u/Beneficial-Aide-7293

So...you want to find a hot, filthy chat partner on this app. Someone with a great imagination and a high libido. But when you look at your DMs, most of them sound something like "hey bb wnt sum dik?"

And those aren't even the worst messages.

As a straight guy on Reddit, my situation isn't that much better. A lot of my posts attract low effort responses from people who expect me to carry the whole conversation, who have none of their own ideas, and who often can't even type a complete sentence. And that's assuming that "goon babble" isn't a kink of hers.

(If illiterate goon babble is your kink, that's totally fine. But it's not mine!)

So if you're looking for someone to have real conversations with about your sex life, your masturbation habits, your fantasies, your favorite smut, the latest sex toy you bought, etc--I'd like to be that person. I want to connect with someone I'm curious about, who's just as curious about me.

If what I'm describing resonates with you, send me a message with a short list of your kinks and limits.

I'lll cut straight to the chase:

I've been on a self-imposed dry spell for a while, and now seems like a good time to end it. I think women are gorgeous and amazing, and I miss physical connection with them.

I'm 37 with a slim and lean build. Light olive skin, brown eyes, a shaved head, a hairy chest, a short beard, and a nice jaw. For those of you who care, I'm 6 inches, cut, and neatly trimmed.

Hygienic, thoughtful, considerate, and well-groomed. I have a place to myself and can host, but would also be happy to commute to you.

Just as interested in your pleasure as mine.

Women only, please.

We've been close friends for as long as we can remember. And as our friendship progressed, we've developed an interesting dynamic.

It started out innocent enough---with us talking openly about our crushes, dates we've been on, and our relationships. As we grew more comfortable with one another, our sex lives became open for discussion, with extremely graphic details about our encounters.
One night, we're watching a movie together and a steamy sex scene comes on. Since we're such close friends, you casually mention that you're starting to get wet. Then you look in my direction and notice the outline of my erection under my jeans.

"You know...you can pull it out and play with it if you want," you tell me. "And if you're okay with it, I kind of want to get myself off too.

That marked the night our boundaries fully evaporated. We turned off the movie, switched over to some "adult" material, and took care of our needs. We never actually touched each other, but suddenly we were close and comfortable enough that we had nothing to hide.
We could roleplay that particular night, or we could play out another scenario in our boundary-free friendship.

Here are just a some of the other things we could do together:

• Help each other take nudes to send to our actual sex partners (or post publicly on adult subreddits).
• Have a casual "no pants" night at my apartment
• Vacation together in a shared hotel room. Bring hookups/one night stands back at the same time.
• Take a bath or shower together, or get naked in a hot tub together (whatever happens from there is up to us)
• Visit a sex shop together and test our toys out when we get back home.
• Have an edging contest.
• Visit a sex party or a strip club together.
• Have a chill night in with a bottle of wine and a porn flick.

Open to other suggestions as well.

And if you want, we can also skip the roleplay and have an open-ended conversation about the themes/ideas in this prompt.

So...you want to find a hot, filthy chat partner on this app. Someone with a great imagination and a high libido. But when you look at your DMs, most of them sound something like "hey bb wnt sum dik?"

And those aren't even the worst messages.

As a straight guy on Reddit, my situation isn't that much better. A lot of my posts attract low effort responses from people who expect me to carry the whole conversation, who have none of their own ideas, and who often can't even type a complete sentence. And that's assuming that "goon babble" isn't a kink of hers.

(If illiterate goon babble is your kink, that's totally fine. But it's not mine!)

So if you're looking for someone to have real conversations with about your sex life, your masturbation habits, your fantasies, your favorite smut, the latest sex toy you bought, etc--I'd like to be that person. I want to connect with someone I'm curious about, who's just as curious about me.

If what I'm describing resonates with you, send me a message with a short list of your kinks and limits.

Perhaps you can relate to what I'm saying.

You want to find a hot, filthy chat partner on this app. Someone with a great imagination and a high libido. But when you look at your DMs, most of them sound something like "hey bb wnt sum dik?"

And those aren't even the worst messages.

As a straight guy on Reddit, my situation isn't that much better. A lot of my posts attract low effort responses from people who expect me to carry the whole conversation, who have none of their own ideas, and who often can't even type a complete sentence. And that's assuming that "goon babble" isn't a kink of hers.

(If illiterate goon babble is your kink, that's totally fine. But it's not mine!)

So if you're looking for someone to have real conversations with about your sex life, your masturbation habits, your fantasies, your favorite smut, the latest sex toy you bought, etc--I'd like to be that person. I want to connect with someone I'm curious about, who's just as curious about me.

If what I'm describing resonates with you, send me a message with a short list of your kinks and limits.

Perhaps you can relate to what I'm saying.

You want to find a hot, filthy chat partner on this app. Someone with a great imagination and a high libido. But when you look at your DMs, most of them sound something like "hey bb wnt sum dik?"

And those aren't even the worst messages.

As a straight guy on Reddit, my situation isn't that much better. A lot of my posts attract low effort responses from people who expect me to carry the whole conversation, who have none of their own ideas, and who often can't even type a complete sentence. And that's assuming that "goon babble" isn't a kink of hers.

(If illiterate goon babble is your kink, that's totally fine. But it's not mine!)

So if you're looking for someone to have real conversations with about your sex life, your masturbation habits, your fantasies, your favorite smut, the latest sex toy you bought, etc--I'd like to be that person. I want to connect with someone I'm curious about, who's just as curious about me.

If what I'm describing resonates with you, send me a message with a short list of your kinks and limits.