some of the other things we could do together:

• Help each other take nudes to send to our actual sex partners (or post publicly on adult subreddits).
• Have a casual "no pants" night at my apartment
• Vacation together in a shared hotel room. Bring hookups/one night stands back at the same time.
• Take a bath or shower together, or get naked in a hot tub together (whatever happens from there is up to us)
• Visit a sex shop together and test our toys out when we get back home.
• Have an edging contest.
• Visit a sex party or a strip club together.
• Have a chill night in with a bottle of wine and a porn flick.

Open to other suggestions as well.

And if you want, we can also skip the roleplay and have an open-ended conversation about the themes/ideas in this prompt.

So...you want to find a hot, filthy chat partner on this app. Someone with a great imagination and a high libido. But when you look at your DMs, most of them sound something like "hey bb wnt sum dik?"

And those aren't even the worst messages.

As a straight guy on Reddit, my situation isn't that much better. A lot of my posts attract low effort responses from people who expect me to carry the whole conversation, who have none of their own ideas, and who often can't even type a complete sentence. And that's assuming that "goon babble" isn't a kink of hers.

(If illiterate goon babble is your kink, that's totally fine. But it's not mine!)

So if you're looking for someone to have real conversations with about your sex life, your masturbation habits, your fantasies, your favorite smut, the latest sex toy you bought, etc--I'd like to be that person. I want to connect with someone I'm curious about, who's just as curious about me.

If what I'm describing resonates with you, send me a message with a short list of your kinks and limits.

I'lll cut straight to the chase:

I've been on a self-imposed dry spell for a while, and now seems like a good time to end it. I think women are gorgeous and amazing, and I miss physical connection with them.

I'm 37 with a slim and lean build. Light olive skin, brown eyes, a shaved head, a hairy chest, a short beard, and a nice jaw. For those of you who care, I'm 6 inches, cut, and neatly trimmed.

Hygienic, thoughtful, considerate, and well-groomed. I have a place to myself and can host, but would also be happy to commute to you.

Just as interested in your pleasure as mine.

Women only, please.